Whoa

oh BABY, ok 4-seam fastball: neoliberal 2-seam fastball: democratic socialist Change-up: Working Families Party Splitter: Maoism Splinker: Marxist-Leninist (only two guys can make it work)

🚨 North American Fenians.....and Fenians across the world....🌍 📺 TONIGHT we will be with you LIVE and direct from Ireland (2am Irish time). 👇🏻 Details in attached post

A wonderful night in God’s Favorite Ballpark with my bestest boy @tgk.bsky.social all thanks to @camerooned.bsky.social

Oh btw impromptu Phillies game with @hammerito.bsky.social

Working open to close all week and yeah I’d say it’s going pretty well

you're welcome

AND ALSO WITH YOUSE

the body and blood of christ

Wild that there are 130 Cardinals and they’re still tied for third in the NL Central

Almost gave myself rhabdo on Friday but still hashtag Built Different

Happy Opening Day (and THANK YOU to @tgk.bsky.social for the insane jacket)

Dude pulled up with the weightlifting jelt I am SOBBING

My good friend just dropped her book about the connection between Philly and the IRA during The Troubles and I helped research it!!! She's a phenomenal journalist and writer and you should pick it up!

Wait if Garrett Cole gets Tommy John is there a chance the Phils could trade them Taijuan Walker and eat less of his contract than we thought??

life as a fascist always seems so bleak and dreary. imagine thinking it's gay to enjoy a good dinner

Happy Six Nations to all who celebrate @tgk.bsky.social

Quarter mile repeats, 5 mi/min pace

Untitled, by Cy Twombly, 1990, 📸 by Dan Sheridan // @Inphosports

Yeet

Love to literally never get more than half an inch under a power clean

Smoking on that Chi*fs pack

I had such a blast explaining Groundhog Day to my French client last week, I cannot tell you how delighted I was to unveil each new detail: -there’s a rodent -he lives near Pittsburgh -he tells us the weather -a man in a top hat pulls him out of a stump -people get mad at the rat

💚🫡 @tgk.bsky.social

Mission Accomplished #IREvENG

Seeing my beloved Scotland beat them rowdy little Italians and now Ireland hammering England? A true dudes morning

Come on lads

Match day for baby’s first Ireland/England Six Nations match @tgk.bsky.social let’s gooooooooo

FUCK YES @hammerito.bsky.social

Working through some shoulder issues

Lunch: -fried chicken breast -protein pasta w/ roasted long hots -a shitload of antacids

🫡🇱🇷🇱🇷

My 17-year-old daughter Maya made this for me as a Christmas gift and I think it’s amazing

Was Jimmy Carter’s last wish to have his casket recreate the OJ Simpson chase what tf is this camera angle

might be back in

Man I remember when people were yelling at me on here for suggesting that it might be a good idea to let our Hall Of Fame kicker kick as often as he was used to over the previous eight-plus years

Local man has the yips :(

Lmao shit

Imagine having @tgk.bsky.social hand you this incredible Phillies jacket!! Imagine!!!!!

You may not like it but this is peak Pennsylvania winter performance (please ignore how tired I look)

405# for 5, no lifters, 7:49 AM

“And what would you like for Christmas, little guy?”

How are the Jets even a real franchise

@ihavethatonvinyl.com Had to show you this from the Bad Site: x.com/BurdenBurner...

Large Adult Son gymnastics