I’m not remotely Catholic, but I seem to recall when Pope John Paul II passed away, it was with thousands of people outside his window, singing hymns. If this is Giuliani’s time, I hope he knows that there are many more of us out here, throwing rancid fruit until Hell swallows him whole.

“Saphier’s 2021 book, "Panic Attack," criticizes pandemic-era shutdowns and school closures — views that align with those of several top health officials, including Kennedy…” Would be nice if he’d even once nominate a serious honest well-qualified public health expert.

RFK Jr is a nut. HHS spokesperson had to clarify/correct: “Asked later about the guidance, however, HHS spokesperson Andrew Nixon said in a statement that it "does not establish new mandates, change Medicare Conditions of Participation, or create any new penalties for hospitals or nursing homes."

🤔

#WhenMyBlackCatGivesOrders She’s channeling Pyewacket

My dog has no idea he’s at his own birthday party and honestly that feels on brand.

Was anyone else locked out of their account for 2 days?

There's no way there was only one worm in RFK Jr.'s brain. That dead one was just a decoy left by the worms in control. When you think about it, it really explains his love for roadkill.

Stormy rain and wind squall passing through just now gave me this gift. Sorry I cut to top off a bit in the photo, but I was on our patio being pelted with sideways rain. 🤣🌦️🌈

"Trash panda!? I'm a princess!"

Serijously?

I'm not saying I smoke a lot of weed but my credit score is 420

#Parkinsons sucks #Dementia sucks Many people with Parkinson’s Disease also develop PD Dementia, especially those who are older and have had PD for a long time. Body & mind slowly degrading to the point of complete dysfunction. It’s heartbreaking to watch someone you care about suffer through that.

🤬🤬🤬 This shit can never be reversed or undone. The only way to save these lands and ecosystems is to stop this insanity before the destruction.

Take that doordash. youtu.be/c4qXFbCHm3s?...

Was this app down for a few hours?

Do I have to get up?

😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏

🎶🔥🎶🔥🎶 youtu.be/x6QZn9xiuOE?...

They say that crime doesn't pay, but then, neither does working for minimum wage.

That time I realized I don’t have a pair #MakesMeClutchMyPearls - Mike Johnsonless

He’s pretty much done now. We should all be celebrating.

I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning. I've saved so many dogs.

I went to my favourite soup restaurant because they have a patio. Unfortunately, it started to rain and it took me four hours and a straw to finally eat it all.

YOU AND REPUBLIKKKANS ARE TRYING YOUR HARDEST TO LOSE THE MIDTERMS, CHUMPSTER......

He’s pretty much done now. We should all be celebrating.

There is great evil among us. Unfortunately, it has infiltrated our government from top to bottom, and the worst of it is at the top.

An oldie from Aug 2017

Your actual date of birth is the day when you learn how to laugh.

Blessed are the Cheetosmakers

Imagine being MAGA, bitching about Biden but jumping up & down when your student loan gets wiped. Then it gets clawed back. Now you have to watch this asshole burn billions, throw money away to print new signed money while you can't make rent and you have a 50k loan thats 90k now on your back 🤦🏻‍♀️

Trump’s Iran War Update…

They say that dogs are man's best friend... leaving me to wonder if dogs didn't come up short in the deal.

Got to go for a walk today. Felt the fresh air washing the stress off my face, heard the cheerful and serene song of the red-wing blackbirds in the reeds around the pond, and saw this pretty tree in full bloom just a few days ahead of its neighbors. ☺️💜

What are reindeer harnesses?

What is a twisted web of lies?

We saw many other huge Sequoias, but mostly named for assholes, like Generals, the House, the Senate, then 😮 the "President Tree", and who's that!—👩‍🔬:😭—Holly wanted to burn the MF down, but 👩‍🔬 said: that's prison time—👩‍🔬:💯—but allowed Holly to burn a flag in the parking lot at the end of our hike—👩‍🔬:🇺🇸🔥😁

What is Resistance Assistance?

@sassy1.bsky.social Trump bought his cabinet new underwear 😂😂😂

They misspelled the word “imaginary”. 🦄 👇

I live vicariously through all your nice weather posts.

Ron Johnson can go suck a pickled badger turd. 💩 👇

No way, not the guy in charge of getting rid of fraud

@markmason13.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/thed...

Did he get it?

You had one job, Ides.

The cool air up here makes me so happy

If the early bird gets the worm, can I sleep in and get some bacon?

*flings poo at the other monkey troupe*