Oh. Right. I own a PS5. Kinda forgot about that.

Thor and Volstagg are being very cavalier about the custody of these two small Earth kids who aren't even aware yet that their mom is dead. Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

I only looked for a few minutes but this seemed pretty baller.

bro YOU typo'd it?????

Around 2011, a friend asked me to burn her a CD for some reason I no longer recall. Immediately shut it off exactly ONE WORD into the second track and never listened to the rest. We are thankfully no longer friends.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Elect me as your next wildly unqualified president and I promise to ban pharmaceutical ads where they replace the lyrics of a famous song with the name of the drug. Also, every 2D Metal Gear gets a 3D remake, every 3D Metal Gear gets a 2D demake, and they all get AC!D versions.

Apparently I'm enough of a masochist to watch Madame Web after all and I must say that it was a bold creative decision to make every character in the movie the worst character in the movie. I want an Inheritor to eat them all.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

VenoMJ

Newsradio is on and you will never convince me that this is the same person. RIP Joe Rogan 1967 - 1999 Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan

stop!! stop doing this!!!! think about something else!!!! mosquitos are breeding in your mind

Photosynthesis.

I hate giving money to big evil corporations, but if YouTube's Not Interested and Don't Recommend Channel buttons actually did anything at all, I'd buy a Premium subscription today and never let the fucker lapse.

Making my way through The Twilight Zone because there are a bunch of episodes I've somehow still never seen. I always liked this one.

Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.

Samus brings hope. ⟪ My Links | My Sticker Shop ⟫

Are You There, God? God? God, You're On Mute. You're On Mute. God, You're, OK, Yep, We Can Hear You Now God, No, I Know, You'd Think We'd All Be Used To It By Now, Haha, Okay, So, It's Me, Margaret

I honestly don't even remember why I shout TONY DA TAX MAN every time I see Taskmaster but anyway HEY LOOK IT'S TONY DA TAX MAN

I appreciate that the first person you hear in Marvel Cosmic Invasion is Richie Rider, and that Matt Mercer just straight up used the Kanji Tatsumi voice, but now I need him to tell Annihilus to GET BENT.

What even is a horse? Looked one up and they just seem to be big fuck ugly dogs? No thank you. I already got burned when I went all-in on ducks.

🤍 sketch cmms

now that im *looking* at the lyrics of frosty the snowman, i think it might actually be about someone who got high and tried to run from the cops

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Randomly being added to weird Bluesky lists by strangers with whom I've never once interacted makes me wonder whatever happened to the proud pedo who spent years posing as my (non-existent) lawyer and harassing himself on sites I'd never even heard of and making a shitload of fake dating profiles.

America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.

Have a Very Merry #MutantMonday #XMEN

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

Yo if you had to make ten seconds of small talk with a stranger in the elevator and now you've spent half an hour repeating "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" and need to vomit MAKE SOME NOOOOOOIIIIIISSSSEEEE

professor x: don't worry, son. even the most grotesque of mutants is welcome here. what's your power? me: *tearing up* I deliver pizza

The Baba Yagaaaa

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

7️⃣ #ff7 #fanart #illustration #finalfantasy #art

Since I'm struggling to get back into drawing due to low-key burnout, here's some old work of mine. #watercolor #traditionalart #art #illustration #OCart

Potrisha ✦ sketchy comm 💜

Human artist! Quote with your cyberpunk art!

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

I know that Variety comedy list is low effort ragebait and I shouldn't feed the troll, but The Waterboy doesn't even make the top five Adam Sandler movies even if you limit it to early-ish stuff. I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:

Actually it's ephebophilia, Charlie Brown

These Sega collabs getting out of control

#毎日原画チャレンジ 今日は色紙の線画まで描いた

BIG MONEY IDEA #1: Search engine where you type in a thing and then it finds you that thing BIG MONEY IDEA #2 Music app where you hit Shuffle and then it takes all your songs and plays them in random order BIG MONEY IDEA #3: A social media network where the ownership doesn't actively hate you

Eh, deleted most of my thread. Had a long day of feeling stupid and wrong, and posting personal shit that's true but also wildly unbelievable seems like a great way to feel even more stupid and wrong. I really just want something to fucking believe in right about now.

Wrote silly fic, got attention, made industry connections, people literally BEGGING ME to make it a comic, told me to strike while iron was hot, forced by family to attend college before I was ready instead, domino effect of failures, finally struck when iron was ice cold, gave the fuck up on life.

Wow, what a crazy poem.