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POTM Sarah Connolly won a landslide vote for Player of the Match in Sunday's impressive 3-0 away win over Penicuik, with the experienced all-rounder performing brilliantly in defence AND midfield over the course of 90 minutes. What a shift! @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social

A win for the mums and dads … and a great night for the young Hibs lads www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

@girlsresults.bsky.social good 3-0 win for us over Penicuik today. Tough conditions and tight game. Clean sheet v pleasing. Onwards!. @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social

Game day. The weather may be dreich. But the football is always entertaining @girlsresults.bsky.social @jax-mc-media.bsky.social

How Hibs made controlled ascent to third in table - with momentum now on their side www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Secrets behind record Hibs signing's renaissance revealed as Klidje hailed for starring performance www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs ratings from Livingston rout as record signing takes top marks - report from thumping win www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

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As yes British football in the 1980s. Well known for its good-natured fun. He's a ridiculous person.

Next match - Away⚽️ 🆚 @penicuikath.bsky.social 📅 Sunday 19th 🕑 2:00pm KO 📍Montgomery Park 🎟️ Free Mon the South 💪🏼 @girlsresults.bsky.social @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social

POTM ⭐️ Great to see Anna get on the scoresheet last Sunday. She’s been putting in strong performances every week, so it’s brilliant to see her hard work finally rewarded with a goal! 📣Anna is still available for sponsorship. Reach out for more info

Hibs ace gets World Cup mission from country's president as players urged to 'make up for' falling short www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

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'Players struggling to breathe' - Hibs ace battles through brutal conditions in mile-high World Cup warm-up www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs stars World Cup chances rated - how many Easter Road favourites could we see at next summer's finals? www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

The RSPCA needs to take Gromit off Wallace. He's not a responsible owner. Dogs should not have access to contraptions.

Exclusive:Hibs injury news as key summer signing fitness updated - and long-term absentee returns to boost front line www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Exclusive:Hibs origin story revisited as historian addresses Irish roots, Scottish heart and 'just another Sevco' banter www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

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What my North American friends hear when tuning into UK sport: “The off seamer has joined the ruck from the side but the line judge has played advantage, so it’s a free drop with a short corner. And now we wait to see how much time is added on by the lord chancellor in this second leg …”

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It’s the big league kickoff today. Entertainment guaranteed @girlsresults.bsky.social @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social

This should be a belter @girlsresults.bsky.social @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social

After racking up a 100 per cent record in our League Cup group, we kick off our SWFL campaign on Sunday, at home to the always excellent Musselburgh Windsor. Entertainment guaranteed. Admission free. And you’ll be home in time to watch Scotland take another step on the road to the World Cup!

Just home from Hampden. I think we should give the Elgin Marbles back.

SIX DAYS LEFT Which player lit up the Scottish Women's Premier League last year? Who was the standout for the national team? Was there a referee who handled your game amazingly? Don't forget to nominate them for the #SWFawards - #BeTheDifference scotwomensfootball.com/scottishpowe...

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“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”

Best news of the week.

Exclusive:Hibs dressing room derby defeat verdict revealed as star makes 'unacceptable' claim - and vows improvement www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

'Homeless' capital football club receive new ground boost - thanks to local MP @girlsresults.bsky.social @jax-mc-media.bsky.social @scotwomensfootball.bsky.social www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

After 2.5 years out, we’re buzzing to announce the signing of Mischa Rennie ✍️ A composed and skilful midfielder, Mischa brings great experience from her time with Hearts, Spartans, Hutchie and Gartcairn. Welcome to South, Mischa! ❤️🤍 Mischa is sponsored by IRIS Partnership.

Talk of a Hibs crisis is as fanciful as chatter about a Hearts title challenge - derby talking points www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs boss slams 'inexcusable' late concession against Hearts as Gray admits hurt of derby defeat will linger www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs ratings and report from Tynecastle as Easter Road side suffer late Edinburgh derby heartache www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

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Remember, if you are going out in the hail showers today, pop a child's xylophone on your head for added fun.

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What makes Hibs v Hearts so special? Gaffer Gray on growing up with rivalry that means EVERYTHING to so many www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Exclusive:Hibs great Gayle reveals all over derby goal celebration as 'old man' striker opens up on Gorgie fan abuse www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Hibs and Scotland ace reveals lure of Edinburgh derby as veteran looks forward to Tynecastle 'cauldron' www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/sport/footba...

Tremendous signing. Already making an impact.