My advent calendar hates me

Write your own joke "Mystery beaver filmed at Norfolk nature reserve" www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Good Morning people Taken away

Not really a surprise. The only thing I did with Spotify is do a play list for my mum's 80th birthday

I find it hard that people can't grasp this concept. I guess biology and evolution is not taught that well in school. Also religious idiots going around spreading lies and fairy tales about how people arrive on this planet.

Good Morning people Getting ready

Facinating story Snail farms and mafia www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

Make sure your loved ones are well wrapped up this winter

Good Morning friends Neil! FInal Warning! If you sing "While shepherds washed their socks" once more, I'm going to kick your figgy pudding!

Good Morning Bluesky Hold

I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.

While everyone's arguing about it again, why not buy a print of my Bruce Willis picture.

Good Morning people The mating call sounds an awful lot like Master Of Puppets

FFS! AI can't even read a calendar!

Spare a thought for your advent chocolates. Imagine the horror they suffer

Good Morning Bluesky Snails are cool

It's that time of the year innit. It's sentimental... As always, proceeds from sales of White Wine In The Sun over the Christmas period go to Aspect (Autism Spectrum Australia). ❤️ Thank you for listening, sharing and supporting this important organisation over the years. youtu.be/x1rw1fx170s?...

Good Morning friends Chessie showing her disgust with me #SundayPixBelovedCritters

anyway, here we go it's sort of heykidsrocknroll.etsy.com LIVE!

Good Morning friends Street art

We offer a grand discount of fuck all this Friday. Cos we don’t price gouge for the rest of the year. Get your t towel books and stuff at www.markthomasinfo.co.uk/store/

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Good Morning friends Did you hear something?

The Ark of The Covenant? Dan Brown's coffee mug? A piece of alien spacecraft etched with "F you, Von Daniken"?

Good Morning Bluesky Just a window but I like the simplicity made of small detail

This Black Friday weekend you can get my Very Hungry Great White Shark a little bit cheaper. Just use the code SHARK30. www.lulu.com/spotlight/happytoast

Veni, Vidi, Vomitus www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Good Morning friends Mixed messages

Good Morning people This has appeared in town. I think it might be a rave climbing frame

Good Morning Bluesky Close the window! The Gormley's floating away!

Pics of my wife in the past, when we used to go wandering with no destination #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack

Good Morning Friends Abandoned land in a town, left to grow weeds #SundayPixOffTheBeatenTrack

Good Morning BLuesky Looking ahead to Spring

OK, here you go A mini beast in a frying pan

And here it is! Book One of The Summer Realm Trilogy, a dark steampunk fantasy - Agents of Secrets and Lies. I also have a pre-order link for you. mybook.to/SRAgents Discounted price for pre-orders & first 24hrs of release. The paperback pre-order link will be here later. #SummerRealm 💙📚👀📢📚

Belgian praline seashells are the greatest thing I first encountered them in a seaside cafe in Oostduinkerke, Belgium when we were busking on the beach as teenagers. I ordered a coffee & got a small bowl of pralines with it. The best chocs I'd ever tasted.

Why is Reeves considering "what is the popular path"? Why not try considering what you think is right and moral?

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Good Morning people At the Souvenir Museum, Tranekær, there is a series of Russian dolls showing Soviet and Russian leaders. In the background is a very small doll which I'd swear is Trump

Good Morning Bluesky George had recently been given a haircut. He felt good for a while

Good Morning friends Someone is really regretting this today

Love this sort of thing

Badenoch accuses Farage of lying about Brexit "It is wrong of him to deceive people, lie to them and make them think this is going to be easy" Anyone got a spare irony meter? Mines just burst into flames.

Good Morning people Christmas presents all come from here

Holding back the heat #art

It's here! It's monstrous! @happytoast.co.uk

Need someone to ask them "Does 'valuables' include the gold in their teeth?" www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Good Morning Bluesky Geography lessons in action