This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

New EPA Study Finds 98% Of U.S. Mop Water Fucking Nasty As Hell https://theonion.com/new-epa-study-finds-98-of-u-s-mop-water-fucking-nasty-1819771574/

REF DO SOMETHING

Even YouTube’s reply AI is sick of my comments section

What the hell did Hewlett-Packard do this time?

this part right here. so fucking much. dont sit there and tell me how fucking hard it is for YOU to discriminate against ME.

Gooners: I JUST WANT A PRETTY FEMALE The Nefarious Camera Lens Width:

Do Swords do "SCHWING" when pulled out?

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

a horse

BE SOFT BE EVIL BE YOU

what's your favourite switch game?

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motivational quote of the day

I just found a ramen noodle packet with a use by date in 2021 and folks, I am here to tell you they can absolutely go bad.

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He is eating him!?!? #deer 🦌

yes, it's that marvel of the arctic; the wonderful snowshoe hare!

This would have gone incredibly hard as cover for a Blink 182 album called 'Boob Poop'.

some kind of "bouny" @b0tster.yeag.gay

im just trying to have a reasonable discussion about corrective lenses in skill-based sports

last week i remembered that macOS lets you set your own icons and that *I* have the power to delegitimize the professionalism of the software that runs on my machine, so here's a thread of the 16 new icons i've made so far i really forgot how fun it was to just sit down and make art for myself :')

we have got to do something about eyeglass ideology

DAY 699 - Huevember XXIX - Arfy / Arti Puppy

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

What a great headline

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happy thanksgiving i made this for you youtu.be/INZybkX8tLI

im bisexual which means if you ask me what my sexuality is i say im gay but if you ask me a few more times i give in and shamefully admit that im bisexual

With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.

Ok, sure... Apparently I've been added to a "Transphobia" moderation list.

am I even awake right now?

1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics. It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT. It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse. Transgender care saves lives.

Our new favorite analog horror series:

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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF