I am still in the parking lot at west shore home field at beaver stadium and I’m pretty convinced I’ve died and this is hell.

There are people that paid $1200 a ticket to be in the stadium tonight (which is dumb, but a topic for another day). But 111,000 people showed up and got pumped for every possible dollar in every possible way, and nothing will ever change while the money keeps flowing.

I have a humdinger of a rant queued up, but I don’t know if I have the energy for it. Ultimately, my prevailing feeling isn’t anger or frustration but resignation. Because I never had any expectation Penn State would win.

The crowd control around Beaver Stadium right now is literally dangerous. Fucking cops and overzealous security blockading people into little pens behind barriers. I got separated from my daughter and could not find her. Luckily my sister in law grabbed her.

I’m in this stupid stadium at this stupid singalong and boy do I have a rant on deck if this ends the way feels like it’s going to.

I’d like to continue by pointing out that no one wants or needs Oregon in Big 10, it’s unnatural, and they should go back to winning by 40 in Corvallis and fuck off.

I’d like to start the evening by congratulating Oregon on their tanker ships full of apparel money that is made 150 percent ethically.

Come have a beer

field storm like the avalanche that dude back flipped on

Had to grab an Ohio Stare matchup graphic from our repository. Couldn’t find it. Realized it was alphabetized under “T.” Smashed my face into my monitor.

Unless he’s Eduardo Caroccio

8yo just projectile vomited milkshake all over the couch, ama

Tanner Tessman absolutely belongs on the WC roster even if his name sounds like a 6’6” lefty call up by the Royals who can touch 99 but may not have the command to stick as a starter.

I keep seeing US soccer take merchants doing World Cup roster projections without Tanner Tessman on them and that just feels like piling on Dabo.

Very online Brits making fun of evil American international and domestic policy should be forced to read Wikipedia (or the Guardian!) in a bathtub of mashy peas.

He means Europe. Because Europe is the only place that football belongs if you’re a fucking snob.

gofundme cackling with glee

bo nix | no bix

Mailing out eight bracelets (including these two beauties) tonight to five different states. Sometimes the internet is good. Thanks to everyone who donated.

Don’t ask your man how often he thinks about the Roman Empire. Ask how often he thinks about Proposition Joe.

If you’re a grow ass adult red faced screaming at a high school football referee you should have to be on a public registry.

Bonus bracelet for the Crew fan.

Andrew Whitworth has the bearing of a giant Tobias Fünke

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Go Birds. Go State.

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

ah, well

Wil Trapp looks like the Jackal

One team pays for a top notch DP and he scores a hat trick. One team’s bargain bin DP shanks a possible equalizer. Not sure what else to say. Sometimes it’s that simple.

pretty sad, pretty juvenile, pretty embarrassing performance by the union

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No phrase too dumb. We’ll even make Pitt ones.

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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

The Cranberry

Wow that is absolutely shameful from Glesnes. I’d chew out one of my 9yos for that. Lazy and rash.

Might as well go clean the gutters, cause the Union decided they are le tired.

I do miss Twitter when Pitt loses. I always giggle like a toddler scrolling Dokish and gang.

I hate that we have to think about gambling during broadcasts. I have zero moral qualms with it. It’s the frat boy version of that podcast with Chamath Palihapitiya.

This is as boring and pointless a Penn State non-conference slate as I can remember. Fuck it, I’m going to buy a saw blade.

My dad first signed up for Twitter to follow live sports and he’s a freak about U of I. One day he said to me “Twitter is abuzz about Illini golf,” and I was like dude you only follow Illini sports accounts. And that’s how every reporter feels Charlie Kirk was the most important person in the world.

Boy it makes my blood boil to see the flag at my daughter’s elementary school at half mast today.

Great day to clean your facebook/insta friends.

Was ready to nitpick the shot but that plant foot tho

Christian Pulisic be like

ZENDEJAS

Another reason why the pace of play needs to be improved. College football games are brutally long slogs in person.

@tomgrossi.bsky.social I’m the UXD at YouTube who did the initial doodles for Watch With. You were in some of the very first mocks in Nov 2023. It was incredible to see you streaming a real live NFL game. So happy for you and your community.

The Union’s front office had the courage to pull the plug on Curtin. SKC didn’t with Vermes. One club is a shield contender and the other is a hapless wreck.

It’s hard to imagine a future where Alcaraz and Sinner have healthy careers but don’t play against each other in major finals another 16 times. Miles ahead of everyone else.