Every person who has anything to do with any of the groundhogs should be forced to wake up early every morning with bright lights shining in their faces

What if a small group of people with unimaginable amounts of wealth and a clear motivation to hoard more of it also controlled all of the media and channels that humans rely on to understand our world? And the majority of platforms that we use to communicate with eachother? Nothing could go wrong

I've never really understood why people we're so confident that the Epstein files would take people down

Lunch

GOLDIES BACK

AEW Collision

Making brownies

If you want to be a hero become a firefighter / emt If you want to abuse your power become a cop If you want to be Trumps cuckold little bitch become a member of ICE

TNA Impact

As it should be. #Books 🥰

Auburn Men's basketball gets a win

CIAMPA IS ALREADY IN AEW

Current mood: Chester Bennington’s 17-second scream in Given Up.

Spicy pork belly ramen

A surprising number of NFL teams seem to fire their headcoaches with no real plan for a good replacement

Bills fire their coach because he can't win a Superbowl with them, then promote an assistant who also hasn't won a Superbowl with them

Trump isn't moving people out of Minnesota to keep the peace, he's moving people out of Minnesota so they can't be prosecuted.

Every single Nazi member was responsible for every crime that their regime committed Every Maga and Ice member is responsible for every single crime their regime has committed

First game turned into a snow game

DC needs to have a Suicide Squad member take out Waller

AFC Championship time

Bama cheating and still lost

Seems like Joker 2 thought just because they had one singer in their cast the whole movie should be a musical

Auburn Men's basketball beats ranked Florida in Gainsville

So the Steelers fired a coach who used to be pretty good but couldn't recently win playoff games to hire a coach who used to be pretty good but couldn't recently win playoff games ?

Fresh cookies

I can't believe all of the streamers / content creators using AI. They will literally be one of the first things that get replaced by AI.

“The internet came out when I was twelve,” I intone to a group of people who graduated high school in 2017. They pat my hand as I wait for the ever nearing specter of death, now tracked via GPS.

Happy Birthday to me

TNA Impact

Early birthday dinner

Wow. 20,000 of you following me now.

Since Alabama wants to be allowed to use players who have signed pro contracts all other SEC teams should refuse to play them

Auburn Men's basketball gets a win

I don't like basketball refs going back to change a two or three point shot whenever the fuck they get a commercial break. Scoring should have to be fixed as it happens.

I am completely on board with the theory that the reason we have not contacted any deep space races is because planets destroy their resources before they can get to the point of deep space travel.

I'd like a study done on sports coaches to see how many are on the spectrum and sports is the one thing they put all their focus on

Take their money, that's all they care about every MAGA politician at both federal and state levels, every company that donated, every CEO, every church that decided to get political, every preacher, every MAGA judge and then fund healthcare, education, or stimulus checks for the rest of us

Indiana is so damn good they had to beat both Miami and the refs to get their ring