A handy guide

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚 #amindofmyown

An appropriate use of an all time classic. RIP.

Wednesday

Urgh...10 hours of throwing up 1-2 times an hour yesterday...not good. At least it seems to be over. Day of rest today...absolutely wiped.

Oh bloody hell...that's the official 365 day countdown to 50 begun... #BuggritMilleniumHandAndShrimp

Asked my son what he learned in school today. He said “Gay men like ynoS. Lesbians favour ahamaY, and transgender people prefer esoB. I knelt down and put my hand on his shoulder and said “Son, those are just backwards stereo types.”

You know it's a very productive afternoon when you spend half of it rearranging the app icons on your phone to a more pleasing order...

Things That Surprise You no1: MS Visio is still a thing and is still a part of Office suite.

We had 14 years of the Tories, with Brexit being prominently pushed by Nigel Pharage. That has led us to where we are now. A party run by him, full of fucking Tories from those 14 years, is not remotely the answer, it is quite the opposite. But racism......

Age verification: I got the original Transformers comics as they came out.

Is anyone available tomorrow around 3ish who could take 3 people from Aberdeen Airport to the bottom end of Holburn St please? Edit: That's Sunday 14/09/25

Ok...For anybody in Aberdeen (or close by I guess) - I have a 4 pack of Brewdog Wingman IPA at home. I don't like IPAs and it went out of date last wednesday. If anybody over 18 wants it, it's free for collection this evening. DM me.

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

This is just testing the new image tools...feel free to ignore it...

Should have been 2 or 3 up before the red card. The lack of a striker is shocking. Lost composure towards the end. Last 2 games i felt we were set up well, looked decent going forward but the red cards killed our momentum. Saying that, some very fucking strange decisions from the officials today.

Time for some self flagellation again...

Just hit me that the Berlin Wall has been down for more years than it was in place. A good thing. Even if it makes me feel old

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Spent most of the last week unsubscribing from the ridiculous amount of mailing lists I've ended up on over the years. Still more different one creeping in. Wonder how long this will take overall?...

It starts wild and just rolls downhill from there. Spectacular efforts all round.

Is everyone else bored to tears with Palace's whining about being bumped down to the the UECL? I mean...they could've tried following the rules? Or providing an email address that somebody actually reads? SO tedious...and now they're blaming UEFA, Forest, CAS and anyone else for their ineptitude.

Follow @boidscomic.bsky.social for more. Green paint can change a man.

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everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys

everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight

Rick Witter looks like a young Peter Reid in a spangly blouse.

3 days left here in Disney World. Absolutely nae wantin' to come hame. But to be fair, 32+ degrees everyday nae exactly my style either.

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He said something about car insurance?

Bitty warm like (34° and counting...)

Off to Disney World on Tuesday...not sure a short chubby guy from the Broch can handle a fortnight of 30°+... 😬

It's 0250. Can't sleep because my IBS is playing merry hell. But it's starting to get light already!

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this is wonderful

Have you checked to see if there is a water sausage under your sofa?

This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10

Bored, so here's a question for you...what was the first film you/your family ever rented, be it on VHS/Betamax, DVD, whatever... (I will accept purchases if you're too young) #AuldGype Ours was Tron!