He’s 84, but I wouldn’t be against Sam Waterston repeating his Lincoln in Oh, Mary!

Thinking of 1865 when Kash Patel reported that John Wilkes Booth wrote on the bullet: "Damn you, Lincoln And damn the day You threw the "U" out Of U.S.A!"

Jane Krakowski and Cheyenne Jackson in Oh, Mary! Her curls are the brattiest.

I’ve said this before, but I hate when people say Bob Fosse won “an Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy in 1973.” It was an Oscar, two Tonys (his total is nine), and three Emmys.

Rumor is tonight’s Kimmel show opens with Sutton Foster singing “Jimmy.”

COVID shot complete!

Rapture? Everyday.

Angela Lansbury played Rose at 5:00 & 8:30 on Saturdays. Stamina!

Walking around the Broadway Flea Market and found Audra’s seventh Tony at the Sunset Boulevard table.

Cabaret at the Kit Kat Club closing on Billy Porter’s birthday is dramaturgically unbelievable, but it’s true.

ABC is definitely getting a strongly worded letter from Chuck Schumer.

John Kander looking great at 98!

The most exciting thing at the Valentino Studio 54 event (besides Cher, of course) was the presence of the CHICAGO neon. *an attempt at recreating it

“Waiting for God007”

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It’s a face. It’s a man. It’s Martin Guerre.

Everyone goes through the Criterion Closet so randomly. I would start at the top left corner and go row by row. My entire segment would be spent talking about Fosse and All That Jazz.

It now takes SNL a cast of eighteen to attempt to do what the original cast of seven did better.

I’ve worked the US Open on multiple occasions. Ask me how glad I am not to be there today.

Mame lives at 3 Beekman Place, but I’m extremely interested in finding out where this “big man place” is.

Happy 40th Anniversary to that theatrical graveyard the Marriott Marquis.

Now that Stephen Fry has replaced Sharon D. Clarke for the transfer of The Importance of Being Earnest, I wonder if Stephen Fry in Caroline, or Change could be next.

Nicholas Christopher is going to steal the show from his better-known co-stars.

I wish Jamie Lloyd Webber would announce this season or next because I’m not bringing Gooch Gypsy in unless I’m guaranteed a Tony

The small white coffin in John Doyle’s Sweeney Todd is a symbol that the production was set in Florida.

Maybe he’s going to announce a Shuffle Along cast album.

The 2:00 announcement is going to be a revival of his 1970 Broadway flop Paris Is Out!

Julie Jordan stayed with Billy Bigelow because when she tried to flag down help it was Rudy Giuliani, and she said, “Fuck no!”

CBS has been a cowardly network since at least 1973 when they cancelled Bridget Loves Bernie.

I moved today, and I hope I can find the bathroom when I get up in the middle of the night to pee.

Pretending this is Angela Lansbury in Sunset Boulevard but a good version.

Sondheim would have won the scavenger hunt.

Every day, I remember how grateful I am to be out of Fucking Florida.

Rose’s Turn is a bad number for anyone to do in their club act or in concert.

Hear me out. South Pacific but Emile is Luigi and the man he killed is the CEO of United Health.

If fifty of you came to my home next week and carried a box or two to my new home, we’d be done within an hour and could spend the rest of the day listening to showtunes.

I hope Audra slept well last night.

I was afraid he was trying to tell us that ICE had captured Judy Kuhn in Rags.

Starting a rumor that Tyne, Bernadette, and Patti walked on stage at the curtain call with roses for Audra.

Dude’s definitely going to be calling the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences to tell them he wants an Emmy for hosting the Kennedy Center Honors.

Who would ever run away from Scott Bakula? The lark really was blind.

My favorite Sweet Charity ending is the one where Pippin’s Theo sings the first lines of Charity’s Soliloquy. This will get zero likes and be deleted within the hour.

I’m turning 60 this year, too, and like The Sound of Music, I deserve to be released in movie theatres.

Gloria Gaynor, the only woman and the only person of color being honored this year, was lifted high by generations of gay men. Fuck her.

Accepting a Kennedy Center Honor under Trump would be Michael Crawford’s biggest mistake since Dance of the Vampires.

Kennedy Center Honors are being announced tomorrow, and for the first time ever, all I can think is please don’t let Liza’s name be on that list.

Imagine if Richard Linklater had spent the last fifty years making a movie of LITTLE ME starring Dolly Parton as Belle and Dolly Parton as Miss Poitrine, Today.

Is Mame the key to longevity? Angela Lansbury - 96 Sheila Smith - 90 Celeste Holm - 95 Janis Paige - 101 Jane Morgan - 101 Ann Miller - 80 Charlotte Fairchild - 82

RIP Jane Morgan at 101. She was the last remaining Broadway Mame.