midnighttt suuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhun

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every time I see a lantern fly this summer I’m just like girlllll that look is sooo last season move ON

reporting live from low tea @andyrockcandy.bsky.social @seandoherty.bsky.social @luxurytrash.bsky.social

Cuomo endorsed by the yellow bastard from sin city that got his dick ripped off

Chuck stuns in new dog walker photo.

my average heart rate is 0 because I am what? dead inside

instead of worrying about mclaurine pinover over at DOGE why don't you start worrying about captain pinbacker over on the Icarus I

broadcast the bark bark bark bark bark and make em all woof to it

Gabby Windey is going to be such an iconic guest star when I reboot The Muppet Show

boy dinner

omg sorry bloofmies I have been neglecting you

Severance is the closest I’ve felt to watching Lost for the first time….fire up the IMDB message boards I wanna talk THEORIES

Lady Gaga singing in wingdings again we are so fucking back

best Grammys ever, but a little bummed for Billie. one of the best albums I’ve heard ever tbh. Not even sure which category I would have given her but man it’s good

Gaga crying for Beyonce let’s get you two in the studio for Telephone Pt 2 STAT LADIES

yesssssss omg 😭

if we survive til April I am going to lose my fucking mind at the brat tour omfg

I’m not even mad about it but like. Are these Grammys really 4 hours lol

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Shakira’s two mic stands from the Grammys

LMAOOO I fucking love Miley so much. Plastic Hearts should have swept

jfc thank you Gaga

get me onto a hot sweaty dance floor playing Abracadabra RIGHT NOWWWW

GAGAAAAAA

it’s genuinely wild that every single year Gaga’s vocals get better and better. a true star

Chappell Fucking Roan ❤️

this is such a good Grammys??? like it’s just about the music and the people and supporting the folks in the industry and these performances are WILD

screaming skdkdkf she was GAGGED

skfjdkdjfjfjf the Megan trailer ahahahahaha

god I love Sabrina Carpenter she is just so fun

LOVED this and so glad I went in without watching any trailers or anything. So so fun

c/o @adamjmoussa.bsky.social ❤️

everything sucks go dance with your friends ❤️

Boys in the Backseat - @seandoherty.bsky.social

last day of this mini tourrrrr

in honor of TikTok dying here’s the only TikTok I ever made that I actually put time or effort into and tbh that feels right

been driving thru the desert all week for this gig and mannn America really would be sooo awesome if half the country wasn’t racist and psychotic ❤️

today low key trying to kill me but let’s go do another show or something!!

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

no clue what day it is let’s go sing some songs

good morning sluts time to go sing Broadway songs at 10am 🫠

first NYC show. my off-broadway debut in three different principal roles. first time being reviewed (thanks for the kind words, @vulture 😅). so much fake blood. even more confetti. most insane job I’ve ever done. most fun I’ve ever had. happy closing, Teeth. onward🩸

decided to make a big dumb gay party my closing gift to myself except we close tomorrow and the party isn’t for like three weeks and I have like eight concert gigs in like six different cities between now and then

ah yes, my favorite time of year. where it’s freezing fucking cold everywhere but the subway so I immediately start sweating like crazy and then walk back out into the cold and end up like a gay little popsicle

wowowow. truly a movie so good it’s obvious why no one’s tried to remake it. 11/10

watching Wait Until Dark for the first time watch this space

Teeth doesn’t even close until Sunday night and I already just had my first “I slept thru an audition and a rehearsal and a restaurant shift” stress dream

Tobey out 😘

The bloody aftermath of being in the splash zone at ‘Teeth’. So glad I caught the show before it finishes its run at New World Stages on Sunday. An added bonus that I saw the super talented @seandoherty.bsky.social go on for Tobey. Dentata will be missed ❤️🩸 #TeethNYC

see y’all at 2pm 😈