#alysaliu WOKE IS BACK BABY MAKE OAKLAND CALIFORNIA THE US CAPITOL NOW!

we gotta start calling these guys weirdos again

i’m obsessed with cillian murphey’s cameo being a poster. it’s perfect.

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if my mum had her way, i kid you not, constance markievicz. first name, middle name. my dad was a firm no. but mostly because he was not a fan of the nickname “connie” 😂 hello, my name is constance markievicz. yep like the revolutionary.

a lot of people say tom homan looks like a thumb and i don’t think that’s right. i think he looks more like a toe.

yourself but as a cartoon 🩷💛

when you pull into your driveway to discover your dog (!) is on the roof (?!) #whippet #whippetlife

watched ‘the princess bride’ last night for the ♾️ time last night, paying extra attention to the incredible direction of rob reiner, & i was struck by the moment when the boy asks his grandfather to read the book again, the way peter falk turns back around is a direct reference to columbo- so clever

i’m sorry. the president of the united states continually refers to “transgender for everyone” & we’re not all collectively screaming “what the ACTUAL FUCK are you even talking about??” i get that everything is stupid & off the rails but how are we just letting this slide by without daily screaming?

* gianmarco soresi stretching in preparation for his r kelly bit to make the internet rounds *

happy halloween from the life of the party #weekendatbernies #halloween

i get where they are coming from but ring cameras have a function in terms of accessibility. i have a friend with advanced ms and having the ability to see and communicate with people at the door without having to walk over/look out/open it is a huge help.

#nokings oakland, ca

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

Literally the second meme I've made in my life.

You think it's weird that I devote so much energy to memorising every little detail around us, but believe me, if we ever found ourselves in Cabot Cove I could solve your murder.

“now that’s what i call ‘uncoupling’!” -chris martin, probably

every congressional democrat should run on releasing the epstein files when they have the majority.

our drive from southern ca to northern ca today meant we couldn’t attend any rallies so we are taking the message on the road #nokings #abolishice

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

We asked people who lived in homeless encampments that were cleared out in city “sweeps” to write about what object was the hardest for them to lose. “They took my baby pictures and my moms obituaries,” a 29-year-old in California wrote.

Lmao

@darthbluesky.bsky.social someone pulled the netting off the blueberry tree. mabel says she didn’t see anything, had nothing to do with it.

“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”

13 shows to get to know me: 1. murder she wrote 2. psych 3. columbo 4. diagnosis murder 5. schitt’s creek 6. bob’s burgers 7. matlock 8. magnum p.i. 10. home movies 11. make some noise 12. very important people 13. veronica mars

@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov @replsimon.bsky.social investigate this clear market manipulation now.

wait so people *can* be a different gender than they were assigned at birth??

jack says ⭕️ 🫣 #caturday

was the viewer drake?

My fitness guru. ❤️

@schiff.senate.gov your weak stance on standing up for trans students betrays your constituents. there’s no more important issue than human rights- human rights issues are economic issues. you must fully commit to protecting all human rights always, no exceptions, or you enable fascism. do better.

jack wasn’t happy to spend #caturday at the vet but at the last vet visit they said he “looked really bad” and had us contemplating his quality of life and at this visit they feel confident in saying they think he’ll recover so not such a bad #caturday after all!

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

maybe try bringing back dei initiatives? www.cnbc.com/amp/2025/02/...

bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET

keep going!

I am so fucking angry about how fast everyone rolled over you people think if you throw enough trans people under the bus it’ll stop the bus????? fuck you

Aging gracefully is making peace with the fact that not everything in the world is for you anymore and that that’s totally fine

Character Guide S1, Ep1: The Murder of Sherlock Holmes Do you struggle to keep all the suspects & victims & random side characters straight? Esp when they’re trapped in a red herring plot?! Use our handy Character Guide to remember who’s who & where they fit in while you listen #murdershewrote #msw

Starting off a series of daily #MurderSheWrote posts with the pilot episode: "The Murder of Sherlock Holmes". When the show was first being pitched to producers, they recorded these scenes with Jessica talking to the camera - which establish that events in the Pilot happened 3 years before Season 1.

First draft script of ‘The Murder of Sherlock Holmes’- autographed by Angela Landsbury! Amazing to go through it & find things that were added, & things that didn’t make the final cut, like yet another friendship forged with a random cab driver. I’m thinking we need to have a dramatic table reading!

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We wrap up our first mystery in our second episode “The Murder of Sherlock Holmes Part 2”… and we know you’re dying to know who else died and who did the deed! Episode 2 of Now Listen Here Woman is available now! open.spotify.com/episode/6lF9... #murdershewrote #msw #jbfletcher #jessicafletcher

In “The Murder of Sherlock Holmes” Jessica attends a costume party dressed as, in her words, “Cinderella’s fairy godmother”…. How is this not Glinda?! We get into it, & a whole lot more, in episode 1 of our podcast! open.spotify.com/episode/0mrw... #murdershewrote #glinda #jbfletcher #cinderella

the review(s) are in! our first episode is on spotify and apple podcasts and the positive feedback we’ve been getting has us feeling like JB made all *our* wishes come true! open.spotify.com/episode/0mrw... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n... #mudershewrote#jbfletcher #msw #jessicafletcher#podcast