if you could read my mind and heart, it might surprise you how much humour is a part of my daily life. my inner sit-down comic (why stand?) gets me through whatever the day brings. a playful way of being.

the master's tools will never dismantle the master's house... except have you seen that guy's tools? dude has a circular saw and a demo hammer. idk pretty sure i can dismantle a house with that shit

If you’re on US TikTok still, now is the time to leave.

The people who spent years defending and even lionizing Kyle Rittenhouse and Ashli Babbitt now want us to believe that an unarmed mother in her car and a disarmed nurse were domestic terrorists who deserved to be murdered by law enforcement.

He’s going to take your guns. & murder you if you don’t comply. #2A

Ahem

We are watching one of the wildest things a nation-state has ever done: A superpower is committing suicide because the GOP Congress is too cowardly to stand up to the Mad King. This is one of the wildest moments in all of geopolitics ever.

It’s time

You’re welcome.

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

everything you read on bluesky is real. including this.

ICE will keep murdering people until we stop them.

Continuing to insist everything he does is just to distract from the Epstein files is an insult to the people he has killed. He can do more than one horrible thing, and you need to be able to recognize that.

I usually post only once a day. If I ever post this many in one day, please contact my loved ones so they can stage an intervention. #ThankYouForYourAttentionToThisMatter 🙏

Forest rate fathead describes Stephen Miller perfectly

Still in a state of shock trying to process the tragic loss of one of the most gifted men in the entertainment industry & his wife when the Embarrassment-in-Chief disgraces common human decency with this repulsive, deranged statement. #NoWords 🤮

Some of the best movies ever made were by Rob Reiner. They made us laugh and think: The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, A Few Good Men. And he was a force on screen as well in All in the Family and so many films. What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.

there were like 4 distinct massive tragedies this weekend why was this weekend evil

Oh no. Oh damn. variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Was a terrible terror attack, by two slug creatures hating on the Jewish section of the Australian community. So a member of the Muslim Australian community attacked & wrestled the gun away from one of the slugs. While being shot himself. A Muslim saved Jews. That’s Australia. Not the slugs.

I shouldn’t have to share this article as much as I do. Sending condolences to all friends and family and loved ones from the Brown Shooting today. www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...

The number of children who will die before age 5 is expected to rise for the first time this century, amid sweeping cuts to global health funding www.cnn.com/2025/12/04/w...

My prediction. The Epstein files will not be released. They will be leaked. By a woman as there are no brave men left.

I want a better president.

I thought Senile Satan ended the War on Christmas?

"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944

Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?

Sign the petition!

can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"

What do affordable healthcare and sarcasm have in common? Most Americans don't get it.

I can't believe no one has already leaked the full Epstein files.

Happy 40th birthday to me. I ditched Meta platforms & subsequently lost touch with nearly all of my friends 🤷🏻‍♀️😭 On the bright side, I'm currently sitting on the floor outside my daughter's bedroom trying to get her to go the eff to sleep. 😅

I’m listening

Peter Thiel is calling Pope Leo the Antichrist. Honestly, that sounds like something the Antichrist would say.

I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.

We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.

I’ve been getting chubby lately and it actually slaps, I’m gonna get fatter and you should do the same

Do you know who you won't find in the Epstein Files? Undocumented immigrants.

Capitalists will go to great lengths to demonize socialism because they fear a system that actually puts people first. #socialistsunday

A video captured of Maria a Street Vendor reunited with her Autistic 15 yr old son after he was wrongfully detained for 50 days.

Read to your kids 📖 No kids? Read to your friends’ kids. No friends with kids? Make a friend—preferably one who comes with kids to expedite the operation—and start reading! It is imperative that children are read to ☝️ #WritingCommunity #BookSky #ReadToKids

I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again

You absolutely have the constitutional right to record ICE, Border Patrol, or any law enforcement officer in public, and with everything happening in Charlotte right now, people need to understand that clearly.

Exhibit A of why I’ll be glad she’s gone.

I had terrifying conversations with four former CDC officials, Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, Dr. Debra Houry, Dr. Dan Jernigan, and Dr. Nikki Romanik, about the formerly prestigious public health agency. All of them told me that any information coming out of the CDC can no longer be trusted.