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Meet the “yellow line.” Mark my word, this won’t be some kind of temporary thing that will soon be irrelevant when Israel withdraws further. I suspect we’ll be continuing to refer to it for many years. (I hope I’m wrong).

Hey people complaining about Janet Mills entering the Maine Senate primary: if your dude can't beat her (an extremely popular sitting Governor with an excellent chance at the General) then how are you going to beat Susan Collins?

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old. There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

Honoring the life of the legendary king of lox, coffee, cheese, Saul Zabar, as well as his exacting standards of excellence for Zabars. Saul will now forever grace the #WestSide’s 79th Street 1 subway station thanks to the @mta.info. May his memory be a blessing.

Of all the things you could say when trying to make Woody Allen seem endearing... "She's like a daughter to him" is a goddamn CHOICE!

Puerto Rico and DC—both part of the US, of course—collectively have more than 4 times the population of South Dakota, which Thune represents.

a certain candidate does not post on this platform so I will share this roundabout shot and chaser for all to see

Shit, may be time to get laid off again.

Once again: If you want to kill somebody, make sure to do it with a car

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This morning there is one Nobel Peace Prize winner, 8.1 billion or so people who did not win the Nobel Peace Prize, and one Nobel Peace Prize loser.

Then, next year, they can give it to themselves!

Hear me out: Tomorrow, the Nobel Committee should award the Peace Prize to Barack Hussein Obama. Did he deserve it the first time? Probably not. Does he deserve it this time? Absolutely not. Would it cause the current president's head to explode? Yes. Ipso facto: Give Barry the Nobel again!

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Minus his dementia and incapacity, that is

more like Naive Knell, amiright?

This is A Minor victory for Lamar

All conspiracy theories eventually lead to antisemitism.

israel has been holding over 1,700 people hostage the whole time it has been demanding the release of its hostages

Not getting paid? The 13th Amendment has something to say about that.

Three absolute truths: 1) There's nothing wrong with being a Palestinian. 2) Chuck Schumer isn't one. 3) Calling Chuck Schumer a Palestinian is antisemitic.

Are you a lawyer? Do you enjoy working on small teams tackling big things? We’re hiring a senior counsel. jobs.gem.com/bluesky/am9i...

the new Western District of Alaska will need judges, and there's no reason that Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Barret, JJ, shouldn't be reassigned to fill those seats.

📍 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋: Apple removed Eyes Up — an app designed to archive videos of ICE abuses for court use — even though it didn’t offer real-time tracking. Its removal suggests the crackdown on ICE-spotting tools goes beyond “public safety” claims. #AbuseofPowerWatch

You do not have to hand it to Trump even if he brings peace to Israel and Palestine and achieves the long delayed goal of a Palestinian state

A hangout place you can bring your work laptop to with the sole purpose of not doing any work. It's called Shirk Shack.

This is the crucial bit. It's fine if Justices are ideological. In fact, they *should* be ideological, i.e., have a consistent heuristic for adjudicating cases. The problem with the Sinister Six isn't that they're ideological. It's that they're rapid partisans.

Netanyahu just clarified that Marwan Barghouti -- convicted in planning an attack that killed 5 Israelis -- is not going to be released. This is unfortunate. While releasing those with blood on their hand is a difficult decision, who doesn't have blood on their hand at this point on either side?

Ilan Zvi Baron on the complicated, contested relationship between Diaspora Jews and Israel. He argues that the "taboo" among Uk academics does more harm than good, leaving the terrain open to those with a political interest in defining that relationship one way or another.

it's about him visiting the americas to minister to the nephites and lamanites

Before Gaza, if you said the words "genocide" and "Jewish" together, people would first think of the Holocaust. Now, for a whole generation, if you say those words, they will think of Gaza as much as Treblinka. The Jewish community has not yet reckoned with what this will do to collective memory.

Chicago federal court chief judge says she has not requested National Guard for courthouse

Unlikely, given his status as a Peruvian illegal immigrant.

This is one of the rare times in Illinois politics when you could call for the governor to be jailed and be incorrect.

Not late enough

"petition the goernment for redress of grievances when it's convenient for us"

A regrettable thing about being a parent in these times is that so many public figures’ names fit perfectly into “Baby Shark” and once you mentally hear it, even once, you can’t read them any other way. Anyway. Bari Weiss.

I assume Stephen Miller has lasted so long in Trump's good graces because he does two things at once: gleefully feeds Trump's worst impulses, and does it while being such an unappealing loser that Trump has never felt threatened or overshadowed.

The right-wing lost its shit over "DC bureaucrats" insisting on baseline curriculum requirements as federal overreach. It was, surprise, total bullshit.

Things that it is permissible to deadname: - The Department of Defense - Twitter

costco connection has 10x the number of readers

There is no sense in which the Enabling Act of 1933 would have become an acceptable piece of legislation if it had included a carve-out requiring Hitler to stabilize out-of-pocket health care costs. Same goes for the Enabling Act of 2025. www.offmessage.net/p/the-end-of...

Cell service in the No. 4 train East River tunnel!!! 🎉

Not to be a pedant but Bari Weiss was a junior editor who occasionally wrote opinion pieces in the opinion section, not a columnist.

is it contrarian to reflexively parrot what your rich patrons want to hear?