This is really awful, we gotta try and bring it back

i stg if you don't stop that high-pitched whining sound i'll keep firing my glock indoors

i have never "logged off" i was merely "in my posting bunker"

Next time someone asks me the meaning of a thing I'll ask them "why do you care?" and when they answer I will ask them "why, do you care?"

whatever you do, don't ask jake tapper what he wants from wendy's

my lawyers have advised me my posting style is "too good"

i still can't believe they killed william shatner over that

i have a particular food craving that i cannot place

Happy 2nd Quarter to all who celebrate!

that one should have stayed in the drafts

"that tracks" and it's a gay couple's lighting choices

Melvin Edwards's Lynch Fragments (1960's) were displayed in the "Edges of Ailey" interspersed between woodcuts by Aaron Douglass. A long rope made of steel chains called "River" by Maren Hassinger was displayed on the floor below. Video of Ailey Dance Company played above them. #ArtSky #BlackSky

trying to find ratings for sake and all i found out was that sake production in Japan is endangered

in the Trump economy each day we shovel fuel to feed the furnace

good to know i can still make myself extremely depressed on command

We Americans have snakes in our hair

how come they never go down?

apparently having the remaining portion of my molar falling out wasn't enough to prevent food from getting caught in my exposed root it sounds obvious but previously my molar was what stood in the way of being able to clear food bits out of the cavity

i doubt it was a coincidence that i was summoned for jury duty and asked to participate in a monmouth poll in the same day because when i told the monmouth pollsters i'm a communist, i received a notice from Gardner's office saying i no longer was required to report for jury duty shortly after

alsvid reposts

i know y'all failed to overcome the 38 wrathful deities and escape samsara but i'm built different says the 34 year old college drop out about to commit suicide

you couldn't even hold a single note for a day

ONE MORE SONG COMING

you're in my blood, this room, spring itself; to what end?

in Germany they call themselves 'Der Dritte Weg'

crowdfund campaign to pay andy merrill to do voice recordings of his skeets

Tomorrow is the anniversary of Jesus having a bread and grape juice party with his friends. I don’t know what happened after that. Chocolate bunnies or something.

sorry if i blocked you for doing a too spot-on impersonation of a liberal

🎶

Lunch sketch

no longer in the age range where i can eat any kind of processed garbage and only deal with proportional weight gain

maybe the pizza every 3 days diet is harmful

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

talk me out of lip fillers:

message to israel

talk me out of lip fillers:

big day for blocking people

So a lot of dog owners are about to have their dogs put down for bites

i'm going to go get fucked up on a weekday in lincoln park and do some reading

yeag

it's wrong for me to expect anyone to want to see me not suicidal