A friend recently introduced me to the Discworld series by Terry Pratchett, and I've been thoroughly enjoying every bit of what I've read so far. He had an exquisite knack for a descriptive turn of phrase, and this one had me laughing out loud at lunch today. Fortunately, I wasn't asked to leave.

I'm so old, I remember having to carry my luggage because it didn't have wheels.

#MusicChallenge #SoundtrackThis 12/4 - Hungover youtu.be/lZ1KBCSkH_Q?...

His tiny little hands can barely hold up his gigantic, bloated head. 🤣😀

while we are on the subject of the Trump/Hegseth war crime murders we can ALSO talk Epstein Files files.

#InsteadOfTurkeyLetsHave Anything you want

Many rednecks keep them as pets right now.

What is too fat to run in the exercise wheel?

If you aren't the most experienced cooking a turkey or have any anxiety, buy an oven bag. Cooks near twice as fast and juicy every time. A meat thermometer in the thickest part is the easiest way to a perfect bird. Pull it from the oven at 160⁰ and rest it for 30 minutes.

Licks bacon grease off phone screen. Continues posting.

#foodrelishesinasongormovie The Yellow Mustard Rolls

One Taco over the Line #easymealsinasongormovie

So many lies come in the form of promises...

My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.

Great song!

Remembrance Day, November 11th/ 2025. Lest We Forget. My dad & his brothers served in WWII.

The 70s seem so much better than the 00s when you put it this way

#MockACocktail damn it!!! This Gargle Blaster isn't even Bi-Galactic

Where have you beignet all my life?

For our hike today, we hiked 4 miles on the Pacific Crest Trail, a little west of Klamath Falls, and the Holly turned a ten mile hike, into eleven, with a wrong turn, just as it was starting to rain—:👩‍🔬😠. We also saw a snow shelter, stocked to make coffee, but bring your own grounds.

Only @lettucewrangler.bsky.social can stop this.

Do you really do a huge remodel with “your own money” if you are planning to leave in a few years?

What are robber baron baby bumpers?

#AtThisPoint There is no turning back.

The problem with this country is the lines to buy a lottery ticket are longer than the lines to vote.

Who is metalhead, actor Anthony Hopkins?

Whines of the White House wine collection

Happy Friday. 😊

I need a massage, but they are so expensive. I think old people should get a large discount since we don't have a lot of muscle. It's not as if I want them to massage my fat.

Tough to blame China for not wanting to deal with the tariff-on/tariff-off country.

Democrats have shut down the government …

Pretty disappointed to hear that the new Predator movie isn’t set in South Dakota

Sign suggestion for Oct 18.

#ServingUpTheTea and wearing tutus.

The things people will believe is astonishing. At a table in front of the grocery store today sat a woman soliciting signatures on a petition for an initiative to “keep boys out of girls sports.” I shook my head and frowned at her, but I wanted to shout “BOYS ARE NOT IN GIRLS SPORTS YOUR MORON!”

Halloween is in full swing in #Vancouver, just in time for Canadian Thanksgiving 👻

When I'm trying to attract a mate, #MyWayOfCommunicationIs to inflate my throat sac with as much air as possible, thrust it out as far as I can, and hope for the best.

Never become so old in your soul that your heart forgets how to laugh.

Who is Suzy Nightstick?

In this day and age, it's hard to believe that prudes still exist.

Is he really shutting down the government to keep the Epstein files from getting out?

The answer is Graham Greene. #FilmSky

Oh crap, I accidentally said exactly what I wanted to, again.

Get a taste of your own medicine. #svengoolie

I run a daily marathon where my thoughts race frantically, but never cross the finish line.

#IRaiseMyVoiceOnlyWhen I need a little attention. 🤭

Wow! That is a very cool photo. Both beautiful, but that first one is quite unique.