PHISH! THE SPHERE!

"I'm happy to cause him one more little aggravation." hellgatenyc.com/andrew-cuomo...

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

Redeeming my tins to hit the Black Keys show

Full Marchand tribute

At the Brad Marchand game and it’s getting very emotional

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

BELICHICK: "oh yeah, Pablo? check THIS shit out" [UNC fumbles on first play from scrimmage deep in their own territory, it's not clear what kind of move they were trying to do]

Fuck Carter Hart

Oh no D’Angelo

All these fools getting scammed on the Sheryl Crow Facebook group. But not me. I’m talking to the real Sheryl. And we’re in love

Cherishing Drake Maye before he becomes weird

Savin’ for Gavin

If you're a DB who wants to minimize his chances for getting flagged for a DPI or hold, don't wear red gloves against a team in white. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. @jeffisrael.bsky.social

The Eras Tour for people with CPAP Machines

Guys, I’m gonna flex a minute. I’m a UXD at YTV. This dumb little feature is something I begged and bitched and cajoled about forever and I designed the (exceptionally minimal) interface. I’ve designed so many bigger, better, more interesting things, but this will be my legacy.

He’s going to decapitate McAfee

What if it happens when I’m at oasis

oh no

Disassembling my CPAP machine in a hotel room like a sniper that just finished their mission

looks like Josh Hawley in the crosswalk for J6 congrats tb12

Red Sox

This may be the best 17 minutes to start a show of all time. And then into a perfect Reba. Are you fucking kidding me?!? Six minutes into the show and they hit type ll out of nowhere! youtu.be/OXpUI4pUzTE?...

Ok these have gone too far

a highly underrated type of friend is the one with the forthright courage to order dessert first at a group dinner where the mood around dessert is still uncertain

Im pretty much this but shoehorn Wolf Parade - Apologies To The Queen Mary in there somewhere

Final vote. 50-50. VP breaks the tie. One single GOP Senator could have stopped this abomination. Saved millions of parents from watching their child go hungry. Saved the lives destroyed when Medicaid disappears. They will all live forever with the horror of this bill.

SIX MORE YEARS OF THE GEEK SQUAD 🤓 📰: https://bit.ly/46kUhxv

Is Don cooking? #sweenius

My sons head just FUCKING EXPLODED when he found out the mighty ducks are a real team

HAGENS

James Hagens Bruins loading

My 4 year old son is so locked in on the NHL draft

My 4 year old son is so locked in on the NHL draft

Another thing about Cuomo is that his dads bridge is ugly as hell

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

The Market Basket / Phish shirt is great

Had 2 beers sending everyone in my contacts a picture of my sons pre-k graduation

ESPN suspended me from Twitter for telling a creationist colleague that evolution was real.

its edmontover

Devers what the heck!

OMG Marchand

The Oilers cannot get anything going

Best photo of the day

they're having a hard time hiding their boredom

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup