What. The. Actual. Fuck.

How to talk to short bunnies.

I think I'm offended more by the lack of turret symmetry up front than anything else.

Unexpected Kobold shenanigans? You don't say... *nudges @rianacollie.bsky.social under the table*

My favourite trebuchet story is Edward I spending three months building one at Stirling Castle - nicknamed Warwolf - then angrily ordering the garrison back inside when they tried to surrender before he had a chance to use it at them.

when someone says "my dice are cursed" you sort of have to agree with them because if you say "marius you are a grown man and I know you know that's not how probability works" they won't say anything but they'll treat you like you are in league with the cursed dice

*sighs* For some things, people just need to learn from the Dude, and just... abide a little harder. Not everything is a slight, not every happenstance is a conspiracy against you... just roll on through it.

Even now a crack team of Scottish culinary scientists are racing against time to discover a way to deep fry it.

I legitimately enjoy and endorse this idea.

Be the sort of person where even the rumor of your demise sparks a global depressive spiral and not the Ewok celebration from Return of the Jedi

I had to put together this chart to explain to one of my D&D groups how I categorize new players but I feel it actually has broader utility

gock gang but with cool hats edition

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

🐺🐺🐺

In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:

If you see this, post something monochromatic. (Artwork of my character by SadNicole on FA)

Lola's enhanced lolas 🥰

A proper look for a bun.

BlueSky’s team are a bunch of tech entrepreneurs that were cursed with a community of Twitter’s refugees. They wanted to use this site to buy and sell NFTs until we bullied them into not doing that, and they keep trying to move back to that point, lol

It's October.

Folks, you could learn all about The Joy of Spittoons. Treat yourself.

Bun-boy buns!

they say you should write what you know, and I hate capitalism and I dom furries so I guess that's the book 🤷‍♂️

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

If I controlled an animation studio- any animation studio- I would jump both feet forth. Alas- for good or bd- I do not.

classic locust modded into mechwarrior 5 mercenaries

Allow me to improve your Monday. #furryart #nsfw #judyhopps

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

It would be nice, to one day feel wanted somewhere, rather than merely tolerated.

Behold, I have created SKWRL. #furryart #furry

• Soft • Fluffy • Round • Will headbutt you for pettings.

softsketch for Kyree (from the huge uploading backlog 😅)

Kyree Anansi 🐰🐺 #furry #furrysfw #anthro #furryart #commission #chaiteakittenart

You knew this was coming.

Fucking autocorrect is turning into coach z

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I feel like this form has some serious MILF energy to it. Am I wrong? I've also been told I have the hair of an 80's shampoo commercial...

Smol squirrels deserve love, too!

N​o​t m​u​c​h of a titty drop b​u​t I t​r​i​e​d my best #titty #boobsout #nsfw

The tail never lies.

Flashing but Colored

in black and white it looks even more realistic lmao

Crab Cult

Every day is Bun Day.

I refuse to die in a storm named Wubbo.

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about