BREAKING: Judge Waverly Crenshaw dismisses indictment of Kilmar Abrego Garcia based on selective and vindictive prosecution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

lol cool mistrial attempt

lol ok man

important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though

We need a new judicial system

Yesterday the state department said Iran is insane and nobody is in charge but today Trump says they are close to a deal…hmmm

I love when the economy…saves? Money?????

It's interesting Sasse would publicly criticize US population decline when, in his private life, he is going to be dead soon. As always, it's the hypocrisy that gets me.

Marxist Caesar Papist Fusion Everybody talk about Pop muzik

I’m glad someone is finally saying it; The president needs a place to hang out where mass shootings aren’t allowed

Getting this little guy on my arm in a couple days

Burchett is right: the most DC thing ever *is* a member of Congress blaming the city for something he and his colleagues did themselves.

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

Is there a more clearer phrase describing the malignancy of this country than “DoorDash Grandma”

remembered a good tweet

So he just agreed to his own ceasefire and never asked the Iranians got it lol

It’s cool this is our lives until this fucking guy croaks

Green turns to brown under stress

With the USAID cuts he implemented trump will likely kill more than 6 million

I will find Mike from Mikes Hot Honey and I will destroy him for the amount of dishes that are ruined by the monster he has created

He sat on his balls

I was suspended for two days with no explanation about 10 minutes after I skeeted this

Israel wouldn’t have it

Look at my opposition party dawg

What horrors await us after markets close today?

Whhhhaaaaaat no waaaay

this is, unfortunately, already well established law. these lawyers aren’t saying anything surprising. the supreme court has been pretty clear on this one.

WILE E. COYOTE STATES ROADRUNNER WILL BE CAPTURED SOON IF PLAN IS SUCCESFUL

BREAKING The Speaker of Iran’s Parliament — who some claim has been negotiating with the U.S. — says no negotiations have taken place and that President Trump is claiming otherwise to manipulate markets.

the president lying about high level peace talks taking place with the country were at war with, all to juice the stock market, is a gigantic scandal but also its just kinda another monday

Mr. President sir, the people want you to die.

Gotta get their bets in fist

This is fucking wild lol

Century of humiliation on track

That Wall Street Journal article on Hasan is fucking nutty dude

It’s cool he acknowledges needing Israel’s consent

You just know someone at the White House, suggested calling it the “Gay of Hormuz”

The projection is so good lol

“Sorry I created this issue world, now it’s on you to fix it”

We just struck Kharg Island. Shit is gonna get even worse….

Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ https://theonion.com/health-speculations-swirl-after-trump-screams-fuck-im-dying/

With cement preferably

Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.

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Americans have no idea how much the world is shook, folks. Here in Thailand they have a running tally of how many days' worth of fuel the country has left.

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

“ITS NOT HER JOB TO WIN THE ELECTION GUYS!”

Indeed