Weird that he’s doing promo for the Dems but whatever

Nothing brings me more joy than knowing @bibbymoynihan.bsky.social and @brettmorris.bsky.social are staying vigilant and keeping us safe from shadows on @cbbworld.bsky.social #WhoMe #TheBatmin #WhereIsShe #KeepBustin #SamuelsFamily

Take care of our guy, Charlotte, but you’ll never love him like we do.

Let’s do it again in Calgary

How to Talk to Your Children About the Naz Reid Trade

Naz was the only athlete so universally beloved I thought he was actually untradable.

Spoonbridge and Naz

A huge disruption to the local TSR Time billboard economy.

[with tears in my eyes] It's TSR time.

Two words... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Now STARTING at power forward…

Raygun never misses

Couple hours left

I think it's funny that he's obsessed about people thinking he's a genius but every time he opens his mouth he shows how aggressively stupid he is.

Whoah! This Dietrich Bonhoeffer person sounds horrible. Was there a specific person he tried to kill or something like that?

And then they never released another album, cementing themselves as one of the greatest one-album bands in history.

Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

Wish me luck

Dear NYC please understand absolutely none of this extends to the Yankees.

Pride Night says LBGTQ+ people are welcome in your sport. If you write something on your hat or refuse to participate, you are explicitly saying the opposite.

Karl-Anthony Towns finished the Knicks' championship run with a playoff plus/minus of +258, which is the best in NBA history since that's been tracked. KAT broke Steph Curry's record of +244 in 2016-2017.

Anthony Edwards and Karl-Anthony Towns FaceTiming during the championship celebration is healing 🥹🥹🥹

Been watching Breaking Bad with the older daughter. Just watched Ozymandias. She is completely and totally WRECKED.

Ok but we can all at least agree that TRILLIONAIRES shouldn’t exist right?

As we discussed, this movie should be held holy and never remade, the one exception being Suzy Izzard playing every role.

I finally got it. If you’re an NBA fan who wants to lose hours of their lives, play at 82-0.com

What if we just booed all of them like that everywhere they went?

Booing him during the anthem is the most patriotic thing you can do.

Shout out to folks who ain't looking the other way, just 'cause these fascist wockaflockas ain't coming for them yet.

Minnesota mouthing "I'm so sorry" to PWHL Detroit as we shut the door and lock it so Britta can't come back.

Britta Curl-Salemme leaves the Frost to sign a 3yr deal with Detroit. HAPPY PRIDE FROST FANS!!!

I bet I know how

Two docs open - one with track changes from my agent and the manuscript where I’m making the changes. Me, MULTIPLE TIMES during this process - “Holy crap she’s got no notes I’m a genius” Also me - “Which document are you reading?”

Wishing a Happy Pride Month to all the dudes commenting on sports teams Pride Month posts.

June deals on two of my books…

1) Fuck this guy 2) Fuck everyone at the Minnesota GOP Convention 3) Fuck this guy again

The future...

Score one for ethical basketball

Grizz and Dot Com were two of the best characters out there.

Please enjoy my book that is not for kids in any way.

Everybody wants to look cool.

I’m on team thousands of bees.

SILENT CREEK is full flavored but smooth

I'd say you can't make this shit up, but AI did in fact make this shit up.

And my episode hasn't even dropped yet!

95% done with this third draft and realize I've started writing the last few paragraphs in present tense, which I have not done in this book nor any book I have ever written.