A poem, a lament.

At baseball and it seems the Saints have a new sponsor… #catan

Tip for everyone whose 14 year old was woken up twice during the thunderstorm at 4am after already struggling to get to sleep: Settings > Notifications > (scroll all the way to the bottom) Enhanced Safety Alerts > Imminent Threat Alerts

However appalled you are by this, it’s not enough. It’s a frank statement that Trump and Trumpists are above the law and need not even plausible excuses to loot your tax dollars. It’s a total failure of our civic institutions.

This was an incredibly enlightening thread, and helps me understand the Met Gala in ways I never had previously, and I am richer for it.

Blessed are the tears of all the weary Pouring like a sky of falling stars The Kingdom is yours. ~@commonhymnal

My controversial Star Wars opinion is that The Last Jedi was the best of the movies.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only Impulse only, no thoughts just vibes Game of Thrones 30 Rock Taskmaster Parks & Rec Bob’s Burgers Archer Brooklyn 99 Westworld Animaniacs Newsradio Saturday Night Live Firefly Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts The Boondocks Chernobyl

The energy requirements of parenting are wild. It can't be Sunday night! I haven't rested yet!

What a productive but miserable day. Looking forward to when my weekends will one day be restorative again. Maybe a few years from now.

Happy Easter

The “tipping for everything” kiosks everywhere are simply an extension of the pervasive scam culture that has seeped into society writ large. In this essay I will

I get to do a little SXSW this year, so the first talk I’m hitting is “Are You Faster Than a Robot” featuring the inimitable Mark Rober. 😁

most people don’t know how good the bird guides are getting these days

@mathman1024.bsky.social This tray of enchiladas from HEB lists a serving size as “1/2 tray”, and the servings per container is “varied”. Is there anything special about a food tray in that it might contain more or less than two halves? As my go-to math expert I thought you would know.

I have not yet been gone from home for 24 hours on this work trip

caved in and finally started watching heated rivalry

DO 👏 NOT 👏 TRIGGER 👏 ENDGAME 👏 WHILE 👏 I’M 👏 STILL 👏 BUILDING 👏 MY 👏 ENGINE I’m so sick of the toxic players in this hobby. I only needed like eight more turns.

I’ve had two people come to me asking questions about Hadestown before they went to see it, so I’m very clearly building my brand

tired: "I'm afraid to publish my code because people might think it's bad" wired: "I'm afraid to publish my code because AIs might train on it" inspired: "I'm afraid to publish my code because AIs might train on it and get dumber"

Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's charity, mercy, or compassion.

This is a wildly irresponsible headline by NBC News (that I discovered via chyron on our local news channel over lunch). Greenland can’t “cost as much as $700 billion”, because it’s not for sale! Could post “Buying a unicorn could cost $700 billion” because both are equally possible!

The irony of this moment was my favorite part of the movie by far.

This Mississippi trip seems rougher this year - loneliness is hitting very hard, plus the twins need a lot of attention. But the kids are having a good Christmas, and I’m powering through. Might even get back to running in the morning if I can swing the time.

Happy "Wake Up Dead Man is on Netflix Now Day" to all who celebrate! (It's me, I'm celebrating. You probably should too, I can't shut up about it.)

While I like Verstappen, I think it’s good for him and the sport if his margin losing the world championship is smaller than what he lost by throwing away points hitting Russell earlier this season. #F1

I have truly enjoyed this #F1 season, and I’m also not going to miss waking up early or timing some Sunday mornings around race time for a while. :)

I named my fists after my twins because I’m determined to get them to lay down and not fight no matter how frustrated I may get

“Imagine being told at the start of the season Sainz going from Ferrari to Williams would let him drive a more competitive car”

Charlie Brown, you ignorant slut.

Just saw an early release of Wake Up Dead Man, the next Knives Out movie. That may genuinely be one of my favorite movies of all time. It won’t be everyone’s, but I think it’s one of mine. I’ll have a lot more to say as I process it, ponder on it, and see it again…but that was truly phenomenal.

I wasn’t present for when the car hit 400k miles, but I am reliably informed that my daughter took this picture, and not the driver. ;) (And she cut off the last digit, so it looks like it’s only 40k miles, but I assure you this Prius has seen more adventures than that!)

I don’t envy the stewards in today’s race

“He never hit the brakes and he was shifting gears” - Garth Brooks, singing about Lance Stroll

Qualifying at CotA! Go Weeyums!

I just discovered the soundtrack for Dead Outlaw has been added to Spotify, so I know what I'm listening to for the next hour! open.spotify.com/album/1axWNc...

I’m not on the market, but: 1. Hardcore History 2. Serious Trouble 3. Greg Boyd: Apologies and Explanations 4. Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me 5. Lawyers Behaving Badly Honorable mentions: The Dice Tower, Board Game Blitz, Missed Apex, Vacation Bible School Podcast, Lonely Island & Seth Meyers Podcast

If I posted on Facebook for people to see what Trump said about Kirk’s murder, the Enlightened Centrists I know would scold me for politicizing the tragedy, and reserve nary a word for what the President of the United States is doing.

if we made immigration work how people think it works that would be the biggest liberalization of immigration in American history

A few hours from showtime in Austin...looking forward to seeing you guys!

Slightly diminish a boardgame A Jaunt Through The Galaxy

Where's Waldo: The Murder has gone digital! I love the in-print version, have immediately bought the app (free to try with a single in-app purchase to unlock the rest), and this is really slick.