they should give me access to a pool

its pretty hot today and i am beginning to think my plan to roast chicken for dinner was a big mistake, but ive already brined my chicken so i must push on

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I haven’t been able to find anyone so far. Can you please donate! 🙏🏽

lrt: idk about redemption, but it could at least be the only good thing they’ve ever done

Nintendo lawyers can redeem themselves

oh? it's tummy tuesday? name three women over 250 lbs who make you squirt effusively

adobe’s stupid AI assistant pop up is driving me nuts. i also feel like it’s making the program super laggy? i hide it for each session but the project im working on involves a ton of files and i have to manually turn it off every time bc the popup blocks the part of the PDF i need to edit 😫

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

i feel like i have watched so many genuinely unhinged clips from his UN speech and i’ve barely scratched the surface. real mad king hours rn.

one of the more interesting things about this, to me, is that they appear to be using in house employees for this moderation work; industry norm, as I understand it, relies largely on contract workers in the global majority. Karen Hao covers it extensively in Empire of AI and the horrors this

You want to improve quality of life for autistic people? Let me buy kink gear with my HSA

mesmerized by how perfectly egg shaped his head is

i’m always taken aback by how fucked up rfk sounds

offering my wife a tylenol and reminding her to take her autism

I am a mother tired of thinking too much about how to provide for my children's basic needs. Please stand by me. gofund.me/3a51a8fe

im gonna make salmon for dinner but i have not decided how to prepare it or what to serve with it (beyond an arugula salad, on account of i have a lot of arugula)

every corporate decision comes down to money and clearly the economics for abc/disney outweighed the threats from the fascist government

keep the pressure on anyway; disney is a BDS target, keep making anti trans moves, and they have more money than god. maybe the pressure can get them to do something else good :)

me when my 32mm scale model Meiji Restoration-era Japanese village is out for delivery

i like being autistic :)

If you're an anarchist publicly dunking on communists or a communist publicly dunking on anarchists in September 2025, I am at the very least going to question your sense of timing.

if you’re curious at all about the history of japanese feminist movements, i think that setsu shigematsu’s A Scream From The Shadows is an incredible read.

It is really wild that the democrats can’t figure out how to win an election against a widely loathed game show host and a bunch of podcasters and influencers. It seems like they’ve gotten their shit together now though. All it’ll take is a slight move to the right and this time they will have it

Shanah Tovah, New York City. Here's to a sweet and hopeful New Year.

Izolde is an awesome part of our local trans community here in SF, and she regularly comes to Trans Nerd Meet Up. If you can spare any $$ to help her stay housed, please help! <3

in 8 minutes they are announcing that i cause autism 🙄

got called a “true san franciscan” for saying last nights quake was “only” a 4.3 hahahaha

they announced that im employee of the month in our all staff meeting and everyone was so nice to me 🙈

i woke up at like 2:56 partially because there was a decent sized earthquake and i am a light sleeper, but mostly bc my phone began to blare EARTHQUAKE, TAKE COVER lmao. i didnt know it did that 😹 anyway im too californian for earthquakes, i silenced the alarm and went back to sleep

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Shima. Shima is 24 and was studying graphic design before this. In December of 2023 she lost most of her family in an airstrike- only her and her sisters Basma, 29 and Noor, 21 survived the strike and they had significant injuries.

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

woke up as a skeleton and so obviously first thing i do is try playing my ribcage xylophonewise right? bad idea, i hit one rib and instantly pass out from the pain. don't even know what sound it made. life as a skeleton sucks. i gotta pee and i don't understand what to do about it

watching 3 days of the condor, it’s great

state of california has my DD and yet they insist on mailing me a paper check for a $3 refund lol

my wife says we can have meatball subs and watch a movie yayyyy

i left tumblr when they banned porn, and they’ve lost like a billion dollars from their porn ban. i have no problem leaving bluesky if they chose to limit art and speech and ban certain types of porn.

i’d say my general dislike of sourdough makes me a bad san franciscan but on the flip side i think dutch crunch is one of the best breads on gods green earth and apparently it isn’t really a thing elsewhere?!

finding out i am less of a sourdough hater than i thought (i just like milder ones). it’s funny to me bc i generally love tart and sour foods and don’t have much of a sweet tooth, but there’s just something about a particularly sour bread i find off putting.

Mech Pilot (🦋)

there is no hyperbole in this

“am i mixing up bush with hitler? which one paints dogs?”

felt like reposting those soft, intimate inks

my FiL is very liberal and works for a corporate car dealer as a trainer and travels to dealerships all over the country and both corporate and the dealerships are super MAGA 😬 the crazy part is it isnt even an american company, and it has a liberal image

We don't talk eough about how car dealers are one of the biggest bastions of conservatism in the United States.

explaining to my wife the difference between harry potter adults and disney adults is largely that disney adults are special agent dale coopers who believe in the goodness of america at their core

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.