Fuck Starbucks

And the truly funny thing about this is Trump is undoubtedly FURIOUS that this old dude passed out and ruined his event. He'll probably have him sent to prison.

That’s what happens when you cut off their food assistance, you absolute freak.

You know what I absolutely hate? People like this debating if women going to work was bad for society three years after women were relegated to second-class citizenship status with Dobbs and a year after Trump, an insurrectionist and traitor, was elected over Kamala Harris, a qualified woman.

I'd pay good money to kick Ross Douhat in the nutsack.

Knew this all along. The real problem always was and will be getting folks to WAKE THE FUCK UP AND LOCK THE FUCK IN.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

They were not fooled, tricked, manipulated, hoodwinked, or bamboozled. They posted the videos because it matches their ideology and illustrates their preferred narrative. That’s it.

I need a cigarette and a towel after seeing this.

Eve Fartlow *cracks open an industrial sized can of febreeze*

Fuck off to lame duck hell, Glenn.

Fuck

You're up shit crick, Don. The backlash against your bullshit has only just begun. You and your ilk WILL be DEFEATED. By WHATEVER MEANS NECESSARY. And then we're going to tear down all that tacky horseshit you've used to desecrate the White House and bury it along with the remains of your regime

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Spotlighting some VA-GOV results by county. Loudon County included for reference as an overall bellweather. But the other 3 (Northampton, Spotsylvania, Nelson) indicate that there might be some room to open up bigger gains going forward.

For the first time in a year, I feel like we can honestly say "this, too, shall pass". The fire rises. We shall defeat this regime. Whatever it takes. And tonight was a damn good first step.

***FINAL VA HOD ELECTION POST OF THE NIGHT*** VPAP REPORTING THAT HD 86 HAS FLIPPED THORNTON DEFEATS CORDOZA AS OF THIS POST, HD49 REMAINS UNCALLED. DEMS TAKE VIRGINIA HOUSE OF DELEGATES 64-35 (Plus or minus one) SEE Y'ALL IN THE MORNING!

***VIRGINIA HOD FLIP CALL*** HD 89

***VA HOD FLIP CALL*** HD 75

***HOD FLIP CALL*** VA HD 71

***HOD SEAT FLIP*** VA HD 69

***HOD FLIP CALL*** VPAP REPORTING THAT HD 64 HAS FLIPPED (Carroll Defeats Milde, all precincts in)

BRYANT WINS CVILLE SCHOOL BOARD ELECTION

Cue some more music! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNwv...

JAY "MAG DUMP" JONES

HE SHALL LIVE RENT FREE IN THEIR HEADS FOR GENERATIONS (Fingers crossed)

Getting unconfirmed reports of a thousand Ketchup Bottles crying out in horror somewhere in DC. Source: This is a shitpost, what the hell do you think?

What the fuck is going on in Lynchburg? It's been stuck at 2 precincts all night!

SECONDED WITH ONE NOTE: YA BOI COUNT DEATHTOLL WANTS AOC AS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AS SOON AS THAT CAN BE ARRANGED.

Thortnon just took the lead in Hampton

***VIRGINIA HOD ELECTION CALL*** AS OF 9:55 EST VPAP SHOWS THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY CROSSING THE THRESHOLD TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE VIRGINIA HOUSE OF DELEGATES

GET FUCKING REKT.

***VIRGINA HOD RACE FLIP*** ***TWOFER!*** VPAP SHOWING THE FOLLOWING FLIPS: HD 57 (NIVAR DEFEATS OWEN) HD 66 (COLE DEFEATS ORROCK)

***FUCK IT, I'M CALLING IT*** ZOHRAN MAMDANI BEATS THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF THAT JAGOFF CUOMO AND SOME IDIOT IN A RED BERET TO BECOME THE FIRST MUSLIM MAYOR OF NYC ON THE DAY OF DICK CHENEY'S DEATH.

***VIRGINA HOD RACE FLIP*** ***THIS IS A BIG ONE!*** VPAP SHOWING HD 41 HAS FLIPPED FRANKLIN DEFEATS OBENSHAIN

NBC CALLS NYC FOR THE ZOHRAN!

***WCCR-7 ULTRA-LOCAL PROJECTION*** ALBEMARLE BOARD OF SUPERVISORS: DUNCAN TAKES JACK JOUETT UNCONTESTED* GALLAWAY TAKES RIO UNCONTESTED* MISSEL DEFEATS SMITH IN SAMUEL MILLER ALBCO SCHOOL BOARD: ACUFF TAKES JACK JOUETT* BEARD TAKES SAMUEL MILLER* DILLENBECK DEFEATS PRYOR IN RIO *=Uncontested

***WCCR-7 ELECTION CALL*** JAY "MAG DUMP" JONES DEFEATS THAT DICKHEAD MYARES IN THE VIRGINA ATTOURNEY GENERAL'S RACE. DEMS SWEEP VIRGINIA STATE EXEC BRANCH ELECTION WITH THIS RESULT www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8x1...

THE COMMONWEALTH STANDS!

🚨 🎉

***HOD FLIP CALL*** VPAP REPORTING THAT HD 73 HAS FLIPPED (Mehta Defeats Earley, all precincts in)

***HOD FLIP CALL*** VPAP REPORTING THAT HD 30 HAS FLIPPED (McAliuff Defeats Higgins, all precincts in)

Seeing these results for Jay Jones winning in spite of his text " "scandal" (yapping across the aisle is more worrisome than the meme spouting). And wondering about the timeline where I have enough cash and connections to take a dump on McGuire in the polls. (I'm jealous of that timeline)

***HOD FLIP CALL*** VPAP REPORTING THAT HD 82 HAS FLIPPED (Pope-Addams Defeats Taylor)

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

***HOD FLIP CALL*** VPAP REPORTING THAT HD 22 HAS FLIPPED (Guzman Defeats Lovejoy, all precincts in)

Decision desk calling it for Jones. Withholding my call until 2 or 3 more outfits concur

We have four counties with 95% in and Spanberger is outrunning Harris by around 7

*** WCCR-7 ELECTION CALL *** GHAZALA HASHMI DEFEATS SOME GOOSESTEPPING ASSHOLE TO BECOME THE NEXT LT. GOV OF VIRGINIA