You’re right. That might not be enough time to bury the Statue of Liberty and distribute 400 million ape costumes.

Tomodachi Life demo is really fun, I was already insanely excited about the game and this has only made me more pumped!

Decided to listen to some podcasts to take a mental break from constant Pokopia- only for @laurakbuzz.bsky.social and @commandersterling.bsky.social to convince me to go back and start playing it again 😅

People were not exaggerating about pokopia. That shit is ADDICTIVE. First game in years where I've had to force myself to stop playing and go to bed.

sophie's showing me back to the future parts 2 & 3 for the first time and i've come to the conclusion that marty, doc, and biff all hold a piece of the triforce.

i think 2026 is probably the worst year of video games ever and it isnt because the games are bad its because people have for some reason started to engage with every single game that comes out in the most aggressively and wrongheadedly negative way possible. its genuinely pathetic

Reform losing made me remember to update my voter registration so I can make sure they lose where I am next ✌️

If someone could give me an inside scoop on when Slay the Spire 2 releases so I can buy a friend a copy for their birthday before they buy it for themselves, that would be great

Having learned nothing from continuing disappointment, I sit hoping for a re-release of Pokémon pinball on the eshop. We got leaf green and fire red sure, but where are the REAL bangers

No one, apart from you, wants to see that thing you made with AI.

Tomodachi Life stream going great so far

Experience a dream life on your island in #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream, coming to the Nintendo Switch on April 16. Also playable on Nintendo Switch 2.

Really hope @markatoto.com @snapcube.gay or @saltydkdan.bsky.social stream the tomodachi life direct this week. The games always remind me of their humour 😂

I SUMMONED THIS BY ENDLESSLY WHINING ABOUT IT

I feel like a dog who's refusing to put down a shredded toy about the new tomodachi life. There's no info, it's an indefinite wait for it to release. But will my brain let me enjoy other stuff instead of this tiny shred of almost nothing? Ofc not 😭

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

I'm proud of myself. So weird having a home of my own I'm really liking the look of, full of furniture I put together myself :D

Ive never spoken about anyone as cruelly, profanely, and heartlessly as I have at myself while playing Balatro, one of my favourite games of all time.

I feel like we'd get a 20th anniversary release of Sonic 06 next year if Sega was either extremely dumb or kinda in on the joke of how bad it is, and the only difference between those options would be the price. Anything over 10 bucks would instantly change from a funny bit to a crime.

On a @commandersterling.bsky.social kick rn- really curious as to what old take they think has aged best and worst from their back catalogue? So many videos on my random shuffle feel like they should be supercut with hbomb saying "foreshadowing is a literary device-" Even ones from the last year!

As someone who is a total Grinch, it's wild to me that the rapid approach of Christmas has most made me wonder if @commandersterling.bsky.social will still do best/worst games of the year videos despite their hiatus. It says a lot that those videos are like, a highlight of the season for me.

I have a house now! It's got nothing in it but it's MINE!

In news that is not at all surprising: All of Us Murderers is really really good. Who knew a book with every genre I'm known for being obsessed with would be great!

God I really do love Good Omens at a soul deep level. The whole "sense of justice" thing means my interests don't usually survive real life cancellations. But the graphic novel I pre-ordered forever ago made me tear up and laugh out loud just like the book always has.

anyone got a good recipe for a potion of healing? mine’s just not doing it for me lately

The thing I like most about being alive is the chronic physical pain just meshing like fuck with the psychic pain of living in a dictatorship of idiots.

For the love of god, let me opt out of fathers day notifications on everything.

@portalbookshop.bsky.social I know its pride month so it's probably crazy, but I was wondering if you've got any kind of policy about selling Unbound/Boundless books while they're refusing to pay their authors? No worries if it's out of your hands ♥️

I don't care how bad the new episodes of Doctor Who are, I am not going to start pretending Steven Moffat wasn't also a complete hack during his era of the show. Was he worse? I think so but that part is fully opinion Explain season 6 in a way that makes sense or is compelling, I fucking dare you.

Dr. Who is a terrifying premise. Don't like the idea of an alien that can go any where any time but still chooses to mostly hang out with the British.

Really enjoyed Dr Who up until that finale moment, where I was just whispering "please for the love of god don't" over and over. Not that I don't think this decision has the potential to be really cool, I just know the fanbase is going to be SO FUCKING ANNOYING from this point on.

You’ll never see me side with all those live-action versions of animated masterpieces. It’s my elitist pov I guess lmfaooo

Just saw on Steam @alblune.bsky.social is releasing Squeakross in Q2 2025- I really hope that's true, I need something to save me from sinking every minute into Fantasy Life i

God the new series of Doctor Who is SO GOOD I just want to go feral

Like everyone else is saying, Blue Prince is really, really good. Wish my brain was less soup-like from stress so I could really crack into it!

Ace people do not need to fit into your mold either. There’s no right or wrong way to be ace. Ace people also do not have to play 20 questions with you to “confirm they’re ace” trust me they’ve thought it out already and don’t need your armchair opinion. Someone identifies as ace on their own terms.

NEW TOMODACHI LIFE LETS GOOOOOO

That Pokémon Z-A trailer was very underwhelming. I like the gameplay in the last Arceus game and it just feels like they've boxed it in and made it less like exploring a whole new region. Plus I wish those textures and colours looked better they're so dark and unpleasant 😔

I'm so normal about this book I swear (this scene of two idiots in a tree nowhere close to kissing has changed me forever)

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

I just want to buy a small house near where I already live that isn't a complete wreck. It feels impossible. I'll take a damn box so long as the walls are stable brick. PLEASE.

Shameless self-promo ahoy!

@spiritcitylofi.bsky.social is responsible for me writing again for the first time in ages. 20 minutes writing a day has really helped letting go of that perfectionism! Would love if the program had a more comprehensive writing program so I don't have to open a distracting browser to write.

Sketchbook drawing of the Fifteenth Doctor. #DoctorWho #15thDoctor

oh ho ho! looks like gobungo shut down and its users are migrating to florp. you’ll find us elder florpians don’t take kindly to you savage gobungans

RUGGLE-ABOUT [rug•l-ubou•t] vb. A term used by old people and invalids to express walking or getting about with difficulty. 'I'm troubled to ruggle-about.'

Horror ejaculation. Of all ejaculations, the least pleasant.

Please, PLEASE do the purple Game Boy Advanced too. Day 1 purchase guarenteed.