Santa on Christmas Eve

What the fuck does ChatGPT even fuckin do. I wanted you to make it happen not just describe what it would sound like. I can imagine what it sounds like I want you to make it happen you useless piece of shit. AI fucking sucks

holiday vibe

hawk tuah, not luigi mangione, is the real working class hero

this is why i never eat mcdonald’s in the store

is wasbappin over here yet

i hope they show my tweets to that ceo guy when he gets to the afterlife as part of his hell wrapped

If you ever feel like you don’t want to exist anymore, I want you to imagine 5 people you hate. Think about them deeply, and continue to exist just to spite them. You will be okay and you’ve got this 💪

Me So Asian! Let's get this trending on bluesky #MeSoAsian

this is such a cool time to be alive

i just know she’s got an anonymous account on here

we used to be a real country

I’m betting most of you won’t even storm the capitol building on behalf of Joe brandon

can’t blame third parties for this. can’t blame bernie for this. can’t blame anyone but the democratic party.

don’t try and find an upside tonight. remember all of this pain and fear the next time dems say “this is the most important election of our lives” without doing basic things like opposing genocide in order to win it.

if one thing comes out of tonight, i hope the next dem candidate won’t give a fuck abt saying all the right things. m4a is risky. challenging israel is risky. tonight’s loss wasn’t bc of electoral college. more ppl voted for trump than kamala because he stood for evil. while she stood for nothing.

made a yummy salad tonight

dinner

told my grandma i was thinking about applying to harvard for grad school. that sentence, which would have elicited Proud Grandma Status just a few years ago, has been ruined by fox news. all she said was "oh it's very woke though isn't it?"

i love cooking 🙂

"doug chu" appears to have been canceled twice today? who's that!

it's so difficult to sink my teeth into this app because every time i log in, 90% of my feed is various people i've never heard of getting cancelled for reasons that aren't entirely clear

leftovers are a good chance to remix yesterday's dinner

buonasera 🤌

[logging on to X] looks like race war is back on the menu boys

April O’Neil has gone Woke

coachella for guys who think eating pussy is gay

i know in my bones that elon has reached out to xzibit to do the dumbest, most reddit promo campaign imaginable

woke is destroying america…

I’ve been found guilty of catering my profile towards the female gaze

unpopular opinion but I really hate music. i’ve also found that the dumber somebody is the more “meaningful” and “important” they find music to be.

this is the vibe i am trying to curate with this account

ice cream so good

It’s bad boy summer

most of jim’s pranks on ‘the office’ wouldn’t fly nowadays, because of cancel culture.

one thing the british got right is calling these bad boys “apples and pears”

i love when horses go like “bree hee hee”

this is how my dad shares articles lol

thanks!

threads is basically what i imagine using twitter after a lobotomy would feel like

wanna do xanax with kamala and hit “record” for a couple hours. imagine what we could accomplish listening to two once in a generation minds just riff about life and love and moments for a couple hours…

what if you died lol 🙂

hi newskies! 👋 😊 soo, we do things a bit different than on the bird app 😏. here’s few ground rules 👇: 1. no quote tweet dunks! 2. don’t fight over discourse. good vibes only 😇 3. this is The Machine. do not upset it ever. [The Machine ominously whirs] 4. have fun! [The Machine starts glowing red]

until bluesky gets out of beta, it will remind behind the pack in the “found a guy” genre of post