when something I like includes a reference to something else: "oh damn, ball knower, good shit" when something I don't like includes a reference to something else:

Love it when the yuri anime does an oblique, unexplained pun based-on knowing the nickname of a 19th century Austrian Empress

shoutout to when I tried to fit Gundam into this meme format and I got partway through and realized it was just all Kamille

Hot masc communist trans lady knight and her loyal closeted squire who is obsessed with her. Can call them Dunc and Egg

Yes, surely replacing all forms of access to knowledge, scientific production, lifelong education, labor and economic relations, etc with a giant dial in these people’s hand is the ultimate form of progress and desirable state of society

I will always go after Lucas for his love of the monomyth b/c I find the concept reductive at best and fascist at worst

The Matrix sequels. I have nothing good to say

Bram Stoker’s Dracula. Good costuming and production design with absolutely nothing of interest behind it

I did both, amongst many others

The massive amount of expanded universe works convinced millennial and gen x fans growing up with it that the movies are more thematically complex than they actually are. Disney eliminating the EU and replacing it with a more curated, centralized version breaks the illusion

I can officially no longer do the Monty Python and the Holy Grail joke of saying “I’m 37, I’m not old” as of today

Hi everyone! I'm shooting a short film in Montreal this June and looking for trans actors to be in it. Please share or send to anyone you think might be interested, I'd really appreciate it!

Me

"a lot of guys, there's a fear that their dick is smaller than their girlfriend's. I'm not like that. I see a girl whose bigger than me and I go 'oh good, someone's doing something with what god forgot to give me. nothing wasted! every part of the buffalo."

"a lot of my girlfriend's friends, they're alright. they're cool. but some of them, they ask me if I ever thought about becoming a woman. If the thought ever occured. And I don't know if I ever thought about that, but I have thought about making my life ridiculously difficult on purpose.

Suntory Boss Tommy Lee Jones alien cyborg

"A spectre is haunting Europe—the spectre of toxic people and fake friends.”

Lesbian knights ⚔️

Rewatching Titus (1999) for the first time in 26 years and it’s so much better than when I was 11, and I already liked it then

And once again, Happy May Day

It's May Day. youtu.be/ZbRFSgrrjSk?...

I can do the Salad Fingers voice as second nature and actually find it incredibly soothing

THE FATTEST RIPPED GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN: my armor is FOUR TIMES THICKER than any other armor and I have killed FIFTY MEN in a single swing. BERSERK FROM BERSERK: fuuuck I'm gonna have to hit this guy really hard with my sword (two pages of insane line work) FAT RIPPED GUY: fuuuuck im cut in half

Imagine spending the last 24 hours having your girlfriend drop hints that tomorrow is important while you are on a secret mission. You’re tortured, up all night (except when knocked out for said torture), fight a dozen anti-tank robots, duel your dad, and when he’s mortally wounded he asks you this

In The Handmaiden, Park Chan-Wook was extremely scrupulous about filming the lesbian sex scenes, making sure to clear the set of men—including himself—and having the women filmed from another room so they would feel more comfortable

In The Knight’s Tale, Heath Ledger’s character competes under the forged credentials of Ulrich von Liechtenstein, a real life person who wrote a book called Frauendienst (in service to women) about traveling to jousts fighting in women’s clothing to honor his lady

Kenny used up every good artistic instinct he had in him to make 1989 Henry V and has been running on fumes for almost 40 years since. Def my top fave. The Ian McKellan Richard III, Ran, and Throne of Blood are also favsz

I *never* see people talk about Gundam Thunderbolt and Gundam Narrative. Are they bad, forgettable, or just inaccessible to the Anglosphere?

If you have honest-to-goodness writers block and aren’t just nervous or scared, the problem with going forward is probably in what you’ve already written. Find that bit that has been nagging at you and figure out how to fix it

The groundwork for balkanization continues apace

🏳️‍⚧️⚔️local trans club rebrand is finished!⚔️🏳️‍⚧️

hi yeah sorry I'm gonna be late to work today, the cat needed to make biscuits on me for thirty minutes

Will think on this, but I’m probably like right here

i am personally capable of hating comedians and defense contractors actually

Aside from it being the vomit of a diseased chaser mind, the trans typology shit is also horrible b/c it makes straight and gay trans women fight each other instead of their true enemy: trans women defense contractors

We are witnessing the end of a world. The world has ended many times before. I am not so self-centered as to believe no world can exist after my own or that anything to come after must be worse

Film you've watched more than six times with gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Everyone is pissing me off today

Alan Moore was onto something when he gave the ultimate nihilist the name “Comedian”

Truly depressing seeing peoples’ politics succumb to despair and cynicism

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

There’s something metatextual in how this week’s Witch Hat Atelier episode is largely about how you have to practice to get good at drawing/magic, and then the episode ends in a spectacular explosion of drawing/magic mastery

Mobile Suit Gundam 0080 War in the Pocket (1989) Episode 3 - And At the End of the Rainbow 12:39.892

Ah yes, FAFO: Fear Af Fissing Out

Suited girls

this man could not see shit

Man the whale slaughterhouse in the dishonored dlc…what a fucking great bit. I think the Magnus Archives people must have played this as it is very The Flesh