I think Kai Wagner never captured the heart of Union fans because of his general comportment. The disgusting racism incident aside, watching him throw teammates under the bus, bitch and moan, harangue referees and generally act like a child was pretty unpleasant.

I resent that every new commitment and responsibility in modern life comes with more time spent in front of a computer screen. I swear it’s killing us.

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

American Airlines considers Cruel Intentions to be “RomCom Royalty” which is a broad definition of both “romantic” and “comedy”

Remember when shit used to be open 24 hours? That was awesome.

RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way. by Ezra Klein

Yo can we gofundme something awesome for that kid who socked the smug little tit at his school’s ICE walkout?

Prison. They need to go to prison and it’s better than they deserve.

Boy going from the quiet elegance of SFO to DFW is… well… it’s like going from San Francisco to Dallas.

It is ASTOUNDING that anybody wrote this down.

Not to be a weenie, but it would genuinely be ‘The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock’

Not tagging to make it clear I’m not trying to get something. I’ve flown a lot and exclusively with American Airlines. Every dollar I spend is on one of their cards. Until 6 months ago, the experience was good. It’s now abominable. If you’re booking vacations, I cannot suggest avoiding them enough.

Sports in the pacific time are for the birds.

Watching The Pitt

flew across the country to meet with people in different buildings on campus via GVC.

Arsenal not winning the title this season would be objectively hilarious. Like, I’d randomly think of it on a quiet evening at home over a glass of bourbon, smile and audibly chuckle.

It’s 10,000 degrees on this plane and someone’s ass is just toot toot tooting like Thomas the tank engine.

why couldn't they let Stewart just tag Miles Bridges?? That guy is absolutely in need of a thunderpunch

The bartender here muddles his cherries and orange. Am I in Kenosha?

I’m in the motherfucking charlotte airport delayed for roughly the 14,000th time in my life.

Bad Bunny’s watch tonight is flawless and I don’t even love APs. www.audemarspiguet.com/com/en/watch...

Bring me pain.

BRING ME FUCKIN BASEBALL BABY

THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS

Is @chriswarcraft.bsky.social feeling more jealousy or pride at a member of the brethren being the real mvp of the Super Bowl?

You really have to feel bad for the people of Boston, who… ha… sorry I don’t know where that came from… hahahaha… I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I just… hahahahahahahahahahaha fuck yooouuuuuu

When Collinsworth says "I've got nothing for you here," what he is saying is that the interception you just saw was one of the most revolting things he's ever seen in football

Just let Serena come out and crip walk again and detonate this place

JD Vance hate fucking an Italian couch over this halftime show

Jimmy Butler playing performative dominoes in a Panama hat in the Bad Bunny show.

See, this is what happens when we normalize the idea of Boston. We get commericals like that Dunkin' thing. We need to remind people that it is not okay to Boston.

Remember that dogshit Ravens/Giants Super Bowl?

This game is awful, but if it gets 10% worse it’ll get awesome

As someone who watches about 5 NFL games a year, this is a great advertisement for the product!

In the real big game of the day, Fusion Thorns won 13-1 to kick off the indoor season.

A prick of towering proportions

i don't see why they can't do all the track and field events at both olympics. put a coat on

I’m not gonna lie, watching Vonn’s training run is making me slightly nauseous.

Winter Olympics is master mode ‘guys remembering some guys.’ Joey Cheek.

Sometimes I’m randomly reminded how fucking good Andor was.

The league simply does not value small combo guards who can’t defend. Imagine teams absolutely hunting McCain in the playoffs.

Death Camp For Cutie over here

Look, it turns out no one in the league believed McCain’s hot streak last year was real, including the Sixers. I’m not defending the deal, but I don’t think it’s worth burning cars over.

This is absolute trash but it illustrates how deeply lonely modern life can be, and it makes me kind of sad.

Grimezzzzzzz ewwwww

Trying to decide what color I want my Sixers “tax relief” jersey in.

Everything is on fire and run by conscienceless sex criminals. They’re trying to bulldoze the serene woods around the house I’ve poured my heart, time and money into to make a fucking trailer park. I work in tech where a pregnant friend just got laid off by Jeff Bezos. I’m so sad and tired, guys.

I am sorry to sound lethally earnest. He also looks like the third child of Destro and a fingerling potato. There you go

Or we’re just in despair!