Minor point in this distressing saga, but he has such a fucking annoying face.

Get a load of this dubiously named candle my wife got at some marketing event. Who wants to tell them etc

One of my favorite stories about the 1969 Moon landing was from an archaeologist at Gault. He was a grad student and listened to the landing on his transistor radio while he excavated a Neanderthal site.

So do they just drive straight at the moon now until they get there or is there a route. #artemisII

I like how NASA coverage doesnt have a load of sycophants roaring LET'S GO BABY in the background of its rocket launch. #artemis2

Never pass a charity shop, episode 358: Battlestar Galactica blu-ray box set, €5 ✅️

Charlie Kirk's wife had him popped, pass it on.

I just figured it out: that Fred Again fella is Taylor Swift for guys.

My 74 year old mother set off on the holiday of a lifetime this morning, to Japan. How fucking cool is that.

Me and my friends would have killed @attie.ai with hammers, I can tell you that much.

Can't. Slamming my balls in a drawer.

Me and my friends would have killed @attie.ai with hammers, I can tell you that much.

When is father's day? I'm 100% doing this, call it the Richard Keys Special.

Playing Skyrim and noticed this neat little #StarTrek reference in one of the bazillion side missions. That game that just never stops giving.

I heard they've installed holographic emitters in all the classrooms and the kid goes around saying "Please state the nature of the medical emergency." It's political correctness gone mad Stu.

Fuck it

Hear me out.

I genuinely hope Sam Altman is having a really fucking bad day that continues to get worse.

Humans can be good.

And then I swear to fucking god, he tried to roll the hat down his arm like Fred Astaire.

Iran's Military Spokesman is trolling President Trump "Hey Trump. You're fired!" "You are familiar with this sentence" "Thank you for your attention to this matter" "You have confused this war against the Iranian people with Hollywood films and imaginary heroes"

Broke into the wrong god-damn rec room didn't ya!!!

The "revival era" of Star Trek could be a case study in how to go nowhere and offer nothing to a franchise that continues to be well-loved almost entirely on the back of shows that are frequently older than their viewers.

Just watched Citizen Kane for the first time and it was so good I’m furious. Things that everyone agrees are obviously good shouldn’t actually be that good. My actual favorite movie now might be Citizen goddamn Kane. Can you imagine anything more fucking embarrassing

Broke into the wrong god-damn rec room didn't ya!!!

Is this what it feels like having a stroke.

Drop a film that traumatised you as a child

Been rewatching the classic #StarTrek movies recently; here's a minor thing I love about the era - how Kirk and everyone else called the ship "Enterprise" and never "THE" Enterprise.

How can this go on for another 3 years?

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Rod Stewart is Benicio Del Toro's father-in-law

Kurosawa on watching Solaris with Tarkovsky

we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.

Pouring one out.

Geena Davis, you're up.

Tinder: Let me scan your camera roll to determine what you're into. My Camera Roll:

Your periodic reminder that 1997's The Fat of the Land by the Prodigy is replete with timeless bangers

I have said this before and will say it here: if, for God knows whatever reason, you have not seen this clip before, you may think you are ready for what occurs but you are not youtu.be/K2_SvX4PEbU?...

Have never seen a Chuck Norris movie, but I did pick this bad boy up in a junk shop for 50c a while back so I guess it's going on tonight.

Liveline absolutely excruciating right now.

oh fuck me

I will never understand how any adult can stand on an electric scooter and not feel like an absolute chump.

I should be asleep so obviously I'm watching Blade Runner. Stuck it on Now TV and realised it's the earlier version with the weird narration. Never saw this one, yeah it is really annoying.

My quote of the day Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. William Butler Yeats