Google Earth on the couch is a wonderful exercise.

if “is Pepsi okay?” was people

I think you’re right, assbutt.

My 6th grader has a kid in his class named Chiefton and they call him Chief Keef.

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Much too cold in Atlanta.

I went in my freezer looking for one tub of cool whip and fellow countrymen there were 3 tubs of cool whip! Can’t ever have enough cool whip in the freezer.

I will simply never recover from reading this sentence: "Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."

bars

This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

smoking weed with kash patel and his eyes scare you so bad you call the police on yourself

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Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

Back woods fire on a Wednesday? Don’t mind if I do.

Pastors working for ICE Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants Which one looks more like Jesus???

I would follow wherever Reuben Bain Jr. leads.

"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"

If I were president I would make America the Beautiful the national anthem.

That play was hilarious.

I have a good little fire going that I plan on burning to the evening if yall wanna come kick back or get an ass whippin.

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

The Flint and the Chattahoochee.

Get his ass Jerome!

We could just give kids free school lunches

¡A huevo!

My 11yr old said that Carson Beck looks like Jason Isbell.

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

We have to destroy them

@theonion.com doesn’t miss.

John Harbaugh is the perfect candidate to lead the Atlanta Falcons to a rotating record of 8-9 and 9-8 over the next 5 seasons.

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To hell with the Saints…forever and always. Go Falcons!

The Falcons don’t make me doubt the existence of God, but they do confirm my suspicion that He is a trickster

If I’ve seen this story once, I’ve seen it a million times.

Live with the confidence of an eliminated Falcons team

I’m at my brother’s house in California and we are truly a broken family. Go Falcons!

Bourbon of the night with Uncle Ray Ray.

Andrew Whitworth: "Were you a rivalry guy, you have a rivalry game memory?" Marshawn Lynch: "You said a rivalry or robbery?"

I was giving my oldest a little music theory lesson on the guitar and he blacked out about 3 minutes into it. Whatever. Just play what you like, youngblood.

That football game was disgusting. Go Falcons!

Hahahahhaa! The Falcons basically knocked the Bucs out of the playoffs.

How did a century-old community hospital in a small Georgia city grow into a sprawling healthcare system that dominates the local economy? By waging a years-long battle to eliminate its competition and become the only game in town. (THREAD)

dudes rock

Thank you to Nick Folk and the Jets for ending this game. No one needs to see the Falcons any more than they have to.

Happy Thanksgiving from my family to you.

My father in law just gave me “the look” to meet him outside and this joker has me stoned to the bone. It’s still light outside. 2nd football game hasn’t even started. My wife doesn’t know.

I’ld be good if Jack White did every halftime show.

The New Orleans Saints can kiss my Atlanta ass..forever and always.

Georgia Tech is making me sad :(

Once a HS social studies teacher was inexplicably forced to do a day of sex ed and didn’t know what to do, so he told us about a “timekeeper,” who is someone at a bar who you don’t think is attractive enough to hook up with and when you’ve drunk enough for them to be attractive, you should go home.