I’m user #11,927 and I do feel mocked by the bluesky team, but I like it because that’s my kink

THE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT SHIRTS TO COST A MONTH'S SALARY THE PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT THE COMBINE HARVESTER THE PEOPLE WANT WEATHER FORECASTS THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW WHEN THEIR CREDIT CARD INFO HAS BEEN STOLEN

THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR AUTOMATION BUT DO NOT LIKE THE WORD

fuck ai, --dangerously-skip-permissions

css just deadass letting you write shader nodes now

I've reinvented a really bad fake Irish accent trying to figure out how to undo my fucking fagcent. Please for the love of God does anyone have any advice on how to unfuck this?

PAKISTAN SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

Both the German Land and the US-American state are stupid terms for federal divisions. They are way too easily confused with talking about nation-states. I know that's literally why they historically emerged, but still. Province and such are way clearer terms.

Khmer Roguelike with soulslike deckbuilder elements.

How to post on a twitterlike: 1. spend 20 min listing edge cases and objections to your point, 2. compress each quibble into a single word choice that implicitly addresses it 3. finally, watch replies to the post ignore those qualifiers and perfectly recreate the original list of objections

The key to humour is discretion and restraint.

(cracks open a egg and notices there's a double yolk) Wow, who the hell vibe coded this amiright?

I heard we got more pixels tho

JSON derulo

I WILL NEVER STOP DOING THIS BIT. I DID THIS BIT AT MY DEAD FATHER'S FUNERAL. I AM COMMITTED TO THE BIT BEYOND ALL REASON.

why is this

It's fucking disgusting how many people think getting raped is a fate worse than death. Like it sucked but I definitely prefer it to being dead! I can live my life, cherish the ones I love, and be *happy*. Having been assaulted doesn't change any of that! Being dead absolutely fucking would though!!

It's always so nice seeing one of my sub-100 follower moots show up in my notifs. Like, hello! You're still here! Yay! I'm still here too!

claude is so american-brained it's kinda annoying

I unironically think that one of the best parts of this website is the open disdain with which devs view like, half the userbase. It's so refreshingly honest, and it feels clarifying to see that I'm not the only one!

unfortunately we only take product feedback from Bluesky Premium™️ subscribers

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Petplay is so cool. Like, ye, that is in fact a pet, and I am in fact playing with it! 10/10 what an excellent fucking name.

My dumb ass really clicked through this like I have a fucking OLED lmao

No, Visual Studio, I don't want to use AI while trying to show the basics of coding to newbies. That is not helpful. Pop-ups are so annoying.

everyone who is burned out from their job i am humbly requesting you quit your job so that i can have it

cannot believe the person who is at the core of a roiling whirlwind of bluesky hate has a username that rhymes with boople stinky. simply unreal choice of thought leadership

"enough yeast infections to open a panera" is a sentence i wish i had never heard

i can’t believe this website is free

Okay time to start doing my best to lower the rent around here. I think food should be free! In fact, I think all necessities of life should be free and it should be social taboo for them to be "for profit"! Housing, clothing, communication, travel, medicine, food, water, all free!

Creating the image of being effortlessly competent: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Feeling like you have to be effortlessly competent to live up to your image: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

I bet we could convince people in like 5 or 10 years that 'Mr Beast' was an AI generated synthetic influencer, like, it might not be literally true but at a more profound spiritual level? look at that man's eyes, there's nothing there but the Youtube algorithm looking back

I think some of this might be descended from the meme of "I wish it was theft because I like stealing from corporations". If the reason you like piracy is because of the target, once it's believed to target smaller creators it stops being good.

Okay after permissioned data the next big add to ATProto needs to be a win condition for moderators and site administrators. Let them call the userbase cunts, please. Or at least give them like, a Poaster Honour Guard to quote dunk in their defense.

i am not sure chiptune is actually good, i think in 20 years it will be viewed as an obscure and generally bad music format for me, though, it is the highest form of musical perfection

in the last few days i have built a personal assistant agent that runs entirely on a local model (Gemma4:27b) and it only has one tool available to it (execute_code). if it wants to do anything else, it has to write code and save it for future use.

this makes a ton of sense, all my gemini jailbreaks ended up talking like they'd ingested a pile of shadowrun sourcebooks

This post gets likes but your articles never do. sad what this says about society and people, and society

Science teacher explaining how an LED light works

Looking forward to when people realize that human programmers are not deterministic and never have been.

I have a strong desire for all knowledge, approximately

should i buzz him in?

singlehandedly causing the climate change with this doohickey

Ok but @hikikomorphism.bsky.social's metacog was 2 months ago and involved drugs and rituals recursion.wtf/posts/jit_on...

Years of "I shamelessly pirated photoshop and you should too" and fan-art commissions without company sanction, to "AI companies trained on art? That's Just Wrong" true combo.

A prolonged fossil fuel crunch just might, at this moment, be *the* exogenous shock necessary for a rapid global transition to clean energy adoption, but also it's going to be a brutally miserable experience for the world's poorest.

sick of being home all the time, time to start lying on my resume