Area People Amazed At Discovery That Watching TV While Driving Is Distracting

Merry Christmas to my landlord

more and more convinced this account is run by bob pollard

I wrote about how no one knows for sure what's going to end this nightmare, but the possibilities are expanding, and we can help them along. Includes some thoughts on the Hola Massacre, the Falklands War, and Watergate (because extrajudicial killing, an unprovoked war, and presidential impeachment).

Sure you can invite more people to the plans we made two months ago. The more the merrier. Also I'm not going now

the words that always get my heart racing

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

Disney for generations: fuck with our IP and we will literally fucking ruin your life Disney now: We gave $1 billion to Sam Altman so he could make a gooner Mickey Mouse that encourages kids to kill themselves, this is totally fine

And they say the left doesn't have any natural presidential candidates

The age of man is over.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

“Movie Intros in 2026” 🤣

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

the other mustache dad at kindergarten drop off shaved his mustache. while this does leave me as the undisputed king, I can't help but feel like something more important was lost

CELINE! #totp

“it will be difficult-difficult-lemon-difficult”

This is a pretty horrifying article but the arithmetic is hard to argue with. I always assumed (pure vibes) that typical US earners were much poorer than those in more equitable societies. The figures are so much worse. www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...

Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:

brother rat

when the local right-wing rag runs out of stupid shit to say, says ‘fuck it’ and hits print anyway

@warlordguymer.bsky.social brings the 1st legion to glorious life as a tech-savvy murder machine whose compartmentalized efficiency and layered complexity only serves to make their eventual fall all the more tragic

nothing like dropping a shakespeare quote into your book and having google drive underline the fuck out of it for grammar issues

woven through its orgiastic tapestry of debauchery and violence lies a very relevant lament for human society; every ‘great state’ is built upon the backs of slaves, and there is no justice, only the solace and comfort of those we love (also, there’s boobs, dick & gory death in every single ep)

German court rules that OpenAI violated copyright laws by training ChatGPT on music 🎵 • May set precedent for Europe AI copyright uses • OpenAI disagrees & can appeal "The internet is not a self-service store, and human creative achievements are not free templates" — German Music Rights Society

in a very special jj abrams-directed 40th ep of roundup, it is revealed that we have been inside aðalsteinn’s month-long meth binge hallucination the whole time

Today's Glacial Errata newsletter from @colindickey.com is superb, telling a story of science and pseudoscience through one location for lighthouses.

This is what a lame duck looks like. The entire country knows it, even the GOP. If they don’t separate themselves from him - they’ll go down on the Trumptanic. 👇

Strange Tales 72, 1959. Art by Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko.

Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state. That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators To fine it for running scam ads. www.reuters.com/investigatio...

one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it

centrists and consulant-led politicians want the low engagement demo for themselves, its less work

for halloween this year iceland dressed up as a country with a functioning housing market

when it's 7:30pm and you don't have any candy

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

worldbuilder extraordinaire @bencounter.bsky.social takes us on a neatly symmetrical tour of another of his signature mind-bending daemon-infested hellscapes. Counter has a very inviting and fantasy-tinged take on Chaos that i really dig, and the easy camaraderie of his space marines is infectious

can’t even remember what Biden looks like tbh. when i try to picture him my brain just pulls up james rebhorn instead

“what radicalized you” idk paying attention

The president had a MRI but won't say why. He had bruises on his hands but wouldn't say why. He just had an 'annual medical' even though he already had his annual medical. He got shot in the ear but has never released the medical records relating to it. How is any of this ok?

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

I was right about her 10 years ago.

This is your routine reminder that Jimmy Carr is a dickhead, and incredibly unfunny too.

(entire life is in shambles) hey can i give you some advice

aaaa! it’s here! can’t wait to tuck into some fresh @johnfrench.bsky.social

the deal i struck with burger king

lots of poop jokes last time around as iceland floats toward total gender equality and the former president gets poo-poo’d

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

OpenAI’s strategy is very clear, it’s trying to get people - especially young people - so reliant on its products intellectually & emotionally (& now sexually!) that going without them becomes unthinkable. And they need signs of that strategy working to keep the funding flowing in

2/3 of icelanders are named mohammed, and other lies you might believe about iceland (were spread by me)