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smallish. technical. mildly artisty. (he/him)
Ah, shit. We need OpenCL to step the fuck up. Looks like CUDA's about to get some Martha Stewart bracelets.
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Been a thousand years but I still wish they hadn't gone [damn near slapstick] comedy -first with The Lone Gunmen. Those guys bring the funny, didn't need goofy music stings every 5 min. Also, a potential The Lone Gunmen / FreakyLinks crossover would have wrecked my little world (in a good way).
about 18 hours ago
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Cailín Walsh 🍀
1 day ago
I appreciate the artist's attention to detail in making sure the shaft curved with the road
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We're losing way too many weird little guys with hearts of gold.
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Joyce Park
3 days ago
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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Hauk💀 @ Wishlist TEKNOKRAT
3 days ago
we are shooting this goddamn industry in the foot by having incredibly volatile development times and always rotating workforces. we're bleeding knowledge, making the same mistakes over and over and never evolving
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I have discovered "people making spaceship models out of random objects" YouTube. I will be lost for a year.
3 days ago
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Can gamedev keep Aaron Paul? Dude should do more interactive stuff.
3 days ago
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I do not wish to be informed.
3 days ago
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Sometimes a song does *exactly* what you expect, but it's good. (Yes, I'm watching more Summoning Salt. But to my credit, I listened to this track BEFORE hearing it in a video. So there.)
soundcloud.com/chris-doerks...
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The Polyhedron
Something a little different from me, I hope you all enjoy it!! :)
https://soundcloud.com/chris-doerksen-1/the-polyhedron
3 days ago
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THE NEW VIZIER IS ON OUR SIDE!
3 days ago
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*sigh* Now I have to wait a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH to see some Zauber Spire -related shenanigans.
4 days ago
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looooooooooooooool @ the casting for Vandran.
4 days ago
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Cara Ellison
4 days ago
… . . im very confused by american politics
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Yowza. Turns out alcohol really **works** when you haven't had any in two years.
4 days ago
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Astrid (yeehaw) 🤠🌈 ✨
4 days ago
Hello weekend, goodbye 'puter 💻❌
#art
#embroidery
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Rebekah Valentine
4 days ago
If we have a kid we are absolutely forbidding Roblox. I know I will inevitably cave on a number of other stupid things all their little friends are doing, but this is a hard line in the sand that no amount of screaming will change.
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EASY EFFECTS! Add splines to the damn EQ.
4 days ago
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If your website produces audio without my consent, I wish you a death involving razor blades and lemon juice.
4 days ago
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Steam hardware survey results only report half my RAM. Funky.
5 days ago
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Welp. We're inboxing like it's 1999.
5 days ago
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Gmail has tied inbox categories into "Smart Features" which encompasses the LLM bs? So you can't have tabs if you turn off AI. Yeah. More business people responsible for all this should take the quickest elevatorless way to the ground floor.
5 days ago
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Ryan McCaffrey
5 days ago
Dispatch's success is well-deserved. Speaking personally, I'm happy that there's still a market and an appetite for Telltale-style games. Hopefully this means that Season 2 will get greenlit!
www.ign.com/articles/dis...
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Dispatch, The Superhero Comedy From Former Telltale Devs, Tops 2 Million Players - IGN
Dispatch, the superhero workplace comedy from former Telltale devs, has topped two million players.
https://www.ign.com/articles/dispatch-the-superhero-comedy-from-former-telltale-devs-tops-2-million-players
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therealWokeKong
5 days ago
Nvidia misses its earnings goals? Stock market crash. Nvidia meets its earnings goals? Stock market crash. Nvidia exceeds its earnings goals? Believe it or not, stock market crash.
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Kashana
5 days ago
In other news, they’ve renamed themselves the kkkoast guard
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Ok, what the hell. The music in The Mighty Nein is too damn cool.
5 days ago
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Welp. End of the day. No Half-Life 3. No Borealis. Not even some Ravenholm: Renovation village builder on mobile.
