Truly the hardest a congressperson has possible ever poasted, god bless and god rest MattY’s soul after this utter evisceration

honestly biggest sign that this is personalist authoritarianism with a New Right wing attached versus the other way around

i cant fucking believe out of many possible ways he used the groceries word fascination as the vector and it worked like a fucking pavlovian training

MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship! Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip

they said my Shahada was the best they'd ever seen, they were so impressed. they couldn't believe it. the means of production, we're going to be looking into it, looking into very strongly.

oh that political yaoi girl is gonna have a FEAST

this year has been batshit insane end to end but I think this press conference may take the cake for any single event

Genuinely think delta 9 and thca are the reason the heroin epidemic broke

Q: “Have you bought anything at cannabis shops in the city” Sliwa: “W H E N I W A S S H O T F I V E T I M E S”

sliwa derailing any kind of groove cuomo prays he can develop at every opportunity is the funniest shit I love him

you’re telling me sliwa is to the left of the median senate dem on ICE LMFAO

find you someone that loves you like Sliwa loves Pataki

this is the sort of thing that reaffirms my faith if only so that I can believe in an afterlife where this warrants a question or ten at the pearly gates

it’s wild how it feels like all the wheels fell off at once in the past, what, two hours?

god fucking dammit

the ballroom... it's a mausoleum!

going to bed but may we all wake up to The Notification tomorrow

Mutuals I can't recall seeing interact with each other before are several layers deep in QT dunks already. The vibes are bad

I look away for 30 fucking minutes

Was thinking about how Trump’s almost instinctive command of the attention economy came to surpass nearly everyone else’s and realized that it is, at least in part, because he is “America” in its most bastardized form: An amalgamation of our cultures bastardized to meet his own ends.

“Trump’s success is due, at least in part, his role in the arbitration of clout” is the sorta thing that will roll around my head for the foreseeable future

THERE IS NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN

putting out a bat signal for a specific quote that I cannot for the life of me find. often makes the rounds on here, something along the lines of “people heard the clattering of the institutions and didn’t bother to ask if they still were functioning”. I am going insane

A lot of our problem as a species is that the crisis in gender is coming to a head and the art that is supposed to bridge our way through it is lacking.

They’re calling him Donny the Diddler. Nobody’s ever diddled like him before. People are saying he’s the biggest diddler in history.

it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself

I have it on good word that the khalīfa of NYC has declared Jonathan Chait as legal game to be hunted for sport

your dick 🫵👇 shoot it now 💥🔫

"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"

he will be reincarnated as a beautiful lotus thank you for your service lander

Staten Island is Cuomo *+9*??????????????????

ALHAMDULILAH BARUCH HASHEM PRAISE THE LORD

chat I think I have found the true Everything App

fuck you for reminding me of this the few minutes (and months) after it dropped were actually some of the most nightmarish ever

We've spent far more time in exile than not. It's home for me.

he’s just feeding Starships to Rocket Hell now

Your honor i would like to ask the court for my own execution

A 🧵 on how Tehran may respond to direct American participation in the Israel-Iran war: Much of the commentary so far has assumed that, should Trump bring the US into the war, Iran would retaliate against American military targets closest at hand. I suggest that’s not where the real threat lies. 1/9

oh you must be fucking joking

they found Roko’s basilisk and, to their horror, it is woke

What a great day

No idea how to put this tactfully but it is uncomfortable how hauntingly mesmerizing missile interceptions are

oh so we’re doing this huh

truly fascinating how bad things have gotten in the last 48 hours alone

yeah he’s gonna invoke the act isn’t he

Depardieu jumpscare

when oomf reskeets strays towards your city 🥀🥀🥀