we can do great things

so nervous

it me

Just another day in America re-litigating settled law from 1898 and ending this day watching humans slingshot the moon.

ICYMI, Kelsey Davenport's detailed take-down of the Trump team's misunderstanding of Iran's proposals before the war is worth a read. Iran offered to blend down the HEU, pause all uranium enrichment, and not stockpile enriched uranium. This was is not only illegal but unnecessary.

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

[whispers] just let me have a little moon visit, as a treat

the new X-Files should have one minute section at the end where Mulder sits down on a chair and says "We've had some fun here tonight. But of course, aliens aren't real. What is real is the destruction of government services by conservatives."

what's great is how these always come back down again, too.

fighting antisemitism by making lists of Jews.

how on earth did this get published in the Post?

study: AI datacenters increase hemorrhoids by 78% through localized plumes of phlogiston and miasma 💬 230 ♻ 10.4k ♡ 27.4k

Ben Gvir has no say over Israeli politics he's just a member of parliament, a member of the cabinet, the minister in charge of the national police, and is able to pass discriminatory laws that impose the death penalty onto one group of people on the basis of race. He's basically just the fringe.

After Eichman was sentenced to death, my grandfather, who was a member of cabinet at the time (and fled Germany in 1939), was one of two ministers who objected to carrying out the sentence. He asked that Eichman live out his days as a condemned man. He was overruled. 1/2

GBAO survey of 800 US Jewish voters for @jstreetdotorg.bsky.social: – Generic ballot: 67-24 Democrat – "Support or oppose the U.S. military action against Iran": 60-40 oppose – Just 31% support "unconditional financial and military assistance to Israel" www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...

"Israel" doesn't start with a J.

this ad was 22 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4-v...

So important to make good choices

they're calling it the most republican thing of all time www.axios.com/2026/03/30/g...

Assuming Trump's ballroom actually gets built and is functional we should hold the trials of regime members there and THEN demolish it.

don’t ever use goo gone on goop you won’t like what it leaves behind

Y’all there’s gotta be so much copper wire in those data centers.

Open LinkedIn to see how much better everyone is doing in their careers than I am. Open Instagram to see how much better everyone is doing at their social lives than I am. Open Bluesky to complain about it

why stop at 50 years? 1000-year reign or gtfoh

whoever wins it.

the Drones Over Barksdale story could be real. or it could be 2026's vesion of Drones Over New Jersey.

Julius Caesar introduced a coin with his name, image, and the title DICT PERPETVO; dictator for life. It was created in February of 44 B.C. and stopped being minted in March of 44 B.C., for some reason.

2/ These actions aren't just illegal, although they are that. They aren't just unconstitutional, although they are that. They are anti-constitutional: they strike at the core of one of the principles that allows our entire constitutional order to function.

counterpoint: this is a good road trip and an excellent way to see the breadth and majesty of the US. if you want to pretend that a 4-hour drive is far, move to England.

remember when washington, d.c., had a newspaper that wasn't worthless?

At a time of rising antisemitism, Islamophobia and expanding war, Jewish and Muslim Americans must stand together – not be pitted against one another. That’s why J Street and the Muslim Public Affairs Council are speaking with one voice to defend democracy, reject hatred and oppose endless war.

it is like Japanese Porn.

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to disappoint in advance i'm pretty serious about blue-no-matter-who at the moment and yeah that includes whichever Even That Guy you happened to have in mind for all Even That Guys of whom i currently have knowledge. that does not however mean you pull punches during the primary

trump take train

cursive helps me sign the check, sure, but what will help me find the checkbook since I only use it every 3-5 years?

The Israeli Knesset advanced a bill that will allow the death penalty for Palestinian terrorists but not Jewish ones. There is a word for a legal system that has different penalties for different classes of people. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

to make your homemade vanilla extract, start by simply unzipping the vanilla folder

excuse me?

At just 5ft8”, Ringo is the only Beatle who was not bigger than Jesus 😭

Hardly the biggest problem here, but the Pledge doesn't include the comma.

I'm begging for anybody to know what continent the Middle East is on www.nytimes.com/2026/03/25/u...

early but strong contender for tweet of the year

Every single time I tried to ride it, I ended up walking.

There are phone tasks and laptop tasks and I'm dying on this hill. I'm dying on this hell because I'm old and stressed my heart climbing said hill, but still.

“And that’s the way it is”

This is one of the most gutting and beautiful pieces of journalism I’ve ever read nymag.com/intelligence...