Talarico: Every bar has that guy. He’s loud, he’s obnoxious, he makes all the women in the bar feel uncomfortable. He hears you say your name to the bartender and then adds his drink to your tab when you’re not looking. That’s Paxton. And I don’t know about y’all, but I’m done picking up his tab.

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Michelle Obama just delivered one of the best speeches I’ve ever heard. She upheld her husband’s legacy, defended the dignity of all people, appealed to our better angels, & reminded us of the America that we could be. What a contrast to the depravity occupying the White House.

#BlueskyResistance #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue Imagine. THIS is my country. Not the abomination the trump/Epstein class have put forth into the world.

I am in absolute tears watching and listening to Michelle Obama. A most passionate speech for the ages.

Schatz: "If this deal is so good, why can't the public see it? ... there is a reason they are not publishing this deal, and it's because makes plain that this is one of the biggest foreign policy blunders in many generations"

Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...

Hi Donald Trump, we're at Walter Reed! You don't remember that place? No wonder they give you that test you brag about—it's for 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙖. Anyway, you're never going to forget me—especially after I get to Congress. georgeconwayforcongress.com

Thank you President Obama. 🙏 I appreciate your honesty, intelligence, dignity, integrity, humility & humor. 👍 Looking forward to the opening of your Presidential Center this week! 👀 Wishing you & your family all the best & continued success, Mar🐫

Trump, Netanyahu and the GOP got the US into a new endless AND Illegal war that does not serve America’s interests. There must be political AND criminal consequences for their actions.

In case you forgot what it looks like when a real president gets the love at a game. You know, when the crowd actually wants the president there.

Today I spent $48.66 on gas and $52.37 on groceries. I have a mid-size 2018 Mazda CX5 SUV. It use to cost me $29-33 to fill up. Things like a bag of Purina Senior Cat food or Hartz Delectables has gone up $2.00. My cats are family and we will have to do something different regarding food. Why?🙄🖕🫤

Is this big? Because it seems big. www.notus.org/2026-electio...

Reminder: Trump was president during the election he says was rigged, and when Dems were in charge he won — which means either they really suck at rigging elections or he is full of shit. (Hint: it’s the latter)

Waited over 10 years for this ffs! Should have been the norm from the beginning!

If you are a member of the White House Press Corps, and you continue to refuse to speak up when the President of the United States uses his stature to demean other members of your profession based on their looks or physical mannerisms, find another source for your subject matter expert quotes.

🔥 “Trump has made a mockery of it all. There are corrupt people in government - nobody like this.” Hunter Biden on the obscene self-enrichment of Trump, Don Jr, Eric, Kushner, Ivanka, etc… and those who attacked him relentlessly for far less, without evidence, are silent.

Trump attacks Kristen Welker after she presses him on his false claims of rigged elections, abruptly ending the interview: "You're either crooked, or you're stupid."

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No wonder there are so many data centers going up. TT: @dhw331.43

So this happened today in my neighborhood just north of Houston, Texas, during the heavy rains. Thankfully, the game warden came and humanely took him away. Bye little fella.

So yesterday Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it. #DonaldTrump #StephenColbert

This is the first day in a world without CBS News Radio, which had been broadcasting since 1927. Through eighteen presidential administrations, nine popes, five British monarchs, and numerous wars. Nearly 100 years of journalism, gone like that. Bari Weiss killed it.

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

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Happy Caturday!

CBS canceled Colbert. join me—cancel CBS!

The Danish gov’t has installed floating platforms planted with wildflowers and native vegetation in the harbors and canals of Copenhagen, to create urban habitat sanctuaries for birds, bees, pollinators, insects, and even some aquatic life. #FlowersOfBluesky #InnovativeSolutions💡

Say goodbye to Stephen Colbert and then say goodbye to CBS. A network that loses Colbert loses its cultural relevance. Period. Please repost if you agree! #StephenColbert #Colbert #CBS

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

Can't thank Stephen Colbert enough for the decades of laughs he's given us. He's been positively therapeutic in these troubled times & I can't wait to see what he does next! 👀 (plus, he let me sit behind his desk) 🙏

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

Are the GOP in Congress going to say they don’t like the fund but there is no remedy for stopping it? Bullshit. The remedy is impeachment.

'The Late Show’s final cold open, released ahead of the show’s broadcast, features clips of late-night hosts past and present—and a few other TV legends for good measure—introducing Colbert one last time.

The Colbert Show was fantastic! Having Paul McCartney as the final guest was beyond perfection!

. The king no longer pays taxes. If there was ANY doubt that the U.S. IS NOW A FULL-BLOWN DICTATORSHIP, it’s gone now. The BIG, BEAUTIFUL FIGHT IS COMING. It’s time to prepare. Are you a COWARD or an AMERICAN…

Trump has been wearing an adult diaper going on two decades due to his drug & diet induced incontinence. He wears a girdle to reign in all the undigested meatloaf in his colon. He passes gas like a cow raised on milkshakes. Calling Talarico a vegan isn’t the own he thinks it is. Vote Dem, Texas!

NEW: 300+ Colorado Dems including elected officials, candidates, and organizers have signed a formal complaint asking the Colorado Democratic Party to censure Gov Jared Polis and block him from speaking at party events after he gave clemency to Tina Peters (first by @ryanhasaquestion.bsky.social)

NEW: Donald just STOLE $1.7B from us to pay insurrectionists. I have some important info about this. Please share widely.

Trump just stole $1.8B. He’s going to give it to his business, his kids, and people like Flynn, Eastman, Giuliani, and the Oath Keepers. He’s doing this without court approval or Congress. This is a crime, but there’s no one to prosecute it because the DoJ is in on it.

The Sound and the Fury signifying nothing, indeed

"So you agree RFK Jr should resign?. You're a pharmacist, Buddy. You know better than this." -- damn -- Auchincloss is not playing around with Rep. Carter

Katie Phang and Epstein survivor Danielle Bensky visit a new exhibition space in Tribeca where the Epstein files are bound in 3,237 physical volumes. “To see the person who scheduled me, who is still not behind bars—her name is here.”

Saverio, a 19 year-old Italian tuxedo cat, is living a happy life in the medieval streets of Poppi (Italy). He has become the official mascot of the village.