oh hey look i was there earlier

chat he didn't get me ANY snipes... should I kill and eat him,m?m?

pawing and meowing at the Costco shrimpes until my owner (bf) gets some

ウマ, no, 娘

do... something?? i guess oracle does something

pinky gets some help

I am suspecting the next two weeks will require multiple ice cream sandwiches

Nyah hah hah hah!

Ohhh, I know what it is. You've come for the trinkets, haven't you?

am i playing monster hunter right

life as i am under 5'4"

you know what. fuck it i hereby declare tuesdays are now タイプシット tuesday

they should put me down... onto a mattress and tuck em in to bed

me type creture

Autism defined by Autistic people:

too soon

the chimes tange..... in front of our eyes

🧋

Are women bourgeois?

om.g... my推し…

teacher wrote a really kind and heartfelt comment too which is really nice

“why do you play blue archive?” me:

the thing about the tiger is that it is not a black cat or a white cat or an orange cat. it is all three cats. because it is bigger

what if we were magical girl drinks in the same refrigerator... what would u do..

got a 100 on my architecture final :) even though I thought I'd do horribly

Not yucking anyone’s yum here, not saying it’s wrong or bad. But personally I don’t understand art with enormously inhuman boobs. Same for many video game avatars. Can I get average and sub average options on avatars please

DO I MAKE YOU HORNY, BABY... ... DO I? O o , ~~~ LOCOS GATOS... ...MEOW

fat ass aah cat trapped me against this chair

omg crazy reference,,

tbh i would melt if hotori called me お宝ちゃん

the solution?:? keeping a fan next to my bed *laughs away princessly oohoohoohooo*

girl after taking the hrt that turns you into a robot: i went from dead inside to intel inside

when it makes the joke work any pronoun is correct

phone autocorrected estrogen to destruction and i guess now i want to blow something up

imagine how hard a nap in one of these would go tho

Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.

oh to be a creature splish splashing in the mud

1984

It's kinda wild that we decided as a species that it should cost money to take up space somewhere. like thousands of dollars worth of money too just to exist. or else you die probably

and so late at night 2...

you seriously cannot tell me that it's literally 83°f in my room and 73 outside.. this is horrible

@techconnectify.bsky.social Minivan superiority confirmed

this video fucking kills me

art trade with @bommitball.bsky.social !!!!

oh... i found a nice me sized spot to sit in and enjoy....