welcome to America, where you don’t know if a bullet or a piece of lettuce is going to kill you

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Keyword | 6 guesses | 00:14 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Perfect score! Play today's game 🔑

these two are essentially the same player and you won’t convince me otherwise

​Connections: Sports Edition #665 Purple first today: 54% 🟣🔵🟣🟣 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟢🟢🟢🟢 Play the puzzle: www.nytimes.com/athletic/con...

This is art, to me.

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Pausa de Hidratacion

lmao respect

Giants fans, I hope you enjoy your backfield, because we’re 2-3 years from one living in the hospital and the other quitting football to start a podcast with Riley Gaines. And honestly, they’re both capable of either of those things.

Chelsea needs to sell Enzo to whoever will take him ASAP, these things happen far too often

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just a bunch of booger eating toddlers who say things just to say them

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so according to Trump this is all Chyna and immigrants faults? concerning!

it's the biggest technological revolution of our lifetimes and you almost never hear about it (because it threatens to bankrupt many of the fossil fuel interests who currently run our society)

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Keyword | 6 guesses | 00:26 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Perfect score! Play today's game 🔑

hard to trust a gypsy

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i had no idea this would become so literal

this seems bad @lindseyslatertv.bsky.social

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Keyword | 10 guesses | 00:40 2️⃣1️⃣1️⃣4️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ Play today's game 🔑

yeeting Jamie Tartt outta the Bridge

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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

trying to pinpoint where the fall of western society began; I’m guessing when Black Eyed Peas released “My Humps”

oh fuck yeah

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GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag https://theonion.com/gop-allies-claim-they-met-with-mitch-mcconnell-inside-body-bag/

Apparently my wife’s karate teacher’s sourdough starter exploded in the back of our car when she was giving him a ride to his mom’s bakery after his car wouldn’t start? Whew! I think I have that straight. Anyway, big mess!

three things in life that are guaranteed: - death - taxes - butthurt Packers fans with excuses Love averages under 30 pass attempts per game for his career and doesn’t do the remarkable things other quarterbacks ranked higher than him can do. Just a guy, that’s it atozsports.com/nfl/green-ba...

When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

please be patient with me, i wasn’t listening

the only certainty in life is that Dave Portnoy is surrounded by like-minded dipshits that he himself employs

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