Fun fact is that this is completely legal

Tonight, should Allah will it, his aim will not falter.

tbh after this fiasco @katie.bzky.team has officially been upgraded from Upstanding Netizen to GOAT. Everyone go do HRT and kiss as many or as few people as you like for whatever reasons you like (shoutout to my aro/acespec homies especially) and don't be a fucking prude about others' relationships.

This complaint makes sense if you're a random guy but not if you are an actual civil servant who worked in the White House and especially if you worked on this actual portfolio?

Look, I get that LinkedIn posts are transactional, but it’s pretty rare you get them this blunt

Yeah no you're right we are all promiscuous whores who can't commit to a serious relationship. Yeah no we'd definitely be happier in monogamy. You're so right. So radical. Poly people definitely have had it too easy, thanks for taking us down a notch, we definitely needed it.

It's so cool being poly and bi. I feel so accepted by the queer community. People are so cool about both of those things. I definitely never see otherwise sensible people just casually posting insanely bigoted shit about both of those groups with a wafer-thin fig leaf like "well not *all* of you".

I'm so happy my parents didn't have parental permission API or a "trusted platform for kids"

"Why are you building this? Who exactly is it for? Wh-" Me. And there's a lot of me's. You'd be shocked at how many me's there are.

if you find that anyone is able to pull off the Jacket from Drive, know that this is an omen of disaster, and stage an intervention

Update on the German guy discovering Atlanta while he's there for the world cup

As a Pakistani trans woman, I don't know that I'll ever be able to come out. That's why this Pride Month, I'm partnering with Star Citizen—

i think that it is probably bad to heavily use LLMs when writing but probably not as bad as citing a MIT Media Lab study based on a technique less reliable than phrenology

if you are not given several meals worth of food at once they either don't like you or you're eating somewhere with too many Michelin stars for me to ever step inside

Wait that's what that's called? Also isn't it Do It, Do It Right, Do It Fast, Do It Cheap?

Aides roused Secretary of War Pete Hegseth at 3 AM last night to warn him of the impending Israeli attacks. But this is hardly the first time that Mr. Hegseth has been awakened by the promise of shots.

I am sure they learn new tricks every couple of years just to fuck with us.

Always something new with these mfers

Why would I want revenue though? If it's that cheap to build them, why wouldn't I just build neat little apps and then throw them out into the world like that stupid little boat in the Inheritance Cycle books.

post that made me bite my fist to avoid screaming

I've been saying I'd do it for years, but finally,

The Wappa is peak. Best design for a "flying bike" sort of thing ever.

"Hot take," *dumps liquid oxygen into my feed*

Do nothing and cry

I think making me learn about European history should be illegal actually. What the fuck. That was actually depressing.

Is Macron proud that he sat around and did nothing while Beirut was bombed and the Iranians have now done the opposite

Everyone believes that their version of do nothing and cry is the smartest and wisest version of

US policy towards Israel has long been do nothing and then cry so he's actually just finally being the statesman that everyone hoped he would become

>Threadripper >no RAM 6 lakh ka paperweight

Bro thinks he's Sin Kiske.

sometimes a crossword puzzle will just fuck up your whole weekend

this week marks 10 years since "milkshake duck" was coined

This can't be right, Barak Ravid told me that Donald Trump epicly dunked on Netanyahu and that a ceasefire will be around any minute.

What's the most ethical way to put the fear of God into CA Dems?

Music teachers not teaching audio engineering is fucking malpractice please I'm begging you none of these guitarists know how to cut their transients and it's making me physically wince every time I hear them play because the edgy 2KHz to 4KHz band is so loud it just drowns out everything else.

The audio-visual is not generative AI it's good ol fashioned algorithmic python but it did make me think about how arbitrary the line is bc this too is just calculus.

i mean i detect no lie one is often *able* to make a meeting that one does not *actually* make? this is just good use of the denotative sense of words!!!

I am sometimes reminded that most people do not consider this the Standard Naan Size and it always throws me. (For context, this shape and size is standard in the south of Pakistan and in Afghanistan, whereas a smaller round shape is standard in the north, and I believe in more eastward countries.)

Writing a disclaimer about AI coding (Which Steam doesn't even require) is like writing a disclaimer about using an IDE

I made a viewer for transcribed audio that makes every word take up width by its duration so the playhead can move at a constant speed through it.

this girl has finally acquired good shoes please clap

I like Punch Mushroom though. He combines the best elements of a mushroom and punching people for a really standout character design.

Superintelligence is when Anthropic lets me remove my fucking card authorization from their website.

superintelligence is when Anthropic makes a website that feels nice to use

don quixote's out here finding new and exciting windmills

Regardless this is now a new dynamic where Israel bombing Beirut means much of the north of Israel is now completely shut down due to a response from Iran

mom: how much damage did you do to the car? me: $3000 or $47 depending on how you count"