GrossMzConduct
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Stay at home comedian, sorcerous of laughter, procurer of impropriety 🚫DMs
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
14 days ago
we got your genetic tests back and it’s definitely maybelline
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SethFromThe716
30 days ago
There are some people who go into law enforcement because encounters with bad cops made an impression, so they wanted to do it the right way. This mentality does not exist in ICE. The agency's entire concept is based on hate and wanting to hurt people and disrupt their lives.
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Life is a Crapshoot
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The Phrase of the Day is “Connedsolation Prize”
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about 1 month ago
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The Word of the Day is “Cuntsistently”
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about 1 month ago
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Mr. President, is that you?
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about 1 month ago
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Chames
3 months ago
i accidentally bought family size wheat thins instead of party size this whole night is bullshit
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Boycott by Default
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3 months ago
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I’m feeling like a Republican in this filter
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Nightmare at MaraLago
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MAGA Crisis Line
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Jake_Vig
4 months ago
Flavored Seltzer: What If Bubbly Water Had Just Enough Of A Shadow Of Flavor To Annoy You?™️
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Faking News, this just in …
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Democrats have shut down the government …
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Whines of the White House wine collection
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Is it ever very little to one’s chagrin?
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dr Quinn, medicine weirdo
5 months ago
some people's third eye is their butthole
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Subtlety downgrade a band Lady Gu Gu
5 months ago
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Breaking News
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Transgender bullets?
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Welcome to the One Liner Diner
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It’s not always the dogs fault
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And now or something completely different …
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Marilyn
6 months ago
If it’s a hoax, why was epstein murdered or why did he commit suicide? ghislaine is still doing time over a hoax? When did trump become an FBI informant? All of those pics of trump & epstein with very young girls… The king of the world should be frying in a chair.🤬😡
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Breaking news, this just in …#PoliticalSatire
#ComedySkit
#BreakingNews
#FakeNews
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I feel like a Republican in this hat
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6 months ago
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Poof! I feel like a Republican in this hat
#politicalSatire
#FunWithFilters
#ComedySkit
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Breaking news
#PoliticalSatire
#ComedySkit
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The Windy City
#politicalsatire
#comedyskit
#FunWithFilters
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Just Mike
6 months ago
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Frankenfreckle
9 months ago
Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's day card out of my psychiatrists bills.
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Nappy Dolemite
10 months ago
ME: Magic 8-Ball, should I go out? MY BAG OF COCAINE: Yeah. And drive fast. And get hookers.
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Uncle Kermit
10 months ago
I've been carrying this inside me for a long time and I'm just going to say it, The Gruesomes from the Flintstones were just a rip off of the Adams Family.
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Jake_Vig
10 months ago
🎶You're a, Pope-killer, Eye-liner, Couch-fucker, don't you mess around with me!🎶
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Marilyn
11 months ago
Trump is an absolute lunatic. He won’t be around forever, thank god.
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Uncle Kermit
11 months ago
I was invited to an orgy once but it was just because the host wanted everyone to leave.
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HumpDayHashTags
11 months ago
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
11 months ago
If you’re tempted to reply to a joke post with: •picky factual correction •humorless literalism •self righteous scolding •your strident personal politics …Stop. You’re sucking the life out of the platform. Take your typing hand and slap yourself across the face instead.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
11 months ago
Fruit cocktail is the most disappointing of all the cocktails.
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
11 months ago
ah yes boo berry the spookiest of all the cereals
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This filter has got some cling to it
#PoliticalSatire
#FunWithFilters
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Help! I’ve fallen in this filter and I can’t get up
#PoliticalSatire
#FunWithFilters
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Salty MacTavish
11 months ago
Haven’t heard much about queefs lately. We can do better. Let’s make some noise people
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ash
11 months ago
I want to go out. But, with fun people. Wasn’t the best way to say no.
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♥️♠️Pam♦️♣️
11 months ago
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Feeling like a billion bucks…
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ash
11 months ago
Casually looking away from the driver at the red stop light after I smiled and waved at his dog.
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