How can you tell the edible kicked in fully? If twitter has tweets, I just thought that from now on Bluesky posts should henceforth be known as "Bleats" 🐑🐏 Baaaaaaaaaah

We are a colossally stupid species. 🤦‍♂️

Lovely Bird Songs 🎶

A male Pileated Woodpecker fluffs up his head feathers while checking out trees for food in the marsh.

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The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I hate everything. So I ordered tacos. I still hate everything but now I have tacos.

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich 
Well, today we're taxing the rich...

'Psyop' is short for 'psychological operation.' We promise this isn't one.

Listening to a dude at work talk about how much better it is to drive a car fueled by diesel and how emasculating it is to drive an EV. Truly, men are broken.

i feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content

Remember when people who believe they are Jesus were sent to mental institutions instead of the White House??

Thought you might enjoy a slice of happiness. Tehran/before times Nice weather in a city park, teenagers listening to guitar/singing along, elderly folks dancing together recalling youth Iranian kids are alright! 😎 youtu.be/Y-CBo5AjvVw?... @sasanianshah.bsky.social @smohyeddin.bsky.social

Congratulations to the people of #Hungary who marched for for 500 days and nights of peaceful protests despite beatings, arrests, and jailings. Trump and Putin lost. Ukraine and the rest of Europe is safer today. The crowds chanted “Go home Russia” last night, and were out at 6 am today to vote.

Péter Magyar casts his vote in Hungary today. Get Viktor Orbán outta there! Go Magyar!

Look at the women at NASA. They are the ones pushing the boundaries of science, solving problems most people can’t even understand, and carrying this country forward, while our politicians right now posture and stumble through talking points. And they are doing it all with joy.👇

Those US-Iran negotiations in a nutshell: Iran sent 4 PhDs to Islamabad. The US sent a real estate developer, a son-in-law, a lawyer and a general.

From claiming the war was won “in the first hour” to issuing threats of genocide, here’s how Trump’s timeline of imaginary victories against Iran played out. Subscribe to Zeteo.

If this Trump-Iran peace negotiation is anything like the last three—dating back to 2020—US bombs will start falling halfway through, so like in a few hours I’m amazed that Iran is even willing to entertain negotiations with such obvious (to borrow a Roger Stone term) ratfuckers

“US says” is now as meaningless as “Israel says”. The moment you read or hear either of those two phrases, you know you’re being lied to.

Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Beautiful story of a man bonding with a robin.

Seen at local pubs...by Primitive Brewing, Seattle

This is Spencer. He only drinks frothed water. Can't believe anyone would expect him to drink still water, like some kind of peasant. 13/10 (IG: mr.spennysaus)

🚨: NASA just released this closest image of Moon ever taken by Artemis II . The clarity in insane in this view.

Given the urgency of this moment, and after a few requests from friends, I’ve decided to lift the paywall on all essays published on my Substack for the foreseeable future. If interested, feel free to subscribe and read along: guardeddomains.substack.com #Iran

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE FOR THIS SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m scheduled to join the one and only Tavis Smiley in conversation live tomorrow morning on @kbla at 10:30 am PT, and you can tune in there, on KBLA1580.com, the KBLA app, and YouTube.com/@KBLA1580

Watters: Are you happy that there is a ceasefire? Where do you stand? Jessica: I stand in reality that there is no ceasefire.

Israeli military announces ‘largest coordinated strike’ against Hezbollah since war began on 2 March

These people are OUT of their minds.

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

When you are deep in grief or depression, taking it day by day could feel like it’s too much. Instead, take it one meal at a time. If it’s ice cream for a meal, so be it. It’s a meal.

> @apnews.com

The grifters, frauds, and insider trading War

this is my nephew's homework and i'm gonna cry

We really don’t have to praise someone for changing their pants after shitting in them, especially if they’ve repeatedly had to change their shit-filled slacks over the last 18 months.

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

An American president threatening the death of an ancient civilization is in some ways the end of the 250-year moral experiment of a constitutional republic that the framers saw as a model for all mankind.

Jealous

Timeline cleanse

A synagogue was bombed today. In Tehran. By Israel.

This man is a psycho.

I love these people.

This is what happens when 77 million people take leave of their senses and put a manifestly unqualified, unfit, mentally ill narcissistic man-child in charge of the country and the world's most powerful. military. This is what happens when the media 'bothsides' election coverage.

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

Timeline cleanser

This is the President of the United States. On Easter Sunday. To use some "presidential" language of my own: anybody who still supports this madman is f***ing brainwashed.

The petrochemical factory bombing in Mahshahr has released chloride gas & nitric acid, causing serious health issues in the region. This is the delta of Tigris & Euphrates. Abadan & Khorramshahr (imp industrial towns w total population of over 400,000) are ca 100km away. This is a chemical disaster.