The worst part of any bike ride is cars.

#1. Why I don't go in the ocean.

Global Grift. Looks like the WH is taking part, either passively or actively, in PROFITING off Trump's middle east flailing and failing. Millions of lives are on the line, and they're doing it to cash in. THIs should be a major story on every channel.

Love the the Artemis crew. Four extraordinary humans: brilliant, disciplined, and deeply mission-driven. What stands out even more than their intelligence is their character. Kindness. Positivity. Humility. Empathy. The future of space exploration shouldn’t just be bold, it should be human. 🚀✨👇

Hummm, wonder why we chose Mark?

Nothing eh?

Apparently, the TRUMP AMERICA AI Act has provisions remaining, provisions for KOSA and the GUARD act (which require age-verification), as well as the repeal of Section 230 Please share/repost #AI #BadInternetBills #GUARDAct #KOSA #OnlineID #Preemption

BREAKING: John Who Can't Get An Erection Blames Yet Another Prostitute.

This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Trump: "I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people. It wasn't hard for me. It starts off with an easy question and by the time you get to the middle it gets tougher." #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans

bsky.app/profile/boco... MAKE THIS GO VIRAL!!!

Happy breakfast club day! The movie I can recite the script for, in every scene.

I propose a new law: Anyone who expresses support for an offensive war shall immediately be drafted to fight in it. No exceptions and no exemptions for any reason, including disability or service as a government official in any office. Presidents and congressmen shall fight in any war they start.

The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

jean-paul sartre: hell is other people me: hell is figuring out what to fix for dinner every single night

Maura Quint's State of the Union Recap www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/mau...

This one hits hard.

Whenever I read any American sports writers analysis of Canadian athletes I just want to scream ”keep my country’s name out of your filthy whorish mouth.” But that would be wrong.

The original run time of the movie Apocalypse Now was 147 minutes. Robert Duvall is only on screen for 11 of those minutes but he somehow steals the entire picture. RIP sir.

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I have declared today National Obama appreciation day. Let’s show them some love.

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Canadians knew the idiot king would come swinging hard at Canada. US industry is dependent on Canadian aluminum. The 100% tariff is a disaster for them. Our warehouses are emptying out to meet European demand. Economic war is war. We will last one day longer and emerge one day stronger than MAGA.

So I watched the shooting video frame by frame and it looks like: 1) They were beating a struggling man with batons 2) His jacket opened revealing a gun in his waistband or lower back 3) The agent in gray grabbed the gun and was walking away 4) THEN the other agents shot the man in the back

Especially* in tough times - when it’s easier money to bet on others - I bet on 🇨🇦 every single time. I’m not afraid of long odds. I’m not ready to surrender the possibilities. If we lose the race, I’ll be right here. Step up or step out of the way. Team 🇨🇦 forever.

Creepy racist scumbag JD Vance: “If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.” He lives in the bulldozed White House and crime hub Mar-a-Lago. If you need more of a hint, he’s your fucking criminal boss.

WOW! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE BOARD OF PEACE!

Everyday Fox News takes shots at Canada, and tries to undermine our sovereignty. When is the CRTC going to act and ban state propaganda that threatens our country? They did with the RT network, literally no difference here based on their decision. BAN FOX NEWS. #cdnpoli

This is absolutely what happened.

Is there any chance that the orange goof wants Greenland because he thinks it’s actually green?

Everything is a distraction from everything else.

We could spend years demanding a list be released, or we could just believe women…

The far-right is angry because they're being judged by the content of their character rather than by the color of their skin. 🤷🏽‍♀️

I didn't do this one, but I can't stop laughing. Look at it! 😅🤣😂🤣

STOP ELECTING NAZIS, there are no innocent bystanders.......... #ElbowsUP🇨🇦

There some hard fast rules on this planet: 1. Looney Tunes are way funnier than Disney! 2. Diet soda tastes like shit! 3. When you put conservative christians in charge, there will be blood!!!

Futures jump 300 points as the Fuhrer backs down on China tariff's. Thank goodness that account that made 100M on Friday was only open and closed for a few hours. Really weird how that person just guessed this would happen. Just lucky apparently. #MarketManipulation #GrossCorruption

"When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it -- always." -- Mahatma Gandhi, born #OTD 1869

The exact moment he knew that not one person in that room had even an ounce of respect for him.