"Dogshit opsec"

So, back in 2018, I did a comic to retell a horror one-shot rpg session I hosted the year before. Page after page, I put more effort in it and decided to make it a project for a college exam. It was one of my first semi-professional comics.

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

will blocking the entire bluesky team stop me from getting me banned? probably no. will it keep me from seeing their suck ass, juiceless posts? Yes.

Groggily picking up a sports bra: "I don't remember having three legs..."

peggy hill is the gul dukat of king of the hill if you think about it

belatedly realizing the existence of horse sashimi implies the possibility of Umami Musume

The ability to convince capital markets to hand you a trillion dollars on the strength of obvious bullshit paired with the inability to get a single human to sincerely and spontaneously say they love you is some real punishment of the gods shit.

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listening to running up that hill: sisyphus would love this song

[sam altman voice] mr president, we cannot allow a Torment Nexus gap

Anthropic announces the first version of their genAI coding assistant that is also a bottom, introducing Claude deBus- *I am dragged offstage and shot*

A reminder that you don't need to understand everything you see

I should get paid to bite women

About to watch the chainsaw man movie but the cinema seems disproportionately full of men? Something must be wrong here. Do they not know about estrogen?

"what are you going as for halloween?" tall and slutty

If you liked Superman or didn't like Superman you should read Wildbow's Worm series People with awful, useless superpowers munchkinning them and their required secondary powers to become terrifying.

I’m going to use my electric kettle TONIGHT. Like I do EVERY NIGHT (to make sleepytime tea and think about how much I wish I was the bear on the sleepy time tea box)

star wars enjoyers who've been having to wrestle with the acceptance that there will never be anything as good as Andor ever again should take a page out of star trek enjoyers' book about coping with nothing ever being as good as DS9 ever again

The two types of trans girl kinks are puppygirl and doll. All trans girl kinks fall into these two categories. Praise kink? Puppygirl. Bondage? Doll. Biting? Puppygirl. Cyborg prosthetics and robot girls? Doll. Despite the objectification involved, dronification is actually puppygirl.

Actually tonight is a pretty decent night to have a curse, all things considered

every holiday should have its own seasonal bottom surgery tbh

saying "henshin!" and having tits and wide hips immediately

holy shit All You Need is Kill is finally getting a proper adaptation

Quick reminder that Rick Scott's "expertise" is that as CEO of a healthcare form he oversaw the most massive defrauding of Medicare in history and the $300 million that he was paid for it, he was allowed to keep and was never prosecuted. He's literally just a criminal.

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The catgirl is the powerhouse of the bank heist team

got a new move where I ride a guy till he faints then pull a quarter out of his ear call it the Sleep Token

if you ever worry that you arent good enough jsut remember that the worst people you can think of have never once had that worry

Is pedophile money so valuable or do they love child abuse so much it has to be defended at all costs

Oh they’re really protecting the pedophiles this is bad

Have you considered.....installing a hitachi in your car seat for the passenger princesses?

36 year old me: you're a tranny when you get older 16 year old me: yeah that tracks 36 year old me: you become a sports obsessive and lose pretty much all interest in video games 16 year old me: you're lying! I'll never be like you!

Jared Leto is kind of like the herpes of the film industry if you really think about it

The transition into tech as being easy, edgeless, and encapsulated into little bubbles we call apps has obfuscated so much of the fundamental workings of technology that it has caused a grossly unethical and completely unprecedented nosedive in technological literacy.

the only future windows has right now is installing linux or buying a macbook

cats can't go to hell, they get sent to purrdition

they don't want you to know this but it's actually perfectly safe to daisy chain power strips. if you trip a breaker it's because you have an impure heart and a heavy karmic debt

sure that healthy oat and nut bar may look like a wet shit but it also boasts 5g of dietary fiber, 12g of protein, 2.5mg of lead, and all the flavour of a decaying wasp's nest

I missed some discourse

emailing tim cook to say apple tv is outdated and offensive and should be renamed apple cd

Can't wait for the OpenAI version of The Smartest Guys in the Room

you can't even watch a dragon creampie a dodge charger in the back of a buc-ee's parking lot in this economy, you gotta settle for it being a nissan altima at a kwik trip

Kingdom Hearts What Do You Mean It's Not 179 Days That's How Fractions Work

so bluesky finally got some thiel money huh

like the sisyphus of eating box

inventing a new type of penis thats a pussy