Every image from Artemis makes the idea of war feel even more ridiculous

Related: just poured my fourth cup of coffee at 10:45 am. 🤓

may this be the beginning of something

Reminder to next dem government: take all of SpaceX’s federal contracts and give the money back to NASA.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, friends. We still see you, and stand with you. And we will not waver.

So this all proceeds much as we've come to expect from these kinds of things. But as I read it, I couldn't help noticing what was missing. It doesn't even seem to have occurred to anyone to demand an apology or explanation from the makers of the plagiarism machine he used.

Maple syrup under a microscope. That is why Canadians are so happy, we literally eat glitter. 😊 #Canada

#NoKings in DC.

From #NoKings in Round Rock, Texas

If you think No Kings is too vague or insufficiently radical, I sincerely encourage you to go to your local No Kings rally tomorrow and hand out flyers/zines to recruit folks to your org/cause. It's a perfect recruitment event! Thousands of people eager to DO STUFF! Get out there!

Two drinks in on a Friday night conversation when I described the early days of Twitter as “just friends and acquaintances on your feed, thinking out loud” & I had to pause for a beat. Cheers to everyone who remembers that time, and to everyone maintaining that same level support and curiosity. 🍻

Pilot on my flight: “Air travel is not fun right now. Please be nice to each other. I don’t want to be on CNN. Let’s just go home.”

The ACLU filed a court brief in 2023 describing the lawsuit as “a meritless effort to use a lawsuit to silence criticism” and called the officers’ privacy claims, made over their own invasion of someone else’s home, “nothing short of absurd.” artvoice.com/2026/03/17/a...

America out there like

Monday.

“Palantir CEO Alex Karp thinks his AI technology will lessen the power of ‘highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat’ while increasing the power of working-class men.” There is no non-political way to use AI.

“Billionaires made 19 percent of all reported federal campaign contributions in 2024, a Times analysis shows, and even more in some local elections.” The Scale of Billionaires’ Campaign Donations is Overwhelming U.S. Politics. [nytimes.com]

There is apparently credible evidence that the president of the United States is a pedophile. The comforting phrase “accused him without evidence” no longer fits this situation, and journalists must resort to the more perfunctory “hasn’t been formally charged.” www.thedailybeast.com/key-details-...

What day is it

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

Make the CEO of Adobe try to cancel their Creative Cloud subscription on Instagram Live.

Thank you for having International Women's Day on the shortest day of the year

I accompany my 88yo Mother to alll kinds of medical appointments and because of that I have a lot of opinions about geriatric healthcare but maybe the simplest one is this: stop weighing people at appointments. More important metrics? Grip strength, balance, amount of weight they can lift & carry.

We're going to need to tap the sign so much

The best thing you can do in light of the Ellison takeover of Warner Brothers invest your time, energy, and money in supporting independent creators and independent distribution networks and independent venues. It is absolutely crucial to make independence a viable option.

BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance says the Trump administration is pausing some Medicaid funding to Minnesota because of fraud concerns.

One of my regular yoga students gave me a short story they wrote—“feedback optional” he said—and I am so humbled.

“John, the old conferences did not care about diversity. I suggest you not either,” Jeffrey Epstein wrote in response to an email about the programming. “The women are all weak, and a distraction sorry.” 19thnews.org/2026/02/epst...

✨ moment of silence ✨

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Was in an .edu environment recently, and the QR codes on the slides were illegible, even from 6 feet away. Shorten your URLs! cmdrkeene.com/shorten-link...

Beauty Influencer Supervillain origin story tagline:

NYT OpEd asked me to explain vibe coding to a general audience, and I took a swing. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/18/o...

🧵A perfect thread As I am stuck in bed Recovering, not loafing.

I gotta say: it's really been fun watching sports and men's sports at the Olympics. I'm glad male athletes are getting their time onstage.

*High key

I was on a curling team for years and I STILL have to look up the scoring stuff every once in a while. See, I can look at where the stones ended up in a round and tell you the score, but I can’t always remember WHY that’s the score. It’s weird.

! @weratedogs.com com goes beyond what you've already heard about the Ring Cam ads and includes excellent reporting about ICE and, less surprisingly, about finding lost dogs

For so long Amazon has had a monopoly on selling self-published books. Good to see that @bookshop.org is ready to compete in the space! www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

These guys two months ago: ha ha I hope there's a civil war we'll make those LIBERAL BITCHES cry for mercy These guys now: waaaaaa they're using whistles it's not FAIR waaaaa (You can get free community safety whistles, quantity 100 to 1000, from here: linktr.ee/3Dwhistles )

Who decided to make Groundhog Day an entire decade?

The Trump administration, finding new ways to assault women and children.

One thing that is true in this age of "AI" is that authenticity is going to be prized more than ever before. A single hand-scrawled sign is going have more impact than the smoothest "AI" image because the people seeing it knows it comes from someone's brain, not a tuned algorithm.

Have now lost almost three work days to an Adobe Indesign issue. No end in sight. As with all Adobe issues, the forums were not helpful, and the list of random hacks and dumb guesses that have worked for others is EPIC.

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

The Trump Administration admitted deporting Any Lopez Belloza in violation of a court order was a “mistake.” Now they need to make it right and bring her home. 80 members of Congress joined me and @warren.senate.gov in demanding they do it today.

That's THREE Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota who have been attacked -- assaulted, shot, killed -- by Trump supporters in the last 7 months (and 60+ more were targeted for violence). That is the actual domestic terrorism.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

ICE/DHS has killed nine people in 2026 (that we know of): Keith Porter, Parady La, Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos, Alex Pretti, and Renee Good. [bsky.app]