just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

We are expected to buy the notion than 8 senators thought it clever to wait forty days before caving to Republican demands. If you wanted to be cowards, you could have saved everyone a lot of pain and done it earlier.

Shout out to Tim Kaine and all the traitorous senators who sold us up the river. You suck. Hope you get primaried, losers. @kaine.senate.gov

To be fair, he probably spends a lot of time there.

Conde Nasty. We are still circling this old problem. As consumers, how do you punish media? By your absence? Can you bring about better practices by boycotting newspapers and magazines? They're still the fourth column. My response is to support independent journalists, but we need large news orgs

One underrated funny plot line from January 6 was Mike Pence being so dumb that he had to call up *Dan Fucking Quayle* to be like “gee Dan, Trump says I can just hand the election over to him on my own, does that seem right?”

Mamdani said it better, but still.

Turn the volume up is a banger #Mamdani

Can’t stop laughing at this

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS: if a trans flag has a gold fringe, that means you are in a tranmirality court and as a private tranny citizen you are NOT subject to maritran law.

BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty. “They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”

THIS IS HOW YOU WIN THE WAR. All Democrats begin or contribute to mutual aid programs in your jurisdiction. @jamestalarico.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Etcetera

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

The bedroom looks like a porn studio prob

I'm being entirely serious when I say that this is one of the core commitments of reactionary politics: demand all the privileges, refuse any of the responsibility.

we're never beating the hall monitor allegations

It's Devil's Night and that means the Devil eats free at Olive Garden.

I am seeing a LOT of baby bumps around town, and that means that folks looked at the world around them and decided that THIS was the correct time to bring another human into the world. Interesting.

www.cnn.com/2025/10/30/t... What's the Venn Diagram of globetrotting expats and the anti-immigrant movement? Americans have a fundamentally extractive attitude about travel. They want to drink in experience, but they don't give anything back.

The Justice Department locked two federal prosecutors out of their devices and placed them on leave after they wrote in a court filing that on Jan. 6, 2021, “thousands of people comprising a mob of rioters attacked the U.S. Capitol.” https://bit.ly/3X6Q6iU

Elizabeth Warren endorsed Mamdani early, and she has not endorsed Platner.

Is anyone else watching campaign 4 of Critical Role and having an absolute ball? #Aramán

Is anyone else watching campaign 4 of Critical Role and having an absolute ball? #Aramán

Happy to see all these billionaires threatening to leave NYC. Good. Do it. They're sick of your ass. It got me to thinking about the general challenge of urban life. It's getting expensive everywhere, and it's because of the billionaire class. These gross hoarders are destroying everything.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Elizabeth Warren endorsed Mamdani early, and she has not endorsed Platner.

ordinary americans are filming ice agents and trying to save their neighbors. for all the hemming and hawing during 2024 about how democracy was an elite concern, the elites gave up far more quickly than average people.

I like how Joe Biden never demanded that I pay his legal bills.

Sadly flipping the days without a candidate who suddenly reveals his Nazi tattoo sign back to zero

Outlaw leaf blowers. They're everywhere all the time now, and it makes me wanna die.

Someone I know posted a little derogatory thing about the upcoming protests. I had to squash this impulse to tell them off, to correct them as it were. I'm sure this is a deeply coded behavior I get from my mother's side. Not all problems have short corrections. Some problems are better just left.

That's it. That's the one. 👇

I sensed it. With the hummus force.

Oh, its rabbit holes all the way down.

Anytime I hear a story about the horrors of air travel, I remind myself that I haven't taken a plane in over a decade. Because I'm poor.

Do you ever worry about the frictionless society? www.reuters.com/world/us/pet...

Remember 2020 and all the talk about essential services? People got so hyped for garbage collectors and grocery store stockers. Nurses got standing ovations. All that gratitude, and it lasted for approximately 6 months, and then POOF. Gone.

My area —Central Tx— is currently experiencing a pregnancy boom, which is, uhh . . . . 🫤😟😲😧 The timing on that couldn't be more, uh, interesting.

When malice and incompetence look the same, you can treat them the same.

At least I stayed consistent by NEVER liking Pete Davidson in the first place. #RiyadhComedyFestival

Generally speaking, when I see someone online complaining about coverage — "We're not talking about _______ enough" — there's a good chance they just burned their social capital by complaining instead of just TALKING ABOUT THE THING THAT NEEDS COVERAGE. Be the change you want to see or whatever.

This man is going to force us to watch as he sails into senility, shitting and farting toward oblivion.

There is much going on, but let's not sleep on the fact that the attorney who defended Epstein and arranged for his lenient treatment, is the same attorney who plagued Clinton for a consensual affair . . . and yet they BOTH had dealings with Epstein. United across politics for a common interest. 🤲

😁 I mean . . . .

So, only a short time has passed since various voices for the rightwing called for making the Democratic party illegal. They wanted a Reichstag moment and said so.

Reporting from the ground…

Kimmel is not the man he was 20 years ago. He is that rare person who evolves and rises to his station. And, as Molly used to say, "You gotta dance with them's what brung ya." I'll take any friend who's willing to call out the president.

I've thoroughly enjoyed the backlash in regards to the "Let Them" phenomenon. Perhaps it's spite. "Let Them" is my default setting, no book required. In fact, looking for a good "Force That Sht Down Their Throat" manual.

Tom Homan just got caught accepting a $50,000 cash bribe from an FBI agent. If the guy getting disappeared for a traffic ticket is the "worst of the worst," what does that make him?