Krita. I'm begging. BEGGING. Get your UI in order. The memes are suffering.

I do not condone breaking into Nvidia XFRA nodes attached to homes and taking out the ram and Blackwell chips, then designing a series of opensource PCBs to turn them into desktop GPUs. That would be wrong.

ffs. Shitty day to learn Krispy Kreme killed lemon filled. (Was something Mom wanted.)

We see you. For exactly what you are. Both sides. And the center. Not one of you an ally to us. All of you cherishing our abusers and treating them as equals before you see the humanity in us. Have fun on Tucker and canvassing with MTG. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rkh...

Happy Mother's Day

Walked through a web, didn't freak out, but the spider sure did!Thing flailed wildly on my *face*, hopped off onto the nearest wall. Would have just been dragged if I hadn't detached its web. Whatever you have for a nervous system, bud, I hope it calms down soon. 😅

"I refuse to be a hardliner!" Cool. Well. The people pushing that thing are. To the detriment of literally every creative and scientific endeavor on the planet. Sorry about your fee fees, dork.

Well. Guess I don't have to buy the Riven remake now. Thanks for the savings, Cyan, ya slopmongers!

"It was for construction, not cooling!" Bruh.

I dunno what kicked off this Mass Effect discourse recently, but instead of arguing about video games on social media, you should just start listening Priority: Chit-Chat, the podcast where @chriskmooney.bsky.social and I talk about Mass Effect like normal people. soundcloud.com/priority-chi...

IF LLM and data center carpetbaggers believed in their own product, they’d add an insignificant amount of money to their project costs and use a sealed radiator system (like your car) and heat pumps (like AC) instead of cheap ass fresh-water evaporative systems. They don’t believe in their product.

I started binge watching the X-Files for the first time and this is basically my summary of the entire show so far. #xfiles #aliens

I feel like this dog is about to reveal a murderer’s diabolical scheme.

Sometimes I require schadenfreude, ok? youtube.com/watch?v=SU8x...

Attempting to download Ubuntu Server for AzerothCore and... Canonical? You want to throw some money to your servers? So they work? Please?

Myst-style games should be a subgenre called Myst Connections.

There are SO MANY WOW SERVER EMULATORS NOW. WTF

allowing the daughters of the confederacy to exist at all and rewrite the history of the south and refusing to execute every member of the confederacy by hanging was one of the biggest failures of the United States

I’d love to say something smart here but instead I’m just going to screaaaaaaaaaam

Business no longer needs to maintain useful output or labor. It's all surface aesthetics of success, all the time now. All to keep a massive gambling machine churning.

What this site does to the history list should be a crime.

I'm, uhh, just gonna choose not to read too much into that date choice, Journeyman Project 2.

It's been 16 years. I still want a Citroën Survolt.

Alright. How long's this place got?

bluesky banning the bot that tracks what accounts are banned is probably the most bluesky thing bluesky has ever done this is their final form

a) why did they clone lowtax so many times? b) why are they all together running this site?

Normalise scooping out the eyeballs of people who wear smart glasses.

Fuck.

Solar Winds, but Jake can land on select planets (and stations?) where the game temporarily turns into mini-Ultima for a side story's duration. Games couldda given me that and I'd have been happy.

Y'all really gotta be hiring more furries, like straight up

nintendo has done the impossible with new star fox: they made falco unfuckable

Dad-Fox isn't the whole game? Make that the whole game!

holy shit fox mccloud has never looked so good, this must be the power of the switch 2!!

Yup. OG Star Fox had a juice that remains mysterious and invisible to executives and primary stake holders.

car fox-ass character designs. every game car d comes with an arwing VIN report free

Nurnies too chonky. NO.

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

as a follow up: i had a lawyer talk with another lawyer and are getting these ads using my art taken down and damages paid. it ain’t a lot but i hope it’s enough to make a point. update the wiki!!!!!!

Finally gave Star Citizen a shot, after like a thousand years of never even logging in once. I'm not gonna lie, I think maybe a deep financial investigation should happen.

Man. I don't know which part of this is the most depressing.

Anyway, what's it cost to start a hog farm?

The lighting in my previously-favorite Minecraft shaders got real ugly and I haven't wanted to play anymore since. I haven't even cared enough to look for different shaders.

Fuckin'... Early Edition theme song just popped into my head.

Hah. Fun seeing credit given to Silicon Graphics in Rache Bartmoss' Guide to the Net.

dont show me the burger king logo anymore please

BTW, the thing with the FBI was also hilarious: I had asked about getting a virus signature to scan some files, because I couldn't resume work until they were scanned, and I had nothing else to do. Rather than give me the signature, they tried to get me fired, and failed.

a) why did they clone lowtax so many times? b) why are they all together running this site?

Boxing episodes are always ass. Entertainment industry, please stop. STOP. Stop it.