Well now would you look at that. @donaldclarke.bsky.social is there a reward.

I'm a normal man and I'm walking out that door.

Many users feel this pair of jeans hanging on a hook is rolling its eyes so hard that it must be a real person. Scientists say it's time to etc etc.

Here's an odd one off the charity shop DVD shelf - an Academy screener for Syriana (2005). How the h*ck did this one end up halfway around the world. #filmsky

Here's an odd one off the charity shop DVD shelf - an Academy screener for Syriana (2005). How the h*ck did this one end up halfway around the world. #filmsky

My 7yo loves the How to Train Your Dragon audiobooks and all I have gotten from them is a *severe* dislike for David Tennant.

Dick Tingle www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p...

Put me in a cage for this, I might pay for this I just say what I want like I'm made for this But I'm afraid some days I might be wrong Maybe that's why me and Christ get along

They used to make real soundtracks for a movie

Benoit Blanc from the Bronx.

2026: The Year of Relentless Pressure on Rian Johnson to Say Yes to Muppet Knives Out.

Well, Finland is a bag of shite anyway.

2026: The Year of Relentless Pressure on Rian Johnson to Say Yes to Muppet Knives Out.

Jesus to his disciples:

What's a movie you never tire of?

"That woman...deserves her revenge...and...we deserve to die."

Happy partially muscled skeleton screaming before vanishing day to all those who celebrate.

Anyone any plans for Joseph Kony day this year?

My kids love Bluey (who doesn't), so I looked up a real blue heeler that she's based on. Now I'm booking flights to Australia.

My kids love Bluey (who doesn't), so I looked up a real blue heeler that she's based on. Now I'm booking flights to Australia.

They're baiting us in to making Ratatouille jokes. I won't do it.

lest we forget

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

Leaked photo from Quentin Tarantino's new sci-fi thriller.

Somebody call the police cops.

Boards of Canada 2 Boards 2 Canada Boards of Canada: Tokyo Drift Boards & Canada Boards Five Boards & Canada 6 Canada 7 The Fate of the Canada Boards of Canada Presents: Hobbs & Shaw B9 Boards X

My kids are mad for iCarly at the moment, which I enjoy for the regular film references that sail right over their heads. I saw one episode where they did the entire "go get your fuckin shinebox" scene from Goodfellas, word for word.

James' Hospital having a totally normal Tuesday.

Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.

"Dear Vice President Cheney, As a powerful man all too familiar with accidental gunplay, I am writing in the hope you will intervene in my case."

Niche but lol 🤣🤣

We go now live to the @fiannafailparty.bsky.social 2025 presidential campaign:

Well??

I love how the presidential election is over but Fianna Fail are somehow still making a total bollox of it. Micheal Martin is toast.

"...and then the Russians put our camera made by our German scientists and your film made by your German scientists into their satellite made by their German scientists, and thus up it went."

That Paul Treyvaud guy really boils my piss. Such a smug bastard.

Having some wine and watching Ice Station Zebra, which was one of my dad's favourite movies. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree I guess.

Back in the news

lmao

Sorry to inflict Rogan on the timeline but you could write an entire psychology essay about this clip, in which he describes "the problem with society today", blissfully unaware he is describing himself.

Sometimes I forget I own the best piece of music merch that ever existed.

Fentanyl and coke are the new “weapons of mass destruction” lie. It’s Iraq all over again, folks. It’s always about controlling the oil.

Sorry to inflict Rogan on the timeline but you could write an entire psychology essay about this clip, in which he describes "the problem with society today", blissfully unaware he is describing himself.

She's dead. Wrapped in plastic.