Gone outside for exercise, sunshine and mental health but forgot my smartwatch so it all means NOTHING

Everyone who was celebrating Ann Widdecombe's death because she was a horrible bigot after being told she was murdered

We all know murder is bad. You won't white wash what she did. Let everyone like her get a preview of their own passing.

Nice when people you liked already validate your choice innit

With Penelope Keith’s passing, I got to thinking about Paul Eddington, in his final days, facing the camera that one last time, despite the shitty hand life had dealt him, and the courage it must have taken to do so. Given the chance to spin some grandstanding bullshit, he chose to say this instead:

Watching videos without headphones in a doctor's surgery waiting room is perhaps the worst possible version of watching videos without headphones

whom amongst us would not take secret gifts from a criminal while in public office

BBC presenter and correspondent complacently chuckling away at the fact they're waiting for a stream to start that takes away from them any editorial intervention and doesn't allow them to ask questions either. The broadcasters should just refuse to take this nonsense live.

If this isn't some Dapper Laughs "aaaah, you thought I was sorry but I'm not" bullshit I'll eat my hat

data visualization is my passion.

This is going to be parodied on album covers for the rest of my life.

Why are you too cowardly to talk about how the illegal PLANDEMIC vaccine is killing millions?" Mate, this is a video about Keith Harris and Orville

It really just shows that they're utterly uninterested in any of the things they steal from.

England won the footy, they've announced a Megatron that turns into a big ass pig, great fuckin day so far

Still amazing.

Fucking state of this. A whole paragraph to say "we don't know" dressed up as journalism.

Christ the games industry sucks for the people in it.

I feel like if Tim Berners-Lee had known he was setting in motion a chain of events that would lead to the "people superimposing their faces on images and then pointing up at the images" genre, he'd have done some things differently.

I KNOW she played an important role last series but this still has enormous "Sue Cook has pulled out" energy

Here is my dad’s Sean Connery joke: “Q: What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? A: Sean Connery died on the 31st of October 2020 and is therefore unlikely to attend any future sporting events”.

One guy can manage all three

Warning, contains the small boy from the McCain oven chips advert that says "Most excellent"

great time for a sewer line to explode, The Erfurt Latrine Disaster 2 would be fantastic

Just seen an advert that starts "Everyone says to overpay your mortgage so I'm trying it for a month". That's... That's not how that...

Yeah why not. Fuck it.

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Just finished watching Tip Toe. Christ, I didn't need something that bleak in my life. Expertly done but jesus.

OLD LAW & ORDER OPENING Garbageman: My goil keeps telling me not to be so colorfully New Yorky, but I tell her… eyyyy, there’s a dead body here NEW LAW & ORDER OPENING Killer: I am the worlds richest & smartest man, also I created a new religion. Now to kill you with ultraviolence Victim: Nooooooo

Option 1: Whatever Bryan Fuller thinks would be a good idea Option 2: Dig out the bible from the series that would have followed the 96 TV movie and run with it, fuck it. Make the Doctor and the Master siblings, bring the Doctor's dad into it

please stop telling me to reserve the pasta water, I have forty-five gallons of it in my kitchen, it is taking over my life

I really am just sick of everything today.

First Light update - I continue to be impressed with the gunfights, it generally feels like you've got a bunch of options and they're all fun ones even if some are less optimal than others. And the timing of the music to the action is spot on, the OHMSS theme showed up at one point and it ruled.

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We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

Christ it's exhausting how every comment from a Reform supporter on a news article reminds me so much of my childhood bullies. No logic to any of it, no connection to what's being talked about, just saying shit so someone gets "triggered" and considering that a win

We had a plaque when I worked at GAME dedicated to the memory of one of the company founders who apparently died young. Two decades after leaving I finally had a spurt of curiosity and wondered what happened and there's a true crime podcast about it.

Here's a fun thing to learn - if you self refer for talking therapies in my NHS area they send you an app while you're waiting for the referral to result in an appointment. It's an AI chatbot. And you have to tick a box to say you will ignore any medical advice it gives.

Started listening to a murder mystery podcast that takes the form of a bunch of recordings of the place it happened, some direct narrations into the recorder and some from hidden recorders. Was enjoying it and then realised that some of the recordings are two minutes long. And it's on Acast

First Light initial views: it's good, I like it

What you up to today phil? Oh just preloading shaders.

Just inexplicably remembered my mum apparently being absolutely compelled to declare that Zoe Wannamaker was "ugly" every time she appeared on TV in the 90s. Every. Single. Time. Why was it so important for her to do this?

Rain, thank fuck.

Might have to replay the Wolfenstein games, just watching a video on them and I forgot just how well they nailed the mean spirited, petty bully nature of the nazis. Makes it really satisfying when you get to cut loose on them.

this weather is unacceptable, i demand to speak to a manager

Minor PS: if my last article about an author’s political stances led to a direct refutation by that author’s daughter, I would simply fade away from the mortification, but I guess some people lack the organ of shame.

I can't imagine reading about Vimes, a policeman who thinks the idea that "the innocent have nothing to fear from the police" is bullshit and who is a self identified bastard, and thinking "yes, this is talking about how good and brave the police are"

www.radiotimes.com/tv/sci-fi/do... If you're doing the best of the classic era and you a)only include one 5th doctor story and it's Earthshock b) don't include any 6 or 7th doctor stories and c) the one thing you pick from the Williams era of 4 is Stones of Blood, you maybe need another draft.

I don't think it's a good idea to legally privilege someone else's discomfort over another person's rights.

Been to the tip, lads. Make a note, pre-9am on a wednesday it's pretty quiet.