There’s a marked difference between people who watched their colleagues change and those who arrived after it had already happened. The former struggle with it constantly and the latter are born free.

Lord I could have walked home faster

In an Uber with Joe Rogan on and lord I forgot how fucking stupid this man is

LETS. FUCKING. GOOOOO

My world for an even semi-competent Japanese opposition party (チームみらい please god the crown is in the gutter)

Power to the people of Minnesota and Glory to the martyrs who defend the Republic

Holy shit, MoistCr1tikal posted a vid about the murder of Alex Pretti. It really has broken through

Davinki Twins

Oh come on I was about to go to sleep

Endlessly hilarious that bsky’s user growth model is just to wait for its competitor to shoot itself in the foot enough times that long time users migrate over, and perhaps more hilarious is that it actually works lmfao

"Meal team six, gravy seal motherfucker" is poetry on a scale few can hope to achieve.

yeah I'm the affordability president A - undermine the federal reserve's independence F - F - O - R -

Oh my fucking god what now

Seems the EU is beginning to take Trump’s words seriously and literally, which, considering how difficult of an ask that has been for its leaders since Jan 2025, gives credence to the veracity of the Greenland invasion plans. Clearly they have their own intel that parallels the daily mail story.

Okay but seriously, what viable defense does Europe have against a Greenland invasion that doesn’t just instantly destroy itself? Military retaliation is out of the question I’d imagine, so what’s left, bond sell offs in a world economy murder-suicide?

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

Yeah like, even if your inclination is to only bring cases you know you’re gonna win, there is different stuff at play here. If you’re signaling “we can’t protect you against these guys,” then they’re not just going to surrender, they’re gonna try to protect themselves and each other.

If it is in fact true that the Feds have the power to essentially make impossible any state or local investigations of agencies, then we have truly realized Fraenkel's dual state.

maybe he should resign

Nobody has proven themselves to be as pathetic as their critics claim as Tim Walz. Turns out you can just bully him into not running for re-election by spreading medieval antisemitic canards about a minority group in his state, then shoot a constituent in the face and he’ll do nothing.

That's not a reason not to try.

This press conference does not inspire hope, at all.

“the donroe doctrine”

wait so he’s still alive and free???? After an hour???? fucking câlisse just… god

oh this is the sort of thing that gets the retaliatory tariffs slapped right back on as if we needed 万税爷 alongside dementia war criminal grandpa

oh COME THE FUCK ON

Truly the hardest a congressperson has possible ever poasted, god bless and god rest MattY’s soul after this utter evisceration

honestly biggest sign that this is personalist authoritarianism with a New Right wing attached versus the other way around

i cant fucking believe out of many possible ways he used the groceries word fascination as the vector and it worked like a fucking pavlovian training

MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship! Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip

they said my Shahada was the best they'd ever seen, they were so impressed. they couldn't believe it. the means of production, we're going to be looking into it, looking into very strongly.

oh that political yaoi girl is gonna have a FEAST

this year has been batshit insane end to end but I think this press conference may take the cake for any single event

Genuinely think delta 9 and thca are the reason the heroin epidemic broke

Q: “Have you bought anything at cannabis shops in the city” Sliwa: “W H E N I W A S S H O T F I V E T I M E S”

sliwa derailing any kind of groove cuomo prays he can develop at every opportunity is the funniest shit I love him

you’re telling me sliwa is to the left of the median senate dem on ICE LMFAO

find you someone that loves you like Sliwa loves Pataki

this is the sort of thing that reaffirms my faith if only so that I can believe in an afterlife where this warrants a question or ten at the pearly gates

it’s wild how it feels like all the wheels fell off at once in the past, what, two hours?

god fucking dammit

the ballroom... it's a mausoleum!

going to bed but may we all wake up to The Notification tomorrow

Mutuals I can't recall seeing interact with each other before are several layers deep in QT dunks already. The vibes are bad

I look away for 30 fucking minutes

Was thinking about how Trump’s almost instinctive command of the attention economy came to surpass nearly everyone else’s and realized that it is, at least in part, because he is “America” in its most bastardized form: An amalgamation of our cultures bastardized to meet his own ends.

“Trump’s success is due, at least in part, his role in the arbitration of clout” is the sorta thing that will roll around my head for the foreseeable future

THERE IS NOTHING NEW UNDER THE SUN