This woman wrote a glowing review of Tropical Gardens Hot Tub & Tanning in Daly City and I’m staring at this as hard as I can before I go to sleep so I can meet her in my dream

I was watching the figure skating and the commentator said Alysa Liu "is skating out there in an invisible bubble and that makes her dangerous!" and I can't stop laughing...wtf kind of thing is that to say

Pretty into who the algo thinks I am currently

PEOPLE WHO DON'T WORK WITH THEIR HANDS ARE PARASITES

This Upton Sinclair quote never misses “It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

I saw this car that had a beautifully decaying paint job

I saw a walrus skull yesterday and I was kinda flummoxed by it to be honest. Obviously I must have seen one before but I never really thought about it. Seems like too much bone

I’m rewatching The Great Muppet Caper and I realized something

I’m rewatching The Great Muppet Caper and I realized something

RIP to a real one

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I kind of need to be institutionalized every day between 1-4pm

Marginal Muppets

A long wet lunch

Fucker Bowl

I found the century-old antique medical bottle dump behind the hospital

Me reading this article out loud

I think this stuff could solve a lot of problems for me

I love shit like this because I just automatically imagine a years-long deteriorating psychodrama between her and the show’s hairstylist

Look what happened to my Paris Hilton brand corkscrew. Why would she do this to me

Gently laying my hand on the backpack full of live crabs like it’s a pregnant lady’s belly

i think if someone did this to me right now it would help get rid of toxins and promote circulation

I let the cares float off to I don't know where

remake of Blue Sunshine but instead of LSD its elderly millenials getting one-shotted by all these adaptogen non-alcoholic canned cocktails we're guzzling

I don’t know what the fuck is going on on Instagram but my (private) account is restricted because I posted this meme in 2022

I worked on this and I want you to promise to go see it

The one time it was actually a mannequin

If you are waiting for a sense of conscience to kick in, you are fooling yourself. This will stop when we make it stop.

there’s another way, another timeline, where art matters, and taking care of each other matters, and joy matters, and it’s worth figuring out how to get there, together

MUCH WAS DECIDED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN

If anyone wants to tell me what this root is that would be great. iNaturalist doesn’t know and the clankers say it’s cassava

living in this country is like being awake on the table

Absolute units

Hanging on to my Christmas tree like Miss Havisham’s wedding dress to make up for the 2 days without power right before Christmas

Nine Delights 2026

I think Flamingo Substation is a beautiful name for a girl

Merry Christmas look at this beautiful handful of Japanese restaurant display shrimp my husband gave me

This is so fucked lol

I did eventually finish working on this movie but the jars of sand…alas, a shambles

pushing paint around despite Everything

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

Look, if this sale is blocked on the grounds of “too gay” I’ll take it

Nah but who the fuck is Gavin Newsom to tell me what is normal? He be fully chubbed up in tight ass wranglers tearing down homeless encampments with his bare hands

I just found this apron at a vintage store where the owner didn’t know who W.C. Fields was so the tag just said “weird dude apron” which, to be fair, is accurate if not precise

I know this isn’t important but this lady really gives me the willies because she likely doesn’t exist and I keep imagining her as a physical object that is this same back view on on all sides