still feels unreal as a new yorker of 10 years, that we actually have a mayor who doesn't suck shit now

We have a new mayor!

I’ll make fun of him but it ruled that Mario Cristobal was asked what his team needed to win and his on-air answer was “more violence”

so ryan day got a single offseason without ohioans calling for his head

s/o to ryan day for ensuring his team played the fewest possible snaps all season

ray lewis being fed up with michael irvin dot gif

I need Hiroshi Nagai to sue the United States of America for copyright infringement and I will gladly give him money if it helps.

17 hours to go

rip michigan

I am gonna make it through this year if it kills Smee

i’d die for her

bry sunderwood

Sorry, but the answer is “Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles” theonion.com/trump-denies...

Ryan Seacrest gritting his teeth and offering another dead-eyed smile to the ABC producer who just shot down his proposal to change the name to “Ryan Seacrest’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve” for the 12th straight year

Nick Shirley at the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.

Roger Angell said White's column was due on Saturday, and as Saturday approached he'd get moody - come Saturday he'd be in a bad mood indeed, he'd disappear all day, then at night he'd wire New York (if they were in Maine) & then be fine. If I could write like this I'd be scared too.

lol we win

Strength in numbers. #GoDucks x #CFBPlayoff  Via: GoDucks

im hard pressed to think of any high profile priority of this government that is designed to do anything of use for normal people

the onion has had many “please put down the lathe of heaven” moments but this one tops them all

“it was rude and unfair of Obama to run an actual campaign, so we had to respond by nominating the worst person alive” is truly one of the all time post genres what does it look like inside these people’s heads

i do find it a fascinating assumption rightwingers are making that they should be able to walk into any daycare center and observe random peoples children whenever they want

forgot how clean these unis looked www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2sm...

run it up, hawkeyes

NYE energy open.spotify.com/track/2DdIuW...

This story had me laughing the most this year theonion.com/nobel-prize-...

So many bangers but always a huge fan of Andrew Jackson voice

Orcas, you know what to do

Yes, if you speak out against ICE they'll say you're a lunatic who wants to open the floodgates to scary immigrants. The correct response isn't cowering in a corner, it's asking whether people want to be terrorized by armed masked thugs as a part of daily life

tom cotton looks and sounds like a guy that holt mccallany would have tried to kick the shit out of on MINDHUNTERS

what it feels like to finally be back in new york city (or the "big apple" as i call it) open.spotify.com/track/1PmXm1...

"Caitlin Flanagan, Chris Cilizza—these are not people who produce investigative journalism. These are take-merchants and mouthpieces who publish what powerful people tell them over text and DM as if it's a transgressive secret and not a comms strategy."

They are losing it lol

If you're a Democrat, you're a sucker if you imagine this agency has anything to do with immigration. It is--and aspires to be!--a fascist paramilitary goon squad. You should start saying so and lay the groundwork for starving it of funding when you take power

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

many people are saying KAG destroyed the invincibility of the Trump administration

this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for

*Sully Sullenberger starts sweating*

libsoftiktok is now the third most powerful branch of government after the president and supreme court

Newly unsealed docs show DOJ moved to prosecute Kilmar Abrego Garcia for smuggling only after it became clear Trump might not be able to deport him. Sure looks driven by a desire to punish him for fighting back against Trump/Miller lawlessness. Trump had to be right. www.cbsnews.com/news/abrego-...

A true genius

I'm not saying this guy is lying about voting for Kamala Harris, but I do have questions about someone who has consistently and exclusively donated to Republicans since 2020 claiming they voted for a Democrat the same year they sent money to WinRed.

oh good i now have a -7 minute layover on my flight home

This is how you do it folks

Still mind-blowing that a top admin official was revealed to have taken $50,000 in cash in a paper bag from people looking for government favors, the reaction of the administration was "Whatever losers, this is how it works now" and bigshot news media said "If you say so, we'll forget about it"

Cheez-It Sampling Bar, featuring 10 different flavors of Cheez-Its

Someone referred to Nancy Pelosi as History's Luckiest Stock Trader and I think that's perfect

The Kennedy Center has been forced to cancel its annual New Year’s Eve concert as more artists pull out to boycott President Trump's move to change the historic venue’s name. trib.al/Hi98FdH