You know what defeats this urge? Catching a shiny. I caught a shiny Fletchling the other day and it's my new best friend. I can't restart the game now or I'd lose him and maybe never find him again (not likely, but still). #PokemonLegendsZA

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

"Drop on the deck and flop like a fish, motherfucker."

A second Pujols has hit the St. Louis Cardinals organization.

I see Jhostynxon Garcia's wearing #34. That's it. This kid has to be good if they gave him AJ's number. #LetsGoBucs #ThePassword

watching american diversity once again power us to olympic glory watching conservatives argue that diversity is a weakness

So when will the Penguins announce the Sid's Stoat Burning Night promo? #LetsGoPens

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

Seeing Nintendo and Illumination promote the hell out of the Super Mario Galaxy Movie is a breath of fresh air and makes me miss actual marketing campaigns for movies. Now we get "Here's a trailer. Please market our movie for us." Especially for originals.

Yes. #LetsGoBucs

I can't believe they got Harrison Ford to agree to do the #IndianaJones theme in #Shrinking 😂

All love to "Sailor Moon" in general, but Tuxedo Mask is the best.

My Top 3 (in no particular order): - The Stouffer's or On-Cor Salisbury Steaks. - In college, I used to make bootleg risotto (instant rice with butter and pre-grated parmesan cheese) in my dorm microwave. - PB&J, made in the morning and chilled in the fridge until lunchtime.

What I wouldn't give for a zen mode #LegendofZelda game set in the #BotW & #TotK style. I wanna explore Hyrule without fighting Ganon & his minions to save Zelda. Just unlock the map, find Koroks, & solve shrine puzzles. Basically, the opposite of a #HyruleWarriors game. I'm a pacifist, dammit!

Okay guys. Kazakhstan’s Shaidarov just did Kung Fu Fighting in a panda suit, got his ass kicked and then spun by Mortal Kombat dude and Spiderman, finished to Hit Me Baby One More Time and then hugged Jackie Chan. (Not a MadLib)

I've been mulling this over for the last few days and the Italian figure skaters in the gala they're showing today just stole it! That Macarena/YMCA/Cotton Eye Joe medley is literally what I immediately thought of, and they just did it themselves.

"Never bet against Cameron" has been a a battle cry for a quarter century now, but recently he's been advocating for replacing VFX artists with AI & advocating against a streaming company merging with a studio all to protect his massive budget alien fucking movies, and frankly it's fucking bullshit.

RIP Maz, my dad's first favorite Pirate.

The tragedy of John Fetterman is that he used to dress like a slob but have an encouraging spirt, making him an Oaf of Rugged Individuality, one of America’s great oaf groups. But now he dresses like a slob and whines all the time, making him an Oaf of Misery

We gotta be more than about how mad we can make Trump. That's partially why Newsom annoys me. He thinks he's gonna troll his way into the nomination and some of you are willing to let him. "But I like his social media!" That's not even him writing the posts what are you talking about

11 years?! Math sucks! Had to look it up because my memory about our backup catchers also sucks, but according to Google: Elias Diaz made his MLB debut with the Pirates in September 2015, which—I regret to inform you all—was 11 seasons ago...

If you see this, post a princess

This. The Obi Wan Kenobi series doesn't break Star Wars canon. If anything, it builds on it. In ANH, Leia literally reacts to the name "Ben Kenobi" as if he's someone she knows personally. "Anakin Skywalker is dead. I am what remains." Therefore, Force Ghost Hayden Christensen is allowed in ROTJ.

Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been

people think these tariffs are all just a joke, but don't forget this is how The Phantom Menace started

Bluesky should not get into this idea that blocking you is a problem. You can be blocked for any reason. You can be blocked because your pfp is annoying. You can be blocked because your vibe sucks. If you take this personally I think that’s also a reason you can be blocked.

It's completely deranged how many news outlets are partnering with "prediction markets" which are just gambling with a fancy name. You'd never watch CNN if it were sponsored by roulette or the concept of "double or nothing."

the thing about the Olympics is that they combine one of the most corrupt organizations in the world and also pure joy.

"There's still plenty of time left..." - sports announcer when there either is or is not plenty of time left

Every time you get a decent amount of the way through a Pokemon game for the first time, do you then have the urge to totally restart it because you realize you haven't been "building a team" as much as getting overwhelmed while collecting all the Pokemon, or are you all normal? #PokemonLegendsZA

I used to think about inequality as the outcome of large, flawed, and impersonal systems Now I am much more inclined to believe that motherfuckers are in a group chat actively conspiring to keep all women and non-whites down

Ben Cherington now working to find and sign "Andrew McCutcheon" just to spite all of us, including Cutch.

what a “We Didn’t Start the Fire” of a day

“why do you hate technology” as though “technology” were some discrete entity divorced entirely from the context of what it does and what it creates, rather than a category so broad as to constitute reality itself

if you floated on your back on the ocean surface above the Mariana Trench you would be as close to a plane flying above you as the sea floor below you

DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS

Pittsburgh, I'm confused. Are we rooting for Sweden because Penguins? To be clear, that's a good enough reason for me. #Olympics

Just saw some pictures from #SpringTraining in Bradenton today and realized Marcell Ozuna is wearing #24. And that's cool, cool, cool. It's not like that's basically been the most cursed number a #Pirates player can wear since 1993 or anything like that. Right? #LetsGoBucs

Me reading this whole damn thread:

Show me your Uber driver.

if you want me to embrace ai you need to first convince me it is the best use of trillions of (our) dollars and then you need to convince me its more than a fake hypergrowth ponzi scheme meant to funnel billions of taxpayer dollars into the pockets of billionaires

my kingdom for an electorate that, when throwing the bums out, does not immediately replace them with the previous bums

I feel like people forget that Star Wars is allowed to be fun. That's what this looks like: Fun Star Wars.

Nobody expected the zombie apocalypse to be digital.

Lucasfilm knows how to create great sunset shots in both Star Wars & Indiana Jones

Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content

What's your favorite Star Wars sport? What's it called when an antagonist sentences the protagonist(s) to death, locks them in a pit with the creature(s), but because they're Jedi they KO the creature(s) & escape? It happened twice (I don't think we talk about that much), so that makes it a sport.