I loved this show so much, and for the life of me, I can’t tell you why.

“pope leo is weak on crime” is his kobe 60 point game

BREAKING: Doc Rivers to Tottenham to replace Roberto De Zerbi

Orlando would be utterly torching Columbus with even a modicum of final third composure.

The zombie Sixers tossing a shovel of dirt on Doc’s coffin is prettttty fun.

Every Union fan with an ounce of ball knowledge was stunned by the Gazdag price. Absolute penalty merchant. Missing on DP signings is just a killer in this league.

This Columbus team looks totally cooked as a contender.

One day I will push this button in the elevator and receive my free fireman hat

Disliked it so much I made another!

Ian Fray looking like Louis de Pointe du Lac with a slide rule

This is so incredibly awesome

She got that $1.50 dog in her

Made myself a Negroni and while I like the _idea_ of a Negroni, I’m not sure I like Negronis.

Dropped a tough 2-1. Horrendous first half, solid second.

PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER

Mike Valenti bout to go IN on Arsenal.

Couldn’t pull a pin out of Arsenal asses with a Sherman tank.

Opening day for the Thorns.

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

one of the things I would love to do at The Masters, if I were ever fortunate enough to go, is to not go.

Stayed up way too late power cleaning.

The first thing I’d do if I created a product too powerful and dangerous to release is tell literally everyone that I did it.

we’ve invented a new type of Posting that is too powerful. we’re working with industry partners to roll it out safely

before and after walking through the lobby of Great Wolf Lodge

I don’t think people entirely understand that “It’s a sporting event that a lot of people want to go to so you’ll pay through the nose,” is a uniquely American idea.

The disgusting, unchecked greed that has become the story of this World Cup abroad will darken the perception of America as a footballing nation for a long, long time.

The Altman piece is so chilling precisely _because_ there is no smoking gun. Just constant, banal acts of casual dishonesty, messianic delusion and detached disregard for anyone and anything outside the incestuous hive mind of the Bay.

I’ve got 3 dental implants. Tooth stuff sucks. Help her out?

I trust Martone to make the right play basically all the time.

Personal injury lawyers are the Medici family of local NHL TV coverage.

Foerster! I think I peed a little during that sequence.

SNIPED

The president threatening genocide merits companies closing or at least offering employees support. Let’s see if they do! 😂😂😂

Not gonna lie, not super interested in Michigan winning a basketball game when our president is threatening to exterminate civilians!

If you can’t trust a serial-failing sociopath with delusions of grandeur, who can you trust? arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

At least when I turned my phone back on in the freezing cold fuck ass state of Pennsylvania the Phillies had turned it around.

Sometimes a song from an artist or genre you normally don’t vibe with just HITS. And that’s this. youtu.be/mMrD7xIHOM4?...

The best and fairest way to end tanking is to abolish the NBA Draft entirely.

Passed by the Dyngus Day parade today and everyone said they know you

When a vacation ends do you have that one moment where every bit of the stress and anxiety you’re returning to stabs you like an acupuncture needle through the sternum? Or is that just me?

Morning walk.

Dallas. Easily.

good friday // easter sunday

It’s totally fine that LeBron doesn’t like Milwaukee or Memphis. Because he’s a human being with personal preferences. I don’t like Boston. Fuck Boston. Print it in the globe.

Happy Easter!

Snorkeled all day without getting sunburned anywhere. This is the crowning achievement of my time on earth.

Brett Kavanaugh is watching Jomboy Media YouTube Shorts on his phone during this