I love Boston. It’s so exotic. I’m sitting in a coffee shop and the male barista just said “it’s always been hard for me to be fully homophobic because my moms are lesbians”

i try to tune out the pro natalist freak couple with the stupid glasses so i missed the detail that they literally want to bring back cross of honor of the german mother

Just heard a woman do that classic ojousama laugh in a cafe, as just her normal laugh, repeatedly. I did not know such a woman really existed. My partner looked up in shock, his coffee mug frozen at his lips, and we just stared at one another in silence.

This is the simplest and most obvious explanation.

“You never told me why you transitioned. Was it the dysphoria,” asked my wife. “No, not really.” “Societal perceptions? Body mods?” “Nope.” “Well, what was it then?” “I want to be better at magjrr…,” I mumbled. “At what?” “At MAGIC THE GATHERING,” I shouted, tears streaming down my face.

I just hate hot takes man, I hate the way they’re written, I hate how dumb they are, I hate that nobody checks in on their own theories to check if they were correct. I hate looking at peoples shit hot takes!!

I honestly don’t know if I’d even vote for the Bluesky zoomer running for Congress over the incumbent but I’m considering donating 20 bucks to her just because she’s making 10% of the people on here so angry for hilarious reasons

I dunno why I still let these "reasonable concerns" freaks who spend months pretending to be on the fence before revealing they have always been anti-trans extremists get to me. Why are they so uniquely frustrating?

Okay, here me out: No one, literally no company and no people, should ever make another super hero movie or television show ever again. It's over. It's done. Enough.

few things are more entertaining than seeing the "american" section of a grocery store somewhere else in the world and it's just 14 types of candy and jarred hot dogs. like yep, nailed it

treat 9/11 is nigh

Every community note about trans people

whenever i see people posting their own “ACAB includes ___” posts i get PTSD flashbacks to 4 years ago when i posted a police car themed children shopping cart and a segment of twitter genuinely got enraged at me for it

great news everyone, after receiving one (1) unemployment check i have been "randomly selected" for a mandatory miserable, worthless bureaucratic nightmare reemployment assistance program that i have to complete or they'll dump me from unemployment

“baseball players all get shorter day” should be a national holiday

being the richest person in the world and the president of the united states can’t even stop this guy from continuing to crash out

they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now

responsible adult breakfast

something penis this way cums?

sorry but if youre afraid of trans women youre a fucking pussy

can anybody give me 60 dollars :))))

Having a dream where I’m forcibly injected with an unknown substance multiple times against my will SOUNDS hot in the right context, but I can assure you that it was very much a traumatic experience and not an erotic one.

i wake up everyday thinking about this

This is like, 80-90% of people who did major events in human history

how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar

new anti communism argument nobody has ever heard before: "ERM communism is great on paper but TERRIBLE in practice"

this kind of thing

one of the stupidest things i have had the misfortune of reading today and i am sharing it with you.

Since my fursona is consistently more popular than I am, I figure I should share the Original Mattie Post here

You know if millitary recruiters come to your school or whatever you can just eat the pamphlets while making eye contact it wont do anything but theyll be really freaked out

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

love watching cabaret because everytime its more oh god its now its now

"nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes" style of thinking

Leftists imagining resistance: Imagine *not* buying a burger

a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

They suck equally hard.

"rejection therapy" is crazy cause like yeah im sure youre more confident making other peoples day worse on purpose

I AM NOT THE MUPPET JOKER

I wore a pink jacket to match the umbrella I got for my birthday 33 BITCHES 😎

i think morrissey was replaced

I cannot imagine the horror of being woken up and being told you're being shipped to a men's prison

what are the four pieces of Content that best represent the inner light of your being

We used to all hold our breath hoping a shooter wasn’t a Muslim or a trans person. Now we gotta worry if the air traffic controller was Black?! Do you see how far they have moved the window?

Twitter is so transparently anti free speech and pro hate. I dunno why anyone pretends otherwise Banned for saying cis, fine saying pedo freaks

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country