Dirt Wizard
@officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
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Great and Powerful Wizard. Fightin' World Champion #1.
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The Kinks - This Time Tomorrow (Official Audio)
YouTube video by The Kinks
https://youtu.be/qwVJ7FWc4rQ?si=xalsb9Rk1qvf6PwY
3 months ago
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Bluesky's a fucking graveyard. I'll keep my account open in case anyone needs to contact me in an emergency. Outside of that I checking in once a month max, for like 90 seconds. Fuck y'all. Bye.
3 months ago
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@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
DAAAAAAVE! My Brazilian student is back in Brazil and had a wonderful time in Florida! I thought your advice about wiping phones was a little excessive but apparently not
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Why you definitely SHOULD NOT share this JD Vance meme
YouTube video by MSNBC
https://youtu.be/8eEz_oVNhak?si=XGQ6Aq4GDNa6a5-H
3 months ago
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I'd hate to be bited by a Dracula.
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3 months ago
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weeder
4 months ago
I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
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"It was the fuck-aroundiest of times, it was the find-outiest of times..."
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4 months ago
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Scott Tobias
4 months ago
Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…
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@wisekingaido.bsky.social
@peepers.bsky.social
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The scourge of video piracy in Ireland 1980s
YouTube video by Old Ireland Restored
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4 months ago
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Getting pretty sick and tired of these "so called" experts telling me what to do. My body. My choice.
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4 months ago
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@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
DAAAAVE! One of my longest and favoritist students is going to the US (Florida) for the first time on Friday. She's Brazilian, traveling with her husband, a week in Miami, a week in Orlando and a week long cruise outta Fort Lauderdale. They've rented a car...
4 months ago
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A.I. generated doom. Is nothing sacred? Nobody asked for this. Nobody wants this. And the music is fucking garbage too. Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
4 months ago
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@wisekingaido.bsky.social
Time to dust off you beret, grab you clove cigarettes and your copy of Marxism for Dummies. New Stereolab just dropped.
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Instant Holograms On Metal Film, by Stereolab
13 track album
https://stereolab.bandcamp.com/album/instant-holograms-on-metal-film
5 months ago
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josh (oldfriend99)
5 months ago
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
5 months ago
I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug
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@peepers.bsky.social
Sinners is great but I don't think
@wisekingaido.bsky.social
would like it. Too scary and he's no a big fan of... uhhh... DRACULAS! That's it. "Why can't they just go back to where they came from!" he says. Transylvania I guess. "Why are their penises so big!" he says. Sad.
5 months ago
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Latest episode of This American Life is wild. About some circus carny in the 90s who traveled around the US raw dogging chicks. Sired over 300 kids apparently who are now looking for him...
5 months ago
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I have returned with an important 🚨PSA 🚨 So those brainiacs at Birmingham City Council have decided to let
@peepers.bsky.social
up to the surface. Not only that, he's now a tourist attraction apparently! DO NOT GET YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH PEEPERS!
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Did This Orangutan Just pull a Ninja Move… or a Dude in Disguise? #shorts.
YouTube video by FabFurFriends
https://youtube.com/shorts/j7mwcLyJVm4?si=ywhAynqXiFDGHAKA
5 months ago
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There has to be other life out there in the universe, why have they never revealed themselves to us? I'll tell you why, in 1977 Sony released a song by Jim Steinman called Bat Out Of Hell and all the aliens in the universe realized they couldn't fuck with humans.
7 months ago
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@peepers.bsky.social
Got a billion dollar movie idea buddy, gonna save Hollywood! Hear me out. So Hickman was dead 3 weeks before the found him right? And the climate of New Mexico had mummified him 🤔
7 months ago
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@wisekingaido.bsky.social
OMG I'm trending on Google!
7 months ago
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Moose
7 months ago
Wild Rocket on tour across the island in May. Tickets for Dublin up tomorrow.
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By Jesus Saint Patrick didn't get all the snakes out of Ireland. There's one snake in particular, a snake who promised me that for €45 he could get me on the cover of Handsome Catholic Monthly. Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself,
@wisekingaido.bsky.social
😡😡😡
7 months ago
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@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
When's your birthday Dave? Found something pretty classy a stylish man like yourself may enjoy...
7 months ago
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For those of you who celebrate.
7 months ago
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Tesla dude mad that somebody said they hoped all Tesla owners burn up in their cars. Same Tesla dude on X
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7 months ago
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
7 months ago
Not sure my heart’s in this anymore, but he deserves it
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If Trump wants to "buy a Tesla tomorrow as a show of confidence and support" he should give it to Barron. He's old enough to drive now, let's see how much confidence you really have in Musks explodey, randomly drive into a tree, cars.
7 months ago
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"In order to attack and do harm to Elon and everything he stands for." No shit Sherlock.
7 months ago
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@profanity.accountant
I don't think I've ever done swears on here
7 months ago
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Absolutely FURIOUS! 😡😡😡 I'M GOING TO SUE EVERYBODY! 😡😡😡 Just discovered that SOMEBODY has stolen MY novel: Blue WKD: Dirt Wizard &
@wisekingaido.bsky.social
The College Years, and adapted it into a BROADWAY MUSICAL AND AN OSCAR WINNING HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!! 😡😡😡
7 months ago
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@wisekingaido.bsky.social
Dave's finally got it! Good job
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
7 months ago
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@peepers.bsky.social
I wonder how
@wisekingaido.bsky.social
is getting on over in the States? Apparently he had a pitch meeting with a "big Hollywood movie star" who's shown interest in his screenplay, "Mississippi Burning 2: Even Burnier". 🤔
7 months ago
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Balderdash
7 months ago
I ❤️ the Velvet Underground.
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Companion was great, really enjoyed it. Iris is far hotter than
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's sexbot...
8 months ago
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@peepers.bsky.social
@wisekingaido.bsky.social
Amazon now have creative control of James Bond lads (those Daniel Craig - Jason Borne movies you boys enjoyed so much).
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8 months ago
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Moose Allain
8 months ago
Might as well face it You’re a dickhead to doves
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@johndirge.bsky.social
I found this week that Murder She Wrote in Italy is called Lady in Yellow; Signora in Giallo
8 months ago
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11. I'm 6'8" and built like a tank. Men fear me. Women want me. Hard as fook. 💪💪
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8 months ago
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@alexwinter.com
This is also a thing. Not suggesting anyone should do this obviously but it is a thing that can be done. 🤔
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8 months ago
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@peepers.bsky.social
@wisekingaido.bsky.social
I believe! 💜
8 months ago
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Tariffs on Australia incoming. Better stock up on boomerangs and didgeridoos while they're still affordable my American frens.
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8 months ago
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LOLZ!
8 months ago
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I regret to announce that the Tans are absolutely at it once again.
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8 months ago
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nattie winters
8 months ago
doing an akira slide into the room on a horse, breaking all of its legs
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@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social
Thoughts on this classic British sandwich Dave? 🤔
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Terrifying Sandwich
YouTube video by Garron
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8 months ago
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8 months ago
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Justin🦩Boldaji
8 months ago
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I just checked WIRED's Twitter account and all the comments on this article link are blue checks praising Elon. Absolute shit show over there.
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8 months ago
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@wisekingaido.bsky.social
So did you enjoy your bluesky break?
@peepers.bsky.social
told us you went to his temple / retreat in the rolling hills of Birmingham to study transcendental telly watching under the master. Nice! You good at watching telly now?
8 months ago
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Alasdair Beckett-King
about 2 years ago
Will the detective investigating your murder be sad?
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