After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.

I just watched my alma mater USF play a tedious, interminable football game and am trying to decide if I’m feeling masochistic enough to also watch the rest of that baseball game everyone seems to hating right now.

New ICE propaganda just dropped:

It's really sad how the violence is so pervasive in Portland that they don't even try to bury the war dead.

New ICE propaganda just dropped:

I was riding down the road one day Someone hit a possum I was riding down the road one day Someone hit a possum The road was his end His end was the road So they say

Passion of the Christ 2: Fury Road

STAY FOR THE CREDITS

Look, if you never got an A on a paper comparing the poetry of Romantic poets that you wrote hungover the same morning it was due, did you even get an English degree?

You probably don’t know it yet, but your lower back is planning to become your ex-BFF. Real soon. Any day now.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

This thread did a better job of raising my spirits than anything else I’ve read today.

ICE now claim antifa is launching amphibious assaults.

No joke, if you’re in Arizona be weather aware. This has a chance to be a disaster. Remember: new climate = new risk.

I wonder if he posted this so he could have an excuse to write a follow-up titled “Everyone on Bluesky is Rude and Mean to Me.”

More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys

My great-grandmother’s ex-husband went a little crazy in his later years, became a hermit, and devoted himself to strange experiments in his backyard orchard. Every time I hear about a weird apple from Oregon, I like to think it’s one of his.

someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

A few years ago I went on a road trip up to Oregon and came home with like four coolers full of cheese from different shops in the Tillamook area. I may actually still have some hidden in the bottom of my fridge. Goddamn cheesemongers.

Here's your daily dose of weirdness for today!

Any kind of canned meat. I grew up eating almost exclusively wild game meat, so when I was very young, canned meat, especially Spam and Underwood deviled ham spread, seemed like a huge luxury. (No, I was not raised by wolves.)

Missing my late husband tonight. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Mt...

Some advertising you just can't buy

Followed closely by the “this is fine” dog.

[redacted on the advice of my legal team]

The lead-in to the actual review is great.

My theological status is best described as "lazy agnostic," which is to say I am fairly certain that there is no god, but I'm not going to go out of my way to find out one way or another. If you're religious, cool, please don't use your religion as an excuse to be an asshole to other folks, thanks.

Didn‘t we used to get weekends off from all this shit?

The rain has soaked through everything. Your socks just sprouted a mushroom. You haven't smelled decent BBQ since your last night in Texas, before mustering. Suddenly, a metallic creak echoes through the fog. They were coming again. The naked cyclists. "Just four weeks a year," you mutter.

Is it too much to ask for this site to wait for the very funny thing to happen before it implodes. Like, we need a place to be for that

Bluesky is beyond saving with its current leadership. They told us to build our own spaces, moderate our own communities, and take ownership of the network and the moment we actually did, they took that power away.

Not violating the ToS.

BSky hid @asukafield.xyz's transphobia mod list. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Dear god. I just saw an ad for something called “The I Love the ‘90s Tour” and it made me want to stick a pencil in my ear and push until it comes out the other side.

Heh. Two ways to read “unless these tools don’t actually combat real harassment.” Nicely done.

wizard frog is insane

[menacingly] keep portland weird

I’m telling you: ridicule works. These guys are supposed to intimidate the citizenry and it’s very hard to do that when a guy in a frog suit is just staring you down and daring you to do something that makes it look like you’re afraid of a cartoon

I just thought of the funniest possible end

.@morganevelyncook on TikTok is trying to figure out why Trump is sending troops to Portland, Oregon, and her video is the greatest thing ever 🤣

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

I assure you that every possible “butt fumble” joke has already been made, including the one that you’re about to make. For the love of god, make a hot dog joke instead.

I’m not reposting this to defend ICE, I’m reposting it because every fake pic/video that goes viral makes it easier for the other side to claim that REAL pics/vids are fake too.

This reminds me of “characters in books can’t consent to sex, so you’re actually a bad person for writing sex scenes” that goes around periodically.

So wait, if I said I hate robodogs and want to kick them, that would mean I’m secretly in favor of animal cruelty?

Just posting this. Everyone knows why.

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

I’ve actually had dreams in which I find forgotten treasures hidden in pigeonhole desks. This thread is like one of those dreams come to life.

In case we're keeping track, Trump appears to get some kind of IV medicine in each hand toward the end of the month (remember that he got a round in August right before Labor Day). Then he vanishes for a few days, maybe dealing with side effects.