A story as old as time.

Can I get a 30 year mortgage on Phish Mexico tickets?

Blast off, it's party time And we don't live in a fascist nation Blast off, it's party time And where the fuck are you?

@steelytom1.bsky.social @halleycomet3.bsky.social Them ICE agents definitely don't want to catch any smoke from that Sheriff. We need more like her.

Why can we only get this for 5 minutes every once in a blue moon? It was so hot and Trey was hosing us down with fire

Thank goodness the Falcons hired Matt Ryan so that he can't be the Colts QB next year.

Nothing is on the docket for Deer Creek 7/10-12. Looks like the rumors are true.

Just bought a used keyboard and of course the first thing I learned was C.R.E.A.M.

I was young and drunk. Went to open the refrigerator (it was an older one that had external handles and not much of a gap between the two) and I grabbed the freezer instead. Because I was pulling what I thought was the heavier fridge, I opened the freezer so hard I almost knocked myself out.

This was my #Bob'sBurger's build. More in Replies

Pulling on the cord ✅ Christmas Lights ✅ When you get off the mini-tramp ❌During a Tweezer Jam

Which one of these is different?

Now that the @jempradio.com app has CarPlay, it’s only fair that it also has Android Auto. Coming soon…

@antmanisannoyed.bsky.social Teenage Wook Ninja Turtles

More nicknames than Jon Sullen Melancholy -Tronald Dump -Donnie Dipshit -President McCheese -Satan -The Cheeto Pedo -Halloween Maybelline -Are You Dumber Than A 5th Grader -TACO McKankles -Commander and Thief -Crunchwrap Supreme Leader -Dopey McGropey -Kim Don Un -Mar-a-Lardo -Nostra Dumbass

What's the Uncle Ebenezer/Forrest Gump connection?

Who's a big sweetie?

@bizarchive.bsky.social Did you connotate the '21st Century Schizoid Man' tease during Piper? I couldn't place it at the time.

My Phish stage with different light rigs and some wooks. A couple are my Bluesky bros. More in replies

Next we have the #RickandMorty collection. Again, more in the replies

Up first is the #BreakingBad collection. The Lab, RV, Walts SUV, Skylers Cherokee and the El Camino. More pics in the reply

I'm going to repost all my past LEGO creations today if anybody is interested

Pro tip for the busy alcoholic. Always keep the vodka cold jic you put in the ice and vodka and get distracted before you can put in the filler.

"I'll be noticed because I'll wear a smile and a ribbon in my hair"

Please no Stranger Things spoilers from episode 6 on. At least until tomorrow

It was pretty cool to hear Wu-Tang at a Phish show

But I warn you that all knowledge, seeming innocent and pure Becomes a deadly weapon in the hands of avarice and greed

Anyone want to hang out at the downstairs bar at Stout @5? We are at a bar at Penn Station now. Coffee, and some vodka redbull. Old man didn't get his 3 hour nap today

OMW with a pit ticket in hand. See you wooks @ MSG

ISO 2 for tomorrow. Flying to NYC so please help a brother out. Even 1 will be ok. Please and Thank You

But seriously don't throw your trash at the band, unless you're at a Goose show, then it's fine

The pit is so small

Tom Skywalker

Help me reach my reskeet goal of one (1) in 2025

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I think I'm going with the theory of transforming The Garden into an actual garden like the show Life After People

You were visited by three ghosts 7/1/97, 5/22/00, 8/4/24

Anyone that has ever done a pick 5 should try this. It's like Fantasy Football for Phish nerds. We can compete and see who gets the highest score for the NY run. phantasyfish.net/login

#postatreeorwhatever @floatalongfarm.bsky.social

✌🏻👆🏻, ✌🏻👆🏻✌🏻🫳🏻

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Do you think it would be possible to get the Menendez brothers to do a Cameo™️ for my parents anniversary?

Percussion rinse Super bomby warfare Meso laceration

@phunkywitch.bsky.social here is my attempt at Chicken Parmesan

Semi-Charmed Life. -She comes 'round, she goes down on me -Chop another line like a coda with a curse -I was takin' sips of it through my nose -Dooin' crystal meth'll lift you up until you break -then I bumped up, I took the hit that I was given -Then I bumped again, then I bumped again, Cont.

Love and Light and stuff

The Chairman of the Boards (I know I kind of did him dirty with the skullet)