5 days ago
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Lee "Harvey" Oswald
6 days ago
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Yeeeeesh. Proctorio seems like it's rotten every which way possible.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
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He got sued for sharing public YouTube videos; nightmare ended in settlement
Librarian vows to stop invasive ed tech after ending lawsuit with Proctorio.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/11/proctorio-settles-curious-lawsuit-with-librarian-who-shared-public-youtube-videos/
6 days ago
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Fryda Wolff
6 days ago
Point is it never hurts to ask and worst case, move on till you find somebody who doesn't require you use AI. My reply: "Between the guaranteed unreliability and malfunction of AI as well as privacy concerns, being required to use AI would have forced us to move our business." Let a business know!
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S. Morgan Burbank
6 days ago
That’s the way we like to fuck
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It's sad that Houdini - a truly massive VFX software - launches in a tenth the time that it takes the Minecraft Launcher to get to a usable state after starting it. Hell are you doing over there, Microsoft?
6 days ago
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G-Man talks like Torgo. And Torgo talks like G-Man. IS G-MAN TORGO?!
6 days ago
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Dave Gilbert 🔜 AdventureX!
6 days ago
I’m super happy to officially announce our next project, spearheaded by
@threeohfour.bsky.social
! “Gilt” is a sci-fi/fantasy game about a priest haunted by a dying God. Learn more (and wishlist!) over here:
store.steampowered.com/app/3979770
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Gilt on Steam
Embark on a quest of redemption across the planet of Gilt to restore a disillusioned priest's faith, a dying God's power, and the waning hope of a people who have forgotten how to believe. A sci-fi fa...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3979770
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New Stargate? I hope it feels less like Atlantis and more like SGU. Stargate Universe was good stuff (well, very good stuff, half the time). Feel like the world kinda slept on it.
6 days ago
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I would expect QEMU to preallocate a block of RAM that I've assigned to a VM, but it just... doesn't? That's kinda cool, actually.
6 days ago
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There will never be a new Half-Life game. Nope. Not a one. I'm sorry.
6 days ago
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I don't even use Blender, but I chucked it some moneydollars anyway. Having Blender around and free is an important part of the "keep Autodesk out of your life, and keep Side Effects privately owned so Houdini won't suddenly suck" ecosystem.
6 days ago
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Bill Corbett
6 days ago
This is a parade of shame
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Grodie Jodie
6 days ago
Your honor, I thought it was part of an ARG.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
7 days ago
This motherfucker's life wasn't ruined enough. We need to finish him.
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Karen Attiah
7 days ago
Man. Fuck these people.
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Too many things today are reminding me of the web we could have had, had a cultthink set of techbros who are DESPERATELY afraid of CSS not captured the whole thing.
7 days ago
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Pedo war-crime apologists in the White House. Microsoft becoming malware-curious. Both industries I'm part of becoming openly hostile against its own labor. I have done nothing remotely bad enough to deserve this reality. What the fuck?
7 days ago
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Whole lotta shit could be solved if we could toggle off "unsolicited progression hints from other characters" before we start a game. For me, those lines destroy a character. They become these ... thin, conspicuously artificial conduits of rote mechanics that I can't take them seriously anymore.
7 days ago
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Sophia Carroll
8 days ago
#poemoftheday
is this short one by Andrea Gibson, "Diagnosis"
#poetry
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Electronics restoration videos should be vehicles for history, for repair/restoration explanation, for more than just a record of the deed alone. When they're just slow-zoom quick-cut progress clips with no VO, it just seems so shallow.
7 days ago
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Helena Fitzgerald
8 days ago
america really is the most divorced country ever to exist
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Uhhhhhh wow? AGDQ is PACKED. Looks like a week of no sleep.
8 days ago
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Dena h☾₊ ⊹ [art commissions]
8 days ago
I had the pleasure of creating a book cover C with this goddess 💠🌸 I am very proud of it ..
#commission
#bookcoverart
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