The Middle East is on fire. Gas prices are soaring. Jobs are disappearing. Senile Satan is golfing again.

Middle aged spy. The popping knees made me snort some coffee. That's so me 😂

BREAKING: Judge rules Kari Lake's appointment was ILLEGAL for many months & a bunch of her actions are void We & great partners win again! H/t to my @democracydefendersfund.org colleagues plus AFSCME, AFGE, Emery Celli, Democracy Forward & more. Wow, just wow.

Dignified transfer? Senile Satan is wearing a baseball cap. Next week he’ll be wearing the Fetterman Deluxe hoodie and sweatpants.

A 19 hole golf course sounds great to me.

As far as I remember Senators did not get a immunity ruling from SCOUTS 🤔

So according to the WSJ a US Senator conspired with another country to manipulate the US into starting a war, am I getting this right

Russia is reportedly supplying Iran with military intelligence to target U.S. forces. Trump won’t say a word about it.

Suddenly, its turns out that it is not smart to arrogantly shit on an ally that has learned how to down 200 Shaheds every single night and then wipe out and oil refinery or a military airfield with a handful of cheap drones.

You make it sound as if he was good at his old job 😉

I contrast to the rest of the crime riddled administration he is very young (he just looks old). For him, there is no way he can stretch the time until his finding out starts, that it won't happen.

Trump, JD, Musk, Miller and all the other racist fucks telling Europe to not let immigrants into their country and then starting a war which will likely create millions of refugees only makes sense, if you see the US as an enemy to the EU and a friend to Russia.

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

Hearing words like 'precise' with AI LLM systems makes me shiver. Hallucinating up a school as a target is the outcome. But thank god Anthropic drew the line at mass surveillance and autonomous killbots. /s

MOSKOWITZ: I want to give you a chance to answer on the record Rep. Kamlager-Dove's question about sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski NOEM: The tabloids you are quoting are insane MOSKOWITZ: So it's a no? NOEM: You say conservative women are stupid or sluts. I am neither.

How I arrived on Bluesky

At least 1,097 civilians had been killed in Iran so far, including 181 children.

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez on Iran: “Spain is against this disaster. Because we understand that governments are here to improve people's lives, to provide solutions to problems, not to make people's lives worse. 1/2

Going to Venezuela to steal their oil before hitting Iran and breaking 20% of the world's oil supply chain is considered a dick move by the rest of the world.

More than 700 civilians have been killed since the start of the US-Israel war on Iran last weekend, according to rights groups, as people inside Iran told the Guardian they were fearful of a rising death toll.

Sometimes you just need to watch this for a minute. swearsky.bagpuss.org

OF COURSE Iran is fighting back! OF COURSE the conflict is spreading! What did they think would happen? The US is being run by half-wits…

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

"Trump's attack on Iran is terrifying in part because it's so untethered from policy goals and logic. He offered a range of half-hearted explanations for his rush to war, but the conflicting excuses only underlined the obvious truth — he attacked Iran because he felt like it."

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

The Einstein visa clearly shows.

I know it's German and not from today and most of you won't watch it. I give you the translation for the last sentence: "Sag mal, wie lange wollt ihr bei dem Scheiß bleiben" -> "Tell me, how long do you plan to stick with this crap?" youtu.be/IcbGsvl9f60?...

Fucking die already.

Do words still have meanings in the US? Verbal diarrhea.

The way the Trump US treats other nations is the best incentive to develop or own nuclear weapons for everyone. (not mentioning Russia and China, because for them it's not new)

Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers

The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.

Interesting detail - Fox & Friends is hosted by the regular weekday hosts this morning not the weekend cast. How would Fox News have enough time to ask the regular cast to come in? The show starts at 6AM but they are usually there hours earlier.

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

Happy #caturday

Some scary shit going down at the Pentagon with Hegseth

Here we go... Fuck Netanyahu, fuck Trump www.bbc.com/news/live/cn...

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

My past and current setting for the anonymous duck duck go AI

Trump: “The Leftwing nut jobs at Anthropic have made a DISASTROUS MISTAKE trying to STRONG-ARM the Department of War, and force them to obey their Terms of Service…   Therefore, I am directing EVERY Federal Agency in the Government to IMMEDIATELY CEASE all use of Anthropic’s technology.“

That set my mind on which AI to ever use. Thanks.

My godcat being a dork. Time to meet her in person again.

Live'r let die

Everything the Ellison family could own if Paramount buys Warner Bros: Paramount+ CBS CNN Showtime HBO Warner Bros TNT TBS MTV DC Studios Nickelodeon Comedy Central Cartoon Network And more... This is a rotten deal that the Trump regime has rubber stamped. State AGs must step in and block it.

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