Am shocked the invisible hand led to shitty outcomes just like it did the last time, and the time before that, and the time before tha...

Hope Israel doesn’t assassinate the Iranian negotiators again

God has exceedingly bad taste in chosen people

Foreign Minister Penny Wong has urged Lebanon to refrain from being bombed

Isn't she lovely

Writes AUD50bn AUKUS instalment novelty cheque less $10 for the swear jar

Who can tell what happens when I go to bed.Outside the front door.

What I'm saying is, stop what you're doing and remember this fine fellow. (and try to figure out how his one hand is doing all that) @brianstack153.bsky.social not a sad song, but a grand one!

who called it a giraffe and not a throat goat

April 1 prank done right:

Anyone know which variety?Looks RAF to me.

The #FAKGOOTHOTACA

Tony Abbott did the same thing and became Prime Minister

"The National Association Of Burning Clown-Car Operators issued a statement distancing itself from the Victorian Liberal Party. 'Their membership has been suspended' said the President Twiggy Gurgles. 'We want nothing to do with them.'"

Joy is resistance.

Sisyphus but every day he unsubscribes from marketing and promotion emails.

Heart emoji!

Just letting you know I've been in talks with Iran and they agree I won the war. The Milky Bars are on me.

Best thing about keeping chooks is the natives that get stuck in chookhouse.Had to escort a striated thornbill out today.

Says it all really.

Eating soup while drunk is fascinating because it either means you are at the absolute lowest point in your existence, or at a wedding

Not to say she wasn't a complete dickhead at times.Never loved anything as much.All birds are beautiful.

Today marks the first time the term "Ur So Gay" has ever been written in a High Court judgment, in the landmark Katie Perry v Katy Perry trade marks case (Katie won).

Just walked by a colleague's classroom after my class finished and he was talking about Elvis, getting blank stares and so he had to ask "Does anyone know who Elvis Presley is?" It's rough out here on these teaching streets.

David Squires is the king of "brilliant panels completely without context" www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Ronson is the one with eyes like currants in a bun.

Ronson calling.

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and Rupert Murdoch have done more harm to America than all the other immigrants combined.

You know, like he did to Gillard.

At old farm looked out to distant paddock and saw a bunch of lambs clustered around something.Got binoculars and saw it was a poor Echidna trying to run away.Not made for running.Their back feet are on backwards.

Lambs first encounter with...

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Looking forward to seeing the new Spinal Tap movie

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s... Pre-emptive consequences.

if you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation:

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s... The Gruadian so cowed it can't bring itself to say the crook is an Israeli.

Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.

Selling the thing that pays for the journalism? www.theguardian.com/media/2025/a...

Is anyone noticing the shitshow that is the internet age verification laws that have been enacted in the UK? Lucky that won't happen here.

As are teachers, presumably.

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne... The headline says laden.The first sentence says packed with explosives.Half a stick of Geli. You, The Guardian, are part of the problem.

An ill kempt bird